Evan Brooks
@vlaxy.bsky.social
King for the day? I’d require freezer pizza to come with a cardboard circle for serving.
Probably some other stuff too.
Probably some other stuff too.
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
King for the day? I’d require freezer pizza to come with a cardboard circle for serving.
Probably some other stuff too.
Probably some other stuff too.
At least I’m saving 81 cents on eggs I guess
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
At least I’m saving 81 cents on eggs I guess
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The ABCs of what Joe Rogan puts in his body
May 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The ABCs of what Joe Rogan puts in his body
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Lookit the drawing I made!
With “Sally Forth” @yourpalbingo.bsky.social explores anxiety and optimism through whimsy and a splash of color, all crafted in what he calls an “elevated MS Paint aesthetic.”
March 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Lookit the drawing I made!
Stuart Stevens - former Republican political consultant now working with the Lincoln Project
March 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Stuart Stevens - former Republican political consultant now working with the Lincoln Project
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Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months
March 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months
When the emperor doesn’t know how to play the fiddle.
March 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
When the emperor doesn’t know how to play the fiddle.
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This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
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If they truly believed they were saving America they'd be celebrating in the streets, not canceling town halls and hiding from their constituents.
February 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If they truly believed they were saving America they'd be celebrating in the streets, not canceling town halls and hiding from their constituents.
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Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
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February 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
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First, we’ll sign a bunch of orders changing the names of things to something idiotic.
Second, we’ll set the precedent that you can revert name changes made by the previous administration.
Second, we’ll set the precedent that you can revert name changes made by the previous administration.
February 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
First, we’ll sign a bunch of orders changing the names of things to something idiotic.
Second, we’ll set the precedent that you can revert name changes made by the previous administration.
Second, we’ll set the precedent that you can revert name changes made by the previous administration.
In the three little pigs, the third pig finished his brick house the same day that the first and second pig built their houses. It’s not that the third pig is harder working, he could just afford better building materials.
February 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
In the three little pigs, the third pig finished his brick house the same day that the first and second pig built their houses. It’s not that the third pig is harder working, he could just afford better building materials.
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President Trump's efforts to cut the federal workforce by 10% might not save as much money as hoped and could have unintended consequences. NPR explains why.
Trump wants to cut the federal workforce. Who they are and what that means
President Trump's efforts to cut the federal workforce by 10% might not save as much money as hoped and could have unintended consequences. NPR explains why.
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January 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
President Trump's efforts to cut the federal workforce by 10% might not save as much money as hoped and could have unintended consequences. NPR explains why.
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Why are the directions for frozen pizza always “smear the pizza directly onto the bottom of your preheated oven” ?
January 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Why are the directions for frozen pizza always “smear the pizza directly onto the bottom of your preheated oven” ?
The year is 2074. The Earth a barren wasteland. Deep in a subterranean bunker, a server sends me the birthday email from the dentist I went to once in 2010.
January 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The year is 2074. The Earth a barren wasteland. Deep in a subterranean bunker, a server sends me the birthday email from the dentist I went to once in 2010.
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DAY 25
Watch the LIVE 'halfwayokay CURSEMAS SHOW!'
December 25th Noon- ???
#podcast #funny #weird #rad #comedy #podcasting #podcasts #comedyshow #live #nostalgia #80s #art #graphicdesign #twitch #stream #christmas #xmas #holiday #advent #adventure #illustration #animation
Watch the LIVE 'halfwayokay CURSEMAS SHOW!'
December 25th Noon- ???
#podcast #funny #weird #rad #comedy #podcasting #podcasts #comedyshow #live #nostalgia #80s #art #graphicdesign #twitch #stream #christmas #xmas #holiday #advent #adventure #illustration #animation
December 25, 2024 at 1:56 PM
DAY 25
Watch the LIVE 'halfwayokay CURSEMAS SHOW!'
December 25th Noon- ???
#podcast #funny #weird #rad #comedy #podcasting #podcasts #comedyshow #live #nostalgia #80s #art #graphicdesign #twitch #stream #christmas #xmas #holiday #advent #adventure #illustration #animation
Watch the LIVE 'halfwayokay CURSEMAS SHOW!'
December 25th Noon- ???
#podcast #funny #weird #rad #comedy #podcasting #podcasts #comedyshow #live #nostalgia #80s #art #graphicdesign #twitch #stream #christmas #xmas #holiday #advent #adventure #illustration #animation
Always surprising that the plot of so many Christmas movies is that Santa isn’t real.
December 25, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Always surprising that the plot of so many Christmas movies is that Santa isn’t real.
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Pete Hegseth Clarifies Women Allowed In Combat Roles But It’s A Huge Turnoff
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December 12, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Pete Hegseth Clarifies Women Allowed In Combat Roles But It’s A Huge Turnoff
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Just stop making law enforcement TV shows already.
December 9, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Just stop making law enforcement TV shows already.
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November 18, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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“Your bodies, my choice.” — Victor Frankenstein
November 15, 2024 at 12:39 PM
“Your bodies, my choice.” — Victor Frankenstein
I should have written down all the things I thought would have been funny Twitter posts
November 14, 2024 at 3:30 AM
I should have written down all the things I thought would have been funny Twitter posts