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Scotty
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Chicagoan in Denver
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Tom Waddle Mr Submarine commercial.
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.

Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Trump regime ICE troops murdered a US citizen, a woman in Minneapolis. She was shot point blank in the face according to witnesses. Footage shows her drive away as an ICE trooper shoots into her car window, causing her car to lose control.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Hello 2025, after everything that’s happened, we just need a little space.
January 1, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Literally said this to my daughter earlier when I had to leave the room and the dog was making eyes at my sandwich.
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I managed to read 29 (!) books this year. That's a crazy amount for me - I'm not a fast reader, and also there's two kids roaming around my house constantly getting into shit. ANYWAY, here were some of my favorites:

Hamnet
The Copenhagen Trilogy
The Good Lord Bird
Small Things Like These
Stay True
December 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl at Yankee Stadium
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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DJ Moore receives game ball in locker room.
DJ: "Man about time. I ain't fall off man. Appreciate you all. First time 10 wins, man this is fun as hell."
December 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Hot take: we don’t appreciate Steph enough.
Steph tunnel shots are so back
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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we now know that it’s not illegal to throw sandwiches at ICE agents, an important development
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Just an insane and sad headline for an article about a trip a father took with his 8-year old son
October 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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I don't know if this stat should make me laugh or cry.
October 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Being a Bears fan is pain
October 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Kershaw really shit on his legacy by deciding he needed to get on the record with the wackest, worst, laziest bigotry right as the curtain was coming down, and it will be tough to remember him any other way. Absolutely one of the greats, but no one can just be normal (or just be quiet) anymore.
October 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Saw a guy walking around the airport with a big ole’ tub of protein powder and another guy working out in a vacant gate with some weights I’m pretty sure he brought from home. Friday nights are weird at DIA
October 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM