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There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

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Now Serving: Low-Effort Comedy and Unsolicited Leftist Views.

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whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Rest in piss Dick Cheney, you would have hated these election results 💜
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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most of the last decade of my career was a frantic effort to warn as many people as possible about the dangers i saw coming in the near future

now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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SCOOP: several days ago Zohran Mamdani was overheard saying he "needs" to eat dinner. An inside source confirmed he had eaten breakfast and lunch that day, giving him an estimated 2+ weeks without additional calories before he might have died from starvation
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
October 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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So no terrorism then?
October 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Such extremism! So much terror!
October 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Block and move on.
October 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’ve never been able to see a Magic Eye poster, and 3D movies don’t work for me, but strangely I can see the swastika perfectly.
October 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
MAGA is essentially distilled white grievance culture.  If they have nothing to be angry about, they will make something up.
October 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The US doesn’t protest “Like the French” for a variety of reasons but I think the biggest one is that our cops have military grade toys and won’t hesitate to shoot us.
October 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I don’t care much for the football man’s wife’s singing.
October 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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normal Portland Friday night things: sitting on your friend's porch listening to choppers and cessnas and then checking ADSB exchange to see which craft are running with their transponders off or without callsigns and which you can actually document.
October 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Abughazaleh: I think Kristi Noem should be tried at The Hague. And if the response from ICE to people exercising their first amendment right is to drive vehicles through them, they should not be an agency in the US.
October 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Sigh. If shutting down the government would truly shut down the entire government.

I want it to close forever like a poorly run restaurant after all the workers walk out during rush.
October 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Wakes up, checks Bluesky:

“Escalators are woke now?”
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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If the Rapture only happened to people who believe it is a real thing, this would be a much more pleasant and sane country to live in.
September 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is my 10th rapture, can I get the next for free?
September 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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White dudes have not been sending their best this week, that's for sure.
September 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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So there was a mass shooting at a New Hampshire country club. Fortunately for white people Donald Trump has a plan to stop white on white violence by harassing brown and black people in Chicago who are minding their own business.
September 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Was wondering if @lastweektonight.com would address the Kimmel stuff briefly or make it the "main story" (even though its "main stories" often involve months of prep and research). Looks like they went for it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohPT...
Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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September 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
This CK response from the right has me curious about how they'll be responding when Dear Leader's arteries finally give out.
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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September 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM