Sean Padraic Dolan
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Sean Padraic Dolan
@void-keeper.bsky.social
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Dungeon Master, Theatre Nerd, hopeful writer

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Progresso's HR team is thrilled right now and their management is checking for recording devices on everyone and everywhere.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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My opinion of Hades II is that it’s very NEM DON’T YOU DARE GO THROUGH THAT DOOR AW WHAT THE FUCK WHY NEM!?!?!?
September 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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from now on when I talk about my President just know I'm talking about him
September 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Props to delaying the rapture so I could check out HADES II
September 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
ICONIC
Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
July 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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A regular reminder that using Grok is actively poisoning my former home of Memphis, Tennessee, a relatively poor and majority Black major city in the American South. Allowing the DoD to use it will escalate this dramatically.

www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
July 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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You should know intuitively what Pokémon type you are. If it takes you more than two seconds to think of it basically you're a huge piece of shit.
July 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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The new “Warner” company will continue the traditional film and television business, while the “Brothers Discovery” company will focus on the booming market for incest pornography
June 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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is this good
April 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I've now had two job interviews where they mention having a pastor on retainer for employees, and I just don't get it.
April 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
How do you live down killing the pope lol
April 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Here's an alternate fantasy author who isn't an absolute cunt: Ursula K Le Guin
April 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Instead of your guns, turns out you should of been worried about the government taking you.
April 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If I find a job and have a window before I start, I may send out a few other applications that include "If you don't hire me, I'll steal your bones."

Real dedication will be looking up hiring managers and adding their names.
April 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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The “language is changing and I don’t like it” brigade are in full denial that language has always changed. The great beauty of English is how ravenously adaptive it is and always has been
April 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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12 Dem Senators who voted for the fascist Lakey Riley Act:
Mark Kelly and Ruben Gallego - AZ
Jacky Rosen and Catherine Cortez Masto - NV
Maggie Hassan and Jeanne Shaheen - NH
Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock - GA
Gary Peters and Elissa Slotkin - MI
Mark Warner - VA
John Fetterman - PA
April 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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12 Dem Senators and 48 Dem House members voted for the Laken Riley Act—allowing US Govt to deport immigrants on the mere accusation of a crime.

As you see those 60 Dems complain about Mahmoud Khalil, Rumeysa Ozturk, or Kilmar Abrego Garcia, among many more—please know they enabled this fascism.
April 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
For at least like...a week. It's so much.
April 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Every pizza place has gotten an inflated ego from this, and only a few deserve it.
March 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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One of many moments in Omar El Akkad’s new book, “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” that will stop you in your tracks.
March 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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here's today's post: "oh noes! Elon’s having another Big Sad. boo fucking hoo" — ’nobody likes me, wah wah wah.’
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oh noes! Elon’s having another Big Sad. boo fucking hoo
’nobody likes me, wah wah wah’
bit.ly
March 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM