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It’s pretty wild that the most rabidly anti-immigrant administration in recent memory is comprised of a President married to an immigrant, a VP married to the daughter of immigrants, an assistant AG in charge of Civil Rights who’s an immigrant (Dhillon), & it was all funded by an immigrant (Musk).
December 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s pretty wild that the most rabidly anti-immigrant administration in recent memory is comprised of a President married to an immigrant, a VP married to the daughter of immigrants, an assistant AG in charge of Civil Rights who’s an immigrant (Dhillon), & it was all funded by an immigrant (Musk).
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I am just a humble physicist devising new modes of sandwich with corn fritters and leftover turkey, it’s not for me to say if this is “brilliant” or “unimaginably creative” or “the sort of orthogonal sandwich thinking that comes along once in a generation.” That is for the MacArthur folks to decide.
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I am just a humble physicist devising new modes of sandwich with corn fritters and leftover turkey, it’s not for me to say if this is “brilliant” or “unimaginably creative” or “the sort of orthogonal sandwich thinking that comes along once in a generation.” That is for the MacArthur folks to decide.
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Germans love the Christmas movie The Hard
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Germans love the Christmas movie The Hard
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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[yelling over club noise] I said a giant sadness has come between us
July 9, 2023 at 11:17 PM
[yelling over club noise] I said a giant sadness has come between us
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“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
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This is class solidarity.
In case you’re at all confused.
In case you’re at all confused.
September 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is class solidarity.
In case you’re at all confused.
In case you’re at all confused.
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candidate 1: i will kill you and your family
candidate 2: i will only kill half of your family, and maybe not you
candidate 3: I won't kill anybody, what the hell, that's so fucked up
Too many of you: Candidate 3 will just take votes from candidate 2, who we must elect to save democracy
candidate 2: i will only kill half of your family, and maybe not you
candidate 3: I won't kill anybody, what the hell, that's so fucked up
Too many of you: Candidate 3 will just take votes from candidate 2, who we must elect to save democracy
August 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
candidate 1: i will kill you and your family
candidate 2: i will only kill half of your family, and maybe not you
candidate 3: I won't kill anybody, what the hell, that's so fucked up
Too many of you: Candidate 3 will just take votes from candidate 2, who we must elect to save democracy
candidate 2: i will only kill half of your family, and maybe not you
candidate 3: I won't kill anybody, what the hell, that's so fucked up
Too many of you: Candidate 3 will just take votes from candidate 2, who we must elect to save democracy
Discussing AI on the socials.
July 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Discussing AI on the socials.
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[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
July 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
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No it’s not possible to live completely ethically under capitalism. It is among the easiest things in the world however to not post on Twitter.
July 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
No it’s not possible to live completely ethically under capitalism. It is among the easiest things in the world however to not post on Twitter.
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Anyone know where Kevin Bacon's left his car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of friend of a friend.
June 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Anyone know where Kevin Bacon's left his car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of friend of a friend.
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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
June 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
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the new york knickerbockers are the centerpiece of a 77-year study conducted by the CIA to see if i, personally, can be killed by watching the television
May 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
the new york knickerbockers are the centerpiece of a 77-year study conducted by the CIA to see if i, personally, can be killed by watching the television
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Kids these days are praising the show ANDOR when they should be praising the father, the son, AND/OR the holy spirit
May 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Kids these days are praising the show ANDOR when they should be praising the father, the son, AND/OR the holy spirit
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Me getting ready for the announcement of the new pope:
Da pope is a coming!
YouTube video by skigss
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May 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Me getting ready for the announcement of the new pope:
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Every six months Netflix releases a movie called some shit like THE WINDOW CLEANER and it stars four of the biggest actors in the world and you will never in your life meet anyone who has seen it.
May 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Every six months Netflix releases a movie called some shit like THE WINDOW CLEANER and it stars four of the biggest actors in the world and you will never in your life meet anyone who has seen it.
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A well-oiled machine 🫠
April 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A well-oiled machine 🫠
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The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Are full of passionate intensity.
April 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Are full of passionate intensity.
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was going to order a tee shirt yesterday but the vendor had a $1.13 additional fee for 'delivery assurance' or some shit and was like "if you opt out ______ bears no responsibility for lost, damaged or stolen shipments" and it was such an offensive framing I canceled.
April 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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