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Life behind the cheddar curtain; it ain't easy being cheesy.
Life behind the cheddar curtain; it ain't easy being cheesy.
Refilling my coffee this morning and a horrible sentence fell out of my mouth the way a phone falls into a public toilet. You can't stop it, you just watch it happen.
"Splash some hot brown in my mug"
"Splash some hot brown in my mug"
April 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Refilling my coffee this morning and a horrible sentence fell out of my mouth the way a phone falls into a public toilet. You can't stop it, you just watch it happen.
"Splash some hot brown in my mug"
"Splash some hot brown in my mug"
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Dave Coulier has lymphoma, a cancer of the lymphatic system. In order to diagnose lymphoma, doctors need to do an excisional biopsy of a lymph node, which means they did indeed Cut. It. Out.
November 21, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Dave Coulier has lymphoma, a cancer of the lymphatic system. In order to diagnose lymphoma, doctors need to do an excisional biopsy of a lymph node, which means they did indeed Cut. It. Out.
Trying a new cocktail with butternut squash!
November 20, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Trying a new cocktail with butternut squash!
I think if you're gonna name your kid Ralph you've gotta be damn sure...
November 20, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I think if you're gonna name your kid Ralph you've gotta be damn sure...
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Nobody:
Kendrick Lamar:
Kendrick Lamar:
November 19, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Nobody:
Kendrick Lamar:
Kendrick Lamar:
The Onion bought Infowars 😂
apnews.com/article/onio...
apnews.com/article/onio...
Satire publication The Onion buys Alex Jones' Infowars at auction with Sandy Hook families' backing
A federal bankruptcy judge in Texas has ordered a hearing into how the satirical news publication The Onion won the bidding for conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ Infowars, after Jones and his lawyers ra...
apnews.com
November 15, 2024 at 3:19 AM
The Onion bought Infowars 😂
apnews.com/article/onio...
apnews.com/article/onio...
I'm 37 years old, and my parents just started referring to me as "baby child". I love it, and it's 100% the rebrand I've been waiting for.
November 15, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I'm 37 years old, and my parents just started referring to me as "baby child". I love it, and it's 100% the rebrand I've been waiting for.
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38-YEAR-OLD: pretty soon here I’ll get in shape
November 14, 2024 at 5:01 AM
38-YEAR-OLD: pretty soon here I’ll get in shape
When someone asked for a toy version of the car from Ferris Bueller, someone clearly heard them and wildly misunderstood the assignment.
November 15, 2024 at 12:22 AM
When someone asked for a toy version of the car from Ferris Bueller, someone clearly heard them and wildly misunderstood the assignment.
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(fred schneider voice) baby shoes, never WORN
August 8, 2023 at 12:57 AM
(fred schneider voice) baby shoes, never WORN
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Microdosing on “racists getting their ass beat” by remembering twisted tea
August 7, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Microdosing on “racists getting their ass beat” by remembering twisted tea
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A lil bit a Peppa Pig in my life
A lil bit a Piglet by my side
A lil bit a Wilbur is all I need
A lil bit a Babe is what I see
A lil bit a Miss Piggy in the sun
A lil bit a Pumbaa all night long
A lil bit a Porky Pig here I am
A lil bit a u makes me ur man
Feral Hogs Number 30-50
A lil bit a Piglet by my side
A lil bit a Wilbur is all I need
A lil bit a Babe is what I see
A lil bit a Miss Piggy in the sun
A lil bit a Pumbaa all night long
A lil bit a Porky Pig here I am
A lil bit a u makes me ur man
Feral Hogs Number 30-50
August 4, 2023 at 9:29 PM
A lil bit a Peppa Pig in my life
A lil bit a Piglet by my side
A lil bit a Wilbur is all I need
A lil bit a Babe is what I see
A lil bit a Miss Piggy in the sun
A lil bit a Pumbaa all night long
A lil bit a Porky Pig here I am
A lil bit a u makes me ur man
Feral Hogs Number 30-50
A lil bit a Piglet by my side
A lil bit a Wilbur is all I need
A lil bit a Babe is what I see
A lil bit a Miss Piggy in the sun
A lil bit a Pumbaa all night long
A lil bit a Porky Pig here I am
A lil bit a u makes me ur man
Feral Hogs Number 30-50
"Still punk as fuck," I whisper as I tighten the straps on my CPAP mask.
"Still punk as fuck," I whisper as I nurse a knee I managed to injure while sitting motionless
"Still punk as fuck," I whisper as I reach for my pill organizer
August 4, 2023 at 8:25 PM
"Still punk as fuck," I whisper as I tighten the straps on my CPAP mask.
I've gone so long convinced I couldn't keep a plant longer than a month without killing it. These friends are going strong some over a year!
August 4, 2023 at 5:41 PM
I've gone so long convinced I couldn't keep a plant longer than a month without killing it. These friends are going strong some over a year!
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Remember The Sandlot? I Bet You Do, You Old Piece of Shit
Remember The Sandlot? I Bet You Do, You Old Piece of Shit
I can already tell you do by the look of your thin-ass wiry grey hair, you old fucking piece of shit.
hard-drive.net
August 4, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Remember The Sandlot? I Bet You Do, You Old Piece of Shit
Hey baby, are you a firework? You're loud as fuck and you're scaring my dog.
August 4, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Hey baby, are you a firework? You're loud as fuck and you're scaring my dog.
I've recently started singing Modest Mouse songs in a Run DMC cadence. My houseplants look annoyed.
August 4, 2023 at 2:12 AM
I've recently started singing Modest Mouse songs in a Run DMC cadence. My houseplants look annoyed.
Yeah I'm a punk, a punk bitch.
August 4, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Yeah I'm a punk, a punk bitch.
You either are gorgeous or you can spell it. 💅💅💅💅
August 4, 2023 at 2:10 AM
You either are gorgeous or you can spell it. 💅💅💅💅