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Michael
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Married cat person, bureaucrat, union steward and board member, longtime listener. Previously: bookseller, roller derby official, machine operator, broadcaster, pizza guy, fry cook, and dog walker. Most of the time I just stare at the sky. #LNK #1U
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It's her.
December 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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this cookie recipe has the serving size set to the entire batch, and honestly i think more recipes should be so realistic
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Democracy Now! is looking for early-career journalists to join our team as one-year fellows in the video and digital departments. All fellowships are paid, full-time positions with benefits. More details at democracynow.org/jobs
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
If you can read this.
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Last week I loaded up Disney+ and had a clear, halting "what even IS Disney anymore?" moment based on what greeted me there. I guess the answer is they agree with me, they are IP rent collectors and nothing else
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I understand OPs frustrations here, and I think it reveals one of the prevailing debates around American higher education: is the university a center of knowledge production for its own sake, or a job-training center for a specific profession?
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
A coworker and I found a typo in the state administrative code ("regs"), so I'm nominating us for a No-Prize.
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A couple days ago, before sunrise, I was in bed asleep on my side and our elderly cat walked onto my shoulder and – no joke – shouted into my ear.
Do cats meow more at men than they do women?

A study from a research team suggests that many cats have concluded that men don’t always listen, and adjusted their behavior accordingly.

No paywall 🐈
To Get a Man’s Attention, Meow Harder
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Irréversible (2002)
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I hadn't realized that today was the day, but now I understand why there were cars full of youths whooping it up and down our street, some leaning out their windows and waving revolution flags. Good on them. www.reuters.com/world/middle...
Syria marks one year since Assad was toppled
Syrians marked the first anniversary of the overthrow of Bashar al-Assad and his iron-fisted rule on Monday with jubilant celebrations in major cities, as the fractured nation struggles to find stabil...
www.reuters.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Bluesky got a head start on the age verification requirement in Nebraska, I see. (Version 1.111.0) #NELeg #LB383
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
One more: The Invisibles for the new millennium and let Afua Richardson cook.
Captain Carrot (and his Amazing Zoo Crew). @thejillthompson.bsky.social.
Okay, you get to write ONE dream comic mini-series, featuring characters you did not create.

What character would you pick, and who would draw it?
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Captain Carrot (and his Amazing Zoo Crew). @thejillthompson.bsky.social.
Okay, you get to write ONE dream comic mini-series, featuring characters you did not create.

What character would you pick, and who would draw it?
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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business leaders in our state have been asking young educated adults why they're leaving for decades now and every single time the answer is always that republican policies are hostile to those who want better jobs, opportunities, recreation, and desire for diversity and belonging
BRAIN DRAIN? Better jobs, opportunities, recreation and desire for diversity and belonging. Those were top reasons an Omaha audience gave for why talented young people they know left Nebraska.

From Cindy Gonzalez:

nebraskaexaminer.com/2025/12/08/b...
‘Brain drain’ alarm escalates: Omaha and business leaders flag job lag • Nebraska Examiner
Muscle is growing behind Nebraska's "brain drain" attack as multiple Omaha and business leaders flag lag in job and wage growth.
nebraskaexaminer.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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RT IF YOU LOVE UNIONS! ❤️‍🔥

It's day twenty-six of our national ULP strike. Our striking baristas in Hopewell, NJ have the best signs 🥰
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Scrooged (1988)
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
Children of Men (2006)
Christmas movie watchlist… What are we missing? 🎬

🍭 Elf
👨🏻‍🏫 The Holdovers
👒 Little Women
😱 Home Alone
🛋️ The Apartment
🦞 Love Actually
💚 How the Grinch Stole Christmas
🦄 Step Brothers
🦸🏼‍♂️ Jingle All the Way
🎅🏼 Klaus
🧣 The Holiday
🕷️ Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
🔫 Die Hard
🐩 Edward Scissorhands
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again? Hospital corners.
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?

TTY relay service, in both directions. I was an absolute star.
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?

In the summer of ‘88, I had a job where I installed cell phones into cars. No one has needed that skill in over 30 years.
December 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Saw Spike Lee in conversation tonight, so that was pretty cool.
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"Maybe the only useful fiction, if we're talking about politics, is about the citizen, the person who chooses his leader. A fiction that examines and confronts the society that has put power into the hands of would-be dictators." (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/s...
Diego Luna: Our Reality Has Become Reality TV
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"The scammers seem to be trying to add to an existing trove of hacked information." Yeah. (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/b...
Medicare Scammers Are Calling Seniors 50 Times a Day, Trying to Trap Them
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A sensible solution for desperate times.
Clay Farris Naff, a science writer and former executive director of Lincoln Literacy, proposes furloughing NU administrators for several months a year to close the budget gap.
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I hope the jazz funeral procession from Wednesday is circling the Varner Hall parking lot today.
More than 110 people have signed in to speak at today's University of Nebraska Board of Regents' meeting.

Most of them are faculty, including those from four academic programs that have been proposed for cuts.

It's going to be a long day.
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Someone in my quad dunked themselves in a whole Bath and Body Works store before coming to the office. The air itself smells and tastes like vanilla Play-Doh.
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I badly need to not do a single thing for one solid day
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM