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A Scheme x Todd @veeiz-nuts.bsky.social · 19m

I feel so disoriented this morning! Pulling into the parking garage like, "wait.... did I brush my teeth this morning?"

Nearly whipped this car right around until I remembered I did--out of my usual morning order. Ugh.

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kash @thisiskashmir.com · 10h

I know yall think nigga navy was the funniest night on twitter but it was actually this I promise you. Most of yall was just sleep and didn’t witness the genius in real time cuz oh my fuckin god.
M-m-m-m-mayflower music??????? PLS!!!

kash @thisiskashmir.com · 10h

When my nigga said they was on they way to the 3/5ths mafia concert I lost it

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A Scheme x Todd @veeiz-nuts.bsky.social · 10h

Oh this was a time. I hope they're doing well

kash @thisiskashmir.com · 10h

When my nigga said they was on they way to the 3/5ths mafia concert I lost it

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A Scheme x Todd @veeiz-nuts.bsky.social · 10h

Spooky.

BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 15h

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

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fmason3 @fmason3.bsky.social · 10h

Old Twitter was a CIRCUS. 😂😂😂

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DC Abortion Fund ⭐ @dcabortionfund.bsky.social · 20h

we have a 5k gap to close by this friday for a DC native. we know it's rough out there-- can our community dig deep and show up for our neighbor? love & rage! xo DCAF 💕

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 21h

that's why that man said, "bury me loose!"

Leta Lestrange @joybella.blacksky.app · 1d

Why do funerals COST SO DAMN MUCH?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

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A Scheme x Todd @veeiz-nuts.bsky.social · 1d

Compassion fatigue???

Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 3d

Reading about Democrats who agree with Trump's plan to forcibly commit homeless people

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

Freida Parton says she did not mean to scare anyone when asking for prayers for her older sister, Dolly:

Freida Parton
“I want to clear something up. I didn't mean to scare anyone or make it sound so serious when asking for prayers for Dolly. She's been a little under the weather, and I simply asked for prayers because I believe so strongly in the power of prayer. It was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister. Thank you all for lifting her up. Your love truly makes a difference.”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

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Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 1d

D.C. MARRIAGES, SAVED! The D.C. Council just passed an emergency bill to let the city to issue marriage licenses. Because of the federal shutdown, D.C. Superior Court's Marriage Bureau has been unable to process marriage licenses since last week. (The court is federally funded.)

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A Scheme x Todd @veeiz-nuts.bsky.social · 1d

Does wapo not have gift links???

A Scheme x Todd @veeiz-nuts.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah that's crazy. Mf playing fast and loose.

Big Lord Bunny @ceepain.bsky.social · 1d

A Congressperson telling Federal workers that they may not get back pay whilst that same Congressperson continues getting paid DURING the shutdown really don't value their jobs (or lives) in this economy.

A Scheme x Todd @veeiz-nuts.bsky.social · 1d

Lololol! Devious but effective

✨Giver of Problems✨ @jforjae.bsky.social · 1d

Job *we’ll be sending phishing emails upcoming weeks to bite down on training*

In my inbox: Check this sale out! 50% off
Me: Oop *click* love a sale

Email: You’ve been phished 🎉 Please follow this link to complete phishing IT training.

Me:

A Scheme x Todd @veeiz-nuts.bsky.social · 1d

No, but #thempeople are obsessed with the idea of free labor and will force it by any means necessary

Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 1d

Out of curiosity, is there any, and I mean ANY actual proper customer demand for general purpose AI? Or is this a "build it and they will come" sort of thing.

A Scheme x Todd @veeiz-nuts.bsky.social · 2d

Bless you 🤣

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 2d

Who could be doing this to the farmers????

Ah there it is …

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d

Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'

Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 2d

the black church needs a Rumspringa strictly for black girls. a mandatory couple of years of unlearning bullshit about your body, hair, complexion, other women, weight, sexuality, red nail polish and lipstick, hoodoo, clothing, etc.. maybe travel, or get the sonic rings knocked out of you. idk.

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 2d

Reminder that we still don’t know what happened to the 1,000 immigrants who went missing from Alligator Alcatraz.

Their families and attorneys can’t locate them.

They’ve been disappeared.

People are still being sent to that horrible place without any due process.

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A Scheme x Todd @veeiz-nuts.bsky.social · 2d

I want a steak so mf bad. WHY.

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 2d

More than 800,000 Uber and Lyft drivers in California will be able to unionize under a bill that has now been signed into law.

The law also requires the corporate giants to bargain with these workers in good faith.

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 2d

when you realize that ayesha went to LA to become an actress right after high school, but ended up in north carolina attached to a boy from vacation bible school FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE... you understand she is just saying she wished she had a life before she became somebody's wife.

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 2d

Bill Nye is currently on the Hill to advocate against a proposed 47% cut to NASA science from the Trump admin

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A Scheme x Todd @veeiz-nuts.bsky.social · 2d

a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words welcome join the club

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