Gift shopping for loved ones can be demoralizing because it's oh, you love them? Name literally anything they would like.

First they came for the fat, whiny losers, and I said nothing, because they got me immediately. I was like the first person they got.

me, as a child: *walks into the kitchen covered in my own blood holding a rabbit I fought from a hawk*

my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone

Text 48. "series of radical meetings" by @theophite.bsky.social again

When you look at it this way, Canada joining the EU makes a lot more sense, doesn’t it?

(Don’t forget: Canada shares a land border with Denmark on a ridiculously tiny island, & has two French islands [St Pierre & Miquelon] a ferry ride from our Maritimes.)

the American consumer is interested in absorbing zero pain.

the Canadian consumer has already smeared themselves with the fat of a freshly killed bear and made an offering of blood for luck in the coming battle

doctor says that 97 percent of my microplastics are a result of what he calls “aggressive peanut butter jar scraping”

What’s happening in Sicily, Italy 🇮🇹 is absolutely extraordinary!

Mount Etna is erupting while its summit remains covered in snow—an incredible clash of fire and ice.

Here are some explorers skiing between lava flows and snowy slopes—a truly unprecedented sight! ⛷🔥❄️

I'm amused that BC NDP named its full platform PDF bcndp_anactionplanforyou_final_final_final_final_web_0.pdf

Had to share this one