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velociraptor jones
@velociraptorj.bsky.social
professional writer
end ai
new yorker
i love myself and where i live
sequel to my 2009 twitter account
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90s 3D art. Hyatt Hong Kong by Teresa Williams (1993). I got this render from a CD-ROM included in a 3D rendering book that I bought from Borders.
December 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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It sucks so much that Philip K Dick could literally see the future.
The argument is that the drones are supposed to respond to lower priority calls, freeing up officers for higher priority ones. The article doesn't make it clear what the drone is going to do about, e.g. loud music next door or minor disputes.
“Dallas’ police chief has said the city may take part in a ‘drone first responder’ program, as it looks for ways to cut emergency response times.”
December 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Heh heh excuse me poor people but let me stop you right there. Like 100 guys have 30 trillion dollars and everyone else is only a few thousand in debt or just scraping by, so the average person is actually rich. 😏
Oh God, he's still doing this. Acting like people don't have debt.
December 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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You know, Bob Hoskins might be one of my top top favorite actors.
December 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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lol holy shit
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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On this shortest day of the year, let's all admire an iconic diorama depicting a scene from a place of eternal night . . .
December 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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she’s not so much a cartoon villain as a fairy tale villain
these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
December 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I don't have one anymore so I guess:
December 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Cover by Maxfield Parrish for SCRIBNER’S MAGAZINE, April, 1899.
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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amagon, magazine screenshot & caption, game player's magazine (1989) archive.org/details/game...
December 11, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Love this fella
February 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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The children who get measles because their parents are selfish idiots do not deserve this. This is why mandating vaccines is important.

When your child asks why they are suffering, why they have gone deaf, blind or died because you let them get the measles---I hope you know it is your fault.
Latest on South Carolina measles outbreak: "Of the 111 measles cases recorded in that area...105 involved people who were unvaccinated while three involved those who were partially vaccinated...At least 254 people had been placed in quarantine as of Tuesday"
Hundreds quarantined as South Carolina measles outbreak accelerates
A state epidemiologist said the spike in cases came in the wake of Thanksgiving travel and a lack of vaccinations. At least 16 cases were traced to a church.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Painting by Clayton Anderson published in OMNI, vol. 11, no. 3 (December 1988), alongside the article, “Transcending Science,” by Dennis Stacy. Includes the painted inscription: “In the Silent Heart of Mystery, a Sky of Perfect Joy.”
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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this joke plagues transphobes because it’s an incredibly cutting take on what the modern transphobic panic is, a hysterical panic based off of a lie that transness is fake and that there is an intentional effort from the right to prop up this wedge to destroy all LGBTQ rights
What’s that saying, hit dog holler
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Several times in my life, I mocked someone in my insensitive youth for some affliction, only to later suffer from the same affliction myself. The lesson I have taken away from this is that I should start mocking people for having enviably pleasant lives.
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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OMNI, vol. 10, no. 11 (August 1988), with cover art by Manuel S. Morales “originally created for the cover of the mystery novel, CROCODILE ON THE SANDBANK,” by Elizabeth Peters.
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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HARP.BMF
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Masao Saito, 1984
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Very easily. Every person in there is miserable and doing an impression of what they think is a cool and self-actualized person looks like. It must feel like being surrounded by ghosts
How is any of this real
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM