Jess Calabrese
@varrr6.bsky.social
she/her • maker • coder • techno witch • neuro-spicy rage goblin • scorpio ☀️ sagittarius 🌕 leo ⬆️ • wife • dog mom • VW .:R32 pilot
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Can we use AI one last time to remove Sean Combs’ coattail riding ass voice from EVERY FUCKING SONG he produced?
August 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Can we use AI one last time to remove Sean Combs’ coattail riding ass voice from EVERY FUCKING SONG he produced?
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The CEO of Astronomer? You mean Carl Sagan??
July 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The CEO of Astronomer? You mean Carl Sagan??
Choirs are just gang vocals for the priest.
June 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Choirs are just gang vocals for the priest.
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
I come from a long line of cowards
Eaten away
An eroded tide line
An empty
chitinous
husk
So full of fear
Too soft for anything but deference
their only respite:
The Same
(some traditions are the rotting hands of your ancestors reaching up from hell to smother you)
I love
to break
tradition.
Eaten away
An eroded tide line
An empty
chitinous
husk
So full of fear
Too soft for anything but deference
their only respite:
The Same
(some traditions are the rotting hands of your ancestors reaching up from hell to smother you)
I love
to break
tradition.
February 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I come from a long line of cowards
Eaten away
An eroded tide line
An empty
chitinous
husk
So full of fear
Too soft for anything but deference
their only respite:
The Same
(some traditions are the rotting hands of your ancestors reaching up from hell to smother you)
I love
to break
tradition.
Eaten away
An eroded tide line
An empty
chitinous
husk
So full of fear
Too soft for anything but deference
their only respite:
The Same
(some traditions are the rotting hands of your ancestors reaching up from hell to smother you)
I love
to break
tradition.
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Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.
February 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.
One of my Top Five All-Time Favorite Movies. Music, chef’s kiss. Cast, chef’s kiss. Humor, chef’s kiss.
Dujour means love ❤️
Dujour means love ❤️
30 seconds ago I learned you can watch Josie & the Pussycats on Apple+ and maybe you should
@harryelfont.bsky.social #DebKaplan #RachaelLeighCook #RosarioDawson #TaraReid #Babyface #AdamSchlesinger
@harryelfont.bsky.social #DebKaplan #RachaelLeighCook #RosarioDawson #TaraReid #Babyface #AdamSchlesinger
Josie and the Pussycats - Apple TV
In this movie, based on the 1970`s animated television series, the Pussycats find themselves being used by a tyrannical record company mogul, to brain…
tv.apple.com
February 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
One of my Top Five All-Time Favorite Movies. Music, chef’s kiss. Cast, chef’s kiss. Humor, chef’s kiss.
Dujour means love ❤️
Dujour means love ❤️
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*Unzips my skin suit so the two wolves inside me spill out*
February 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
*Unzips my skin suit so the two wolves inside me spill out*
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This is the face of courage and compassion. Thank you Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde for speaking truth to power on behalf of the marginalized.
January 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is the face of courage and compassion. Thank you Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde for speaking truth to power on behalf of the marginalized.
It’s not the weight you carry
but how you carry it –
books, bricks, grief –
it’s all in the way
you embrace it, balance it, carry it
when you cannot, and would not,
put it down
- Mary Oliver
but how you carry it –
books, bricks, grief –
it’s all in the way
you embrace it, balance it, carry it
when you cannot, and would not,
put it down
- Mary Oliver
January 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It’s not the weight you carry
but how you carry it –
books, bricks, grief –
it’s all in the way
you embrace it, balance it, carry it
when you cannot, and would not,
put it down
- Mary Oliver
but how you carry it –
books, bricks, grief –
it’s all in the way
you embrace it, balance it, carry it
when you cannot, and would not,
put it down
- Mary Oliver
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Oh come ON now. This new JWST image is just ASTOUNDING.
I feel like I’m falling looking into it, and that I would fall forever, and that I would enjoy it.
NASA, ESA, CSA, K. McQuinn (STScI), J. DePasquale (STScI)
I feel like I’m falling looking into it, and that I would fall forever, and that I would enjoy it.
NASA, ESA, CSA, K. McQuinn (STScI), J. DePasquale (STScI)
January 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Oh come ON now. This new JWST image is just ASTOUNDING.
I feel like I’m falling looking into it, and that I would fall forever, and that I would enjoy it.
NASA, ESA, CSA, K. McQuinn (STScI), J. DePasquale (STScI)
I feel like I’m falling looking into it, and that I would fall forever, and that I would enjoy it.
NASA, ESA, CSA, K. McQuinn (STScI), J. DePasquale (STScI)
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I just flew in from Chernobyl and boy are my arms legs
January 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I just flew in from Chernobyl and boy are my arms legs
Sourdough is the IPA of bread in that:
a) it’s the only special thing on tap
b) I hate it
a) it’s the only special thing on tap
b) I hate it
January 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sourdough is the IPA of bread in that:
a) it’s the only special thing on tap
b) I hate it
a) it’s the only special thing on tap
b) I hate it
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Fake - AI generated.
The real Helix nebula is amassing as it is.
The real Helix nebula is amassing as it is.
November 21, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Fake - AI generated.
The real Helix nebula is amassing as it is.
The real Helix nebula is amassing as it is.
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that's a lot of words to tell us he cant find the clit
November 19, 2024 at 4:28 PM
that's a lot of words to tell us he cant find the clit
If I needed as much hand-holding as some of my older, management-position-having coworkers, I would probably be fired.
I deal with this frustration poorly.
I deal with this frustration poorly.
November 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
If I needed as much hand-holding as some of my older, management-position-having coworkers, I would probably be fired.
I deal with this frustration poorly.
I deal with this frustration poorly.
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here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️
November 14, 2024 at 6:07 PM
here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️
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Note to former self: Send a headshot to your hometown paper when they ask, or they will use the photos of you from when you were a 13 year old sports blogger as a very good bit.
www.bostonglobe.com/2024/11/15/b...
www.bostonglobe.com/2024/11/15/b...
The Onion’s purchase of Infowars is a grand comedic gesture, with a wise guy from Massachusetts at the helm - The Boston Globe
The acquisition is just the latest development at the 36-year-old satirical publication, which has been a rare bright spot this year in media.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 15, 2024 at 11:19 AM
Note to former self: Send a headshot to your hometown paper when they ask, or they will use the photos of you from when you were a 13 year old sports blogger as a very good bit.
www.bostonglobe.com/2024/11/15/b...
www.bostonglobe.com/2024/11/15/b...
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High resolution image of a planet 3 billion km away and its rings.
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪
November 14, 2024 at 8:38 PM
High resolution image of a planet 3 billion km away and its rings.
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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Linkin Park and Spiritbox in the same place?! Both 13-year-old me and 33-year-old me are PUMPED for this tour.
November 14, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Linkin Park and Spiritbox in the same place?! Both 13-year-old me and 33-year-old me are PUMPED for this tour.