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If you don't want to hear people enjoying themselves, don't move into a house next to Pub that has run live music 4 nights a week for nearly 30 years.
July 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If you don't want to hear people enjoying themselves, don't move into a house next to Pub that has run live music 4 nights a week for nearly 30 years.
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I absolutely hate when my best mate puts his three year old daughter on the phone to talk to me.
June 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I absolutely hate when my best mate puts his three year old daughter on the phone to talk to me.
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Peppa pig's mum has had more sex than me this year and she's fucking animated.
May 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Peppa pig's mum has had more sex than me this year and she's fucking animated.
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Just in from mammoth interview session to two bits of news. One that a DV perp got locked up because of something I did and that a vulnerable constituent had a a massive wrongful debt written off after our intervention. This is why I came to politics, this is why I'll just keep cracking on.
January 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Just in from mammoth interview session to two bits of news. One that a DV perp got locked up because of something I did and that a vulnerable constituent had a a massive wrongful debt written off after our intervention. This is why I came to politics, this is why I'll just keep cracking on.
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Bought some shroom chocolate. Never had it before. Morning dog walk & 1/4 of the bar. What a massive mistake. As my world melted, I remembered I would have to go home and face my wife & grown-up children. Tried to persuade the dog to do the talking. I'm in my mid-fifties.
December 28, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Bought some shroom chocolate. Never had it before. Morning dog walk & 1/4 of the bar. What a massive mistake. As my world melted, I remembered I would have to go home and face my wife & grown-up children. Tried to persuade the dog to do the talking. I'm in my mid-fifties.
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When driving home and I get onto the last part of the journey around the M3 I like to pretend I'm Luke Skywalker in the first Star Wars film. I do this by turning my sat nav off like he turns off the targeting computer before destroying the Death Star.
December 23, 2024 at 4:25 PM
When driving home and I get onto the last part of the journey around the M3 I like to pretend I'm Luke Skywalker in the first Star Wars film. I do this by turning my sat nav off like he turns off the targeting computer before destroying the Death Star.
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Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
December 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
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Okay, my ardent followers who have been troubled wondering what to get me for Christmas; your troubles are over.
Raymond Chandler’s Olivetti Studio 44 typewriter, one of many treasures up for auction on Friday via Doyles
December 4, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Okay, my ardent followers who have been troubled wondering what to get me for Christmas; your troubles are over.
What if they need to change a bulb on the spotlight and she gets caught up there? What if said sympathetic doorman is on holiday and forgets to tell his cover she’s up there and they seal all exits and entrances. Does
she sleep there? Why isn’t she selling off old instruments for money?
she sleep there? Why isn’t she selling off old instruments for money?
December 1, 2024 at 10:53 PM
What if they need to change a bulb on the spotlight and she gets caught up there? What if said sympathetic doorman is on holiday and forgets to tell his cover she’s up there and they seal all exits and entrances. Does
she sleep there? Why isn’t she selling off old instruments for money?
she sleep there? Why isn’t she selling off old instruments for money?
How does the Pigeon Lady gain access to the opera house in ‘Home Alone 2’? Does she just wander up the fire escape and hope for the window to be open? Does she give a pigeon feather to a sympathetic doorman to let her in?
December 1, 2024 at 10:51 PM
How does the Pigeon Lady gain access to the opera house in ‘Home Alone 2’? Does she just wander up the fire escape and hope for the window to be open? Does she give a pigeon feather to a sympathetic doorman to let her in?
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Every single time my picture is taken I wonder if this is the one that will appear on the front pages after my murdered body is found dumped in the woods somewhere.
December 1, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Every single time my picture is taken I wonder if this is the one that will appear on the front pages after my murdered body is found dumped in the woods somewhere.
Night in the spare bedroom. (Nothing bad)
November 29, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Night in the spare bedroom. (Nothing bad)
Regretting following every single account since signing up. Currently culling every comfortable middle class person that has “activist” in their bio.
November 20, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Regretting following every single account since signing up. Currently culling every comfortable middle class person that has “activist” in their bio.
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Let not that doctor e’er come near my house.
November 19, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Let not that doctor e’er come near my house.
I could watch Rylance and Lewis talk for hours #wolfhall #themirrorandthelight
November 17, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I could watch Rylance and Lewis talk for hours #wolfhall #themirrorandthelight
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I lied about saving a cat that was stuck up a tree to get a Blue Peter badge. I'm glad Olivia Colman has got one after 50 years of trying.
November 16, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I lied about saving a cat that was stuck up a tree to get a Blue Peter badge. I'm glad Olivia Colman has got one after 50 years of trying.
It’s Strictly. It’s Blackpool. It’s Official. I’m a millennial hurtling towards 40.
November 16, 2024 at 6:45 PM
It’s Strictly. It’s Blackpool. It’s Official. I’m a millennial hurtling towards 40.
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Elon Musk’s generative AI chatbot, Grok, turns on him, labelling him “one of the most significant spreaders of misinformation on X”.
Elon Musk's AI turns on him, labels him 'one of the most significant spreaders of misinformation on X'
His posts, it added, “can have real-world consequences."
fortune.com
November 15, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Elon Musk’s generative AI chatbot, Grok, turns on him, labelling him “one of the most significant spreaders of misinformation on X”.
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'From Waterloo Bridge' (c.1938) by Christopher RW Nevinson
(Private collection)
(Private collection)
November 14, 2024 at 5:30 PM
'From Waterloo Bridge' (c.1938) by Christopher RW Nevinson
(Private collection)
(Private collection)
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What to know about Jabba The Hutt, Trump’s pick for Director of the Prison Service.
November 15, 2024 at 10:09 PM
What to know about Jabba The Hutt, Trump’s pick for Director of the Prison Service.
Just seen a post (tweet? sky?) musing on whether or not Christmas adverts are distasteful on account of cost of living, painting a unrealistic picture of Christmas etc…. Good points or maybe it’s just a fucking advert
November 15, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Just seen a post (tweet? sky?) musing on whether or not Christmas adverts are distasteful on account of cost of living, painting a unrealistic picture of Christmas etc…. Good points or maybe it’s just a fucking advert
If anyone isn’t - the YouTube Channel “Flawless Cleaning Services” is like soup for the soul. And I’m a massive cunt. So if I’m saying it
November 15, 2024 at 7:43 PM
If anyone isn’t - the YouTube Channel “Flawless Cleaning Services” is like soup for the soul. And I’m a massive cunt. So if I’m saying it
“I want the hummingbirds,
the dancing bears
Sweetest dreams of you
I Look into the stars
I Look into the moon”
the dancing bears
Sweetest dreams of you
I Look into the stars
I Look into the moon”
November 14, 2024 at 11:33 PM
“I want the hummingbirds,
the dancing bears
Sweetest dreams of you
I Look into the stars
I Look into the moon”
the dancing bears
Sweetest dreams of you
I Look into the stars
I Look into the moon”
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RFK Jr leading the Department of Health and Human Services
November 14, 2024 at 10:51 PM
RFK Jr leading the Department of Health and Human Services