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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

Rep. @aoc.bsky.social RT’ed this 👀

JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 4d

UK activists trolled JD Vance with a van showing his meme face all over the Cotswolds. 🚐😂

When your vacation turns into a moving meme. 🇬🇧 JD Vance can’t escape the internet!

#JDVance #Cotswolds #MemeVan #ViralNews #PoliticalSatire #TrendingNow #ParodyAccount #MemeWar

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 13d

JD Vance just warned Americans to stop using Tinder and Bumble… Guess he’s worried someone might swipe left on his policies too. 📉💔😂

#JDVance #PoliticalComedy #SwipeLeft #DatingAppDrama #USPolitics #VanceParody #TrendingNow

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 17d

mfw I find out I’m on the DHS watchlist for “un-American activities” 😳🇺🇸�
Guess I should’ve just posted minion memes instead.

Jeff Tischauser @jtischauser.bsky.social · 25d

mfw I find out I'm on the DHS watchlist for un-American activities

famous meme of JD Vance that was used to bar a tourist from entering the U.S. JD Vance is seen with a bald head and beard and wearing a suit and tie, and an American flag lapel pin. He looks like he is about to enjoy a large bowl of mayonnaise.

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 17d

I post a harmless Disney meme → removed immediately ❌🐭
JD Vance posts transphobic garbage → still up ✅🤡

Unchained Malady 🎃👻⸆⸉ @unchained-malady.bsky.social · 17d

I shared a fuckin Disney meme the other day that got nuked lol

these people are just pathetic in their skittishness about it, while also letting Jesse Singal and Brianna Wu skate on by

oh and JD Vance posting transphobic bullshit that didn't get taken down

free speech my ass

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 18d

Saying it now, while they can’t deport me for it.

James Van Fleevil Dead @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 25d

Posting this while they can’t yet deport me for it.

jd vance meme where he kinda looks like if hurley from lost was humpty dumpty

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 18d

Time for a quick vocab lesson.😂

Cliff Jones Jr. @cliffjones.bsky.social · 24d

A short vocabulary lesson for you.

A four-panel meme showing a fish labeled "Grouper," Tyler Robinson labeled "Groyper," JD Vance labeled "Griper," and Donald Trump labeled "Groper."

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 19d

That moment JD Vance shaves… and suddenly becomes a bike thief 😏🚲 #BeardlessBandit

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 19d

Who needs the JD as a baby meme? 😂
Here’s Baby Face JD in 2020, promoting the Hillbilly Elegy movie. 🍼🎬 #BabyJD #HillbillyElegy #ThrowbackVibes

Charles Jay @chazjay425.bsky.social · Jun 27

Who needs the JD as baby meme. Here's Baby Face JD in 2020 when he was promoting the 2020 film version of "Hillbilly Elegy"

youtu.be/4TMfXHT6qc0?...

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 19d

Guys… have you SEEN this? 😂
Vance can #SeeAppalachiaFromHisHouse… yep, totally watched it every summer from grandma’s kitchen. 🙄 (Yes, I read Hillbilly Elegy, zero stars.

Meg Eastwood is Voting for Harris Walz! @megeastwood.bsky.social · Oct 28

Guys, guys… have you SEEN this meme? I like it so much.
Vance can #SeeAppalachiaFromHisHouse . Like, he TOTALLY saw it every summer from his grandmother’s kitchen (I have read Hillbilly Elegy cover to cover, wasn’t impressed).
Little Vance super understands poor voters, right?

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 19d

At first I was sure it was just another gimmick, now I recommend it to everyone.

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 20d

JD’s campaign slogan: ‘Yes sir, Mr. Trump, anything you say sir😂

Dandy Grimes @dandygrimes.bsky.social · Mar 14

Is it too late to submit my JD Vance meme?

JD Vance as a Garbage Pail Kid called “Shady Vance”. He is drawn as a hillbilly due to his book “Hillbilly Elegy”.

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 20d

😂😂

Bart Barry @bartholomewb.bsky.social · Jul 26

IN REM at LGM:
disq.us/p/2zpgq1t

You may say “J.D. Vance having sex with a couch is nothing but an unfounded meme based on a fake citation to Hillbilly Elegy in a single tweet”.

I say, consider the wisdom of the late, great Carl Jung: “In all chaos there is a cosmos, in all disorder a secret order.”

The tweet that started this important conversation was a dispatch - not from one anonymous shitlord, but from humanity’s collective unconscious. It’s lightning-like spread, merely our conscious recognition of what we already knew.

Long before anyone had made claims of unholy unions with upholstery, we as a nation - nay, as a species - had already marked JD Vance as the kind of man who would sex up a sectional. And that is our truth, and, ultimately, his. The world is Will and Idea.

You may not like it, but this is science.

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 21d

I’m drafting a furious complaint to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s boss

JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 21d

In today’s episode: @profdgd.bsky.social breaks down J.D. Vance’s Thanksgiving meme, @dan-sinnamon.bsky.social and @jdconnor.bsky.social revisit their 2018 review of Hillbilly Elegy, @roberttally.bsky.social explores how to read for redemption instead of resentment — and more.

Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · Jul 18

In today's episode: @profdgd.bsky.social's exegesis of J.D. Vance's Thanksgiving meme, @dan-sinnamon.bsky.social & @jdconnor.bsky.social reassess their 2018 review of "Hillbilly Elegy," @roberttally.bsky.social shows us how to read for redemption not resentment, & more.

Spitesgiving in Flyover Country (A Tale of Today, Episode #21)

with J.D. Connor, Douglas Dowland, Samuel Freedman, Dan Sinykin, Robert Tally, and Andie Tucher

theamericanvandal.substack.com

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 21d

What’s left of OG Google seeing AI Overview take over the top of every search…
“I’ve had enough of this above-the-fold nonsense 😤

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 22d

Running from government drones in 2026 after liking one too many JD Fence-Sitter memes 🤣

Jenn🕯️ T🎃lls 👻🕷️🕸️ @jennitolls.bsky.social · 23d

Me in 2026 running from the Palantir drone trying to kill me with fentanyl-laced piss because I liked a meme about JD Vance

a group of people are running down a street in a race .

ALT: a group of people are running down a street in a race .

media.tenor.com

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 22d

Imagine hyping the Avengers but showing us JD Vance in a meme photo 💀

#FenceSitter #ChairForceOne #TrumpComedy #MemePolitician #PoliticalLOL #BlueSkyHumor #SatireCentral #JDComedy

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JD Fence-Sitter (parody) @vancewannabe.bsky.social · 23d

JD Vance looking at Trump like he just caught his dad trying on his prom tux. 👔😂
#JDFenceSitter #VanceWannabe #MAGAcringe #TieWars #AwkwardJD #ComedyPolitics #CantUnsee