"it's so hard because noam chomsky is such a great linguist" shut up. no he isn't. he was an okay one whose life's work was disproven and later made millions of children illiterate. his politics have always been bad and he's always been just a few people removed from fascists. sometimes not even.

in a thousand years, scientists will dig up your bones and say "what the fuck. why are there human bones everywhere. this was never even a cemetery. what the FUCK"

If a woman wants to NOT be scrutinized and scolded in public politics she should sit still in a dark room, speak only if spoken to, and hold no opinions whatsoever, but then our glorious new york post will find a way to scold that

the trouble with bacon in a burger is that what i want is a slice crisped to perfection and what i get is into a stringy tug of war with the spirit of an animal raging from beyond the grave

dude i wish it actually was aliens, at this point i welcome them as liberators

sports are soap operas for men, and soap operas are fanfic for cis people

all is fandom

as above so below

DO NOT HAVE SEX WHILE NORTHERNLION IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

sometimes after they tuck the president in at night he secretly stays up past his bedtime posting a hundred AI slop videos from the same account he uses to issue official policy statements. it rocks.

I've just come to the realization that RFK Jr may in fact be Nurgle, Lord of Decay. It would really explain everything about him

The moment where Hegseth ends his speech and not a single officer claps is the most hopeful thing I have seen in a long time.

we're debating intricacies of policy in a situation where fuckin' medbeds are in the news. i know people are getting tired of me "all i got is a hammer" posting about everything but it's, again, the social media

The Liberal Project spans centuries and is larger than any one country! The fight for individual liberties and true social virtue is not lost we have to reclaim our Truth!!!!

🤌🤌🤌

I once heard Walmart referred to as a PvP zone

these plagiarism machines get to be a tool for the unprincipled and uncaring to automate vague gestures in the direction of feeling itself. that was apparently so taxing that it needed a billion dollar industry to take care of it for them.

Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.