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Will
@untangledodyssey.bsky.social
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."

Player of games and roller of dice. He/him

#blacklivesmatter
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foolproof bait
September 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The fact that dude called this shit a "woke rebrand".

I know literally 0 leftists who give a fuck about Cracker Barrel. Let alone their logo.
"I gave my life to Christ in a cracker barrel parking lot" goes crazy

most of us just call that a hook-up or one night stand and move on with our lives.
August 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Environmental storytelling.
August 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Small businesses dying isn't a "consequence" of the tarrifs. It's the point.

Billionaires need more workers and less competition.

This is not a coincidence.
May 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Wanna put my tender
Heart in a blender
Watch it spin round to a
December 13, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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there are girls with penises, boys with vulvas, and transphobes without teeth
August 3, 2023 at 2:20 AM
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A Guide to Bluesky Jargon
skeet = post
rubbing one out = drafting a post
sloppy seconds = quote-posting
edging = writing a post then deciding not to post at the last possible second
jimp = posting then deleting seconds later after realizing you shouldn’t post

Hope this helps!
November 19, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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Girl, I wanna take that ass places like some kinda
October 18, 2024 at 8:56 PM
September 19, 2023 at 4:44 PM
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'Dr. pepper' is the name of the guy who invented it. what you're drinking is actually Pepper's Monster
August 30, 2023 at 4:17 PM
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I've never really been part of any sort of artist community because I never felt like I was worthy of being called such a thing, but I'm willing to put myself out there. So if you're an artist (esp. embroidery/cross stitch), maybe we could follow each other?

I'm new here so idk how this works lol
August 19, 2023 at 4:02 PM
A friend joins and makes one post, 10 likes instantly.

I join? Nothing
August 19, 2023 at 2:18 AM