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Michael Scott Balch, PhD
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Fuck it.

Just chisel this into my tombstone.
Meta-plausibility, a thread
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Sybok: Share your pain. Share your pain with me – and gain strength from the sharing.
Me: <sends social media screenshots>
Sybok: Okay please stop now
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Apparently there was a city meeting in Hutchins, Texas, tonight. Hutchins is the location of DHS's newly announced 10,000-person concentration camp. What I've been told is that city officials were unanimously and adamantly opposed to it.

Unfortunately, I'm seeing this nowhere online.
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Stiffing the gestapo is a move.

I know Trump is ideologically opposed to paying people, but WOW.
February 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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No Biden in the Epstein files. Guy really just wanted to kill Palestinians.
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the first half of David Galula's book on counter-insurgency is a step-by-step guide on how to wage a Maoist insurgency.

And reading it shouldn't put you on any lists because it is a go-to reference for the US military.
Anyway. I’ve written a 36-step guide to destroying the machines and the men who control them disguised as a novel but I’ve gotta convince my agent it’s not too weird to get someone to publish it. So stay tuned I guess.
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
To summarize, the people who think they're going to build god on the computer, who have reorganized our economy to that end, are literally a bunch of stupid pedophiles.
February 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Did Eva Braun get a documentary?
January 31, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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wait is this really the first we’re hearing elon is in the epstein files? i guess i must’ve just assumed
January 31, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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pizzagate: the wily paedophile elite are using secret codes and hidden tunnels for nefarious purposes

actualgate: Hi Jeff, can't wait do more of that paedophile stuff together on your childrape island like we did last time!
Hugs,
[email protected]
January 31, 2026 at 4:41 AM
This guy is declaring war on everybody like it's his last chance, which I guess it is.

But still, why?

Why is that his dying wish? WTF?
Drop Site claims that an Arab government was informed that attacks on Iran could commence as soon as Sunday, local time, and "would not be limited to nuclear or missile sites but also target regime change"
EXCLUSIVE: U.S. Military Tells Key Middle East Ally to Prepare for Attack on Iran
In addition to military targets, Trump is considering strikes on senior Iranian leaders with the aim of spurring the overthrow of the Iranian government.
www.dropsitenews.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
You know what? This early in the game, there are points for trying.

o7 Minnesota Man
January 30, 2026 at 9:41 PM
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Fun city names today.
January 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Did somebody say non-sense lyrics?
January 28, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Breaking: Trump directs reporters to place hands over eyes; ICE now gone from Minneapolis.

Update: We put our hands down, and they appear to be back.

Update: After repeat of presidential directive, they appear to be gone again. We’re so confused!
January 28, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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The way to tell who won a war is to count the points both sides scored and the side with the most points is the winner
January 28, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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The press is pretending things have changed in part because many Democrats are also pretending this.
January 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Hi come to my show here in LA with my funny friends we are raising money to fight ICE by being Dark Woke etc @jamiepeck666.bsky.social @wordisbond.bsky.social and more
TIX BELOW
January 28, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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They will try to sacrifice a few people to protect the project. But the project is the thing.
January 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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I think about Elijah McClain a lot. How he was a sweet, lovely young soul who used to play the violin for stray cats. How brutally his young life ended and how the State sent riot police to interrupt the violin vigil in his name. The cruelty was always the point.
January 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Literally why it's called "statistics".
The administrative bureaucratic state is the original Big Data.
January 26, 2026 at 3:59 PM
It was me. It's my fault. As a kid, I wanted to live in interesting times.
Rarely is the question asked, why must times be SO interesting?
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 AM