Jimbo-Slyce
@vaisforstoners.bsky.social
Dad and Veteran. Chicago native living in the Mid-Atlantic. Don’t be a dick. Love beaches, bonfires, bourbon, and blunts. With the occasional reading of Dante.
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Reminder: You can and should do whatever the fuck is required to protect your own peace- whatever that looks like for you right now
Your peace is your goddamn oxygen mask and you need to put that shit on and strap yourself in first and foremost before anything else, ok?
Ok. Now back to shitposting
Your peace is your goddamn oxygen mask and you need to put that shit on and strap yourself in first and foremost before anything else, ok?
Ok. Now back to shitposting
January 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Reminder: You can and should do whatever the fuck is required to protect your own peace- whatever that looks like for you right now
Your peace is your goddamn oxygen mask and you need to put that shit on and strap yourself in first and foremost before anything else, ok?
Ok. Now back to shitposting
Your peace is your goddamn oxygen mask and you need to put that shit on and strap yourself in first and foremost before anything else, ok?
Ok. Now back to shitposting
Good morning dudes and dudettes! We survived Monday, but the war isn’t over.
Get out there and kick some ass today
Get out there and kick some ass today
three men in military uniforms salute each other
ALT: three men in military uniforms salute each other
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January 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Good morning dudes and dudettes! We survived Monday, but the war isn’t over.
Get out there and kick some ass today
Get out there and kick some ass today
Going home and getting stoned 🤘
January 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Going home and getting stoned 🤘
Man, I’m trying to find and/or grow that weed that instantly makes you smile, happy, productive, and increases orgasms by 437%
Wait, that’s just weed in general. 💨 😶🌫️ 💨
Wait, that’s just weed in general. 💨 😶🌫️ 💨
January 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Man, I’m trying to find and/or grow that weed that instantly makes you smile, happy, productive, and increases orgasms by 437%
Wait, that’s just weed in general. 💨 😶🌫️ 💨
Wait, that’s just weed in general. 💨 😶🌫️ 💨
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I see your comments about being disheartened by [gestures at everything] and the feeling that you need to take a break.
I can empathize, but remember, if you step away, you won't see my posts, so be sure to give me your phone number so I can text them to you.
I can empathize, but remember, if you step away, you won't see my posts, so be sure to give me your phone number so I can text them to you.
January 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I see your comments about being disheartened by [gestures at everything] and the feeling that you need to take a break.
I can empathize, but remember, if you step away, you won't see my posts, so be sure to give me your phone number so I can text them to you.
I can empathize, but remember, if you step away, you won't see my posts, so be sure to give me your phone number so I can text them to you.
Bar is organized, inventory has been taken, good to go for next weekend!
January 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Bar is organized, inventory has been taken, good to go for next weekend!
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I know fascism is coming for us all thats why im being a slut online while I can
January 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I know fascism is coming for us all thats why im being a slut online while I can
Bored on a Monday. What’s new?
January 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Bored on a Monday. What’s new?
Good morning dudes and dudettes!!!
January 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Good morning dudes and dudettes!!!
I’m *watching weather forecast* wild and crazy tonight
January 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m *watching weather forecast* wild and crazy tonight
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the guy who invented waking up was a real piece of shit
January 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
the guy who invented waking up was a real piece of shit
Just because I’m doing dry January doesn’t mean I can’t go hunting
January 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Just because I’m doing dry January doesn’t mean I can’t go hunting
Good morning dudes and dudettes! Happy Friday and stay warm! 🥶 ❄️
January 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Good morning dudes and dudettes! Happy Friday and stay warm! 🥶 ❄️
I bet we could have some fun with this panoramic roof.
January 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I bet we could have some fun with this panoramic roof.
Kiddo has regionals today for public speaking. So proud of her!
January 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Kiddo has regionals today for public speaking. So proud of her!
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Grab her hips and fuck her back.
January 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Grab her hips and fuck her back.
Happy Thursday dudes and dudettes!!!!
Your motivational pep talk for today.
Your motivational pep talk for today.
January 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Happy Thursday dudes and dudettes!!!!
Your motivational pep talk for today.
Your motivational pep talk for today.
Alright, I’m off to bed. Goodnight dudes and dudettes
January 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Alright, I’m off to bed. Goodnight dudes and dudettes
What a lonnnnng ass day. Not a bad one, but fuck what a long day 😂
January 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What a lonnnnng ass day. Not a bad one, but fuck what a long day 😂
Can’t talk, making plans to do nothing. Sorry
January 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Can’t talk, making plans to do nothing. Sorry
Off early, hell yeah
a picture of a camel with the words `` happy humpday ! good morning '' on it .
ALT: a picture of a camel with the words `` happy humpday ! good morning '' on it .
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January 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Off early, hell yeah
Good morning dudes and dudettes! Happy Tuesday!
January 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Good morning dudes and dudettes! Happy Tuesday!