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Whispers in the Void
@voidwhispers.bsky.social
Alt account for Mortimer Langford
Another day, another lack of response from @bsky.app for my email trying to get my main account password reset.

Is this where I give up and accept my alt account is my main?
December 20, 2023 at 2:12 AM
So I discovered today that the "YOU'RE LATE FOR WORK WHO GIVES A FUCK" guy that keeps popping up on my TikTok fyp has a Spotify account and his name is Marc Rebillet.

So I guess I have a new alarm song specifically for my alarm set to 5 minutes after my work start time.
December 20, 2023 at 2:10 AM
My wife informed me that our state has apparently decided that, if you're the victim of a violent crime and were under the influence or "use fighting words", you will be seen as contributing to it.

I hear this as "If someone attacks you, fuck em up because you're getting charged anyhow so have fun"
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
what’s trash tuesday you may ask? it’s the day we all post stream of consciousness and flops don’t exist
December 19, 2023 at 9:43 PM
The government trying to make boycotting illegal if it's because of Israel is so dumb.
If a law can be easily circumvented via saying "I don't need their product" or "I just don't want it, fuck off" then your law is worthless and you are stealing tax money with your paycheck.
sorry for the late start everyone but it’s once again TRASH TUESDAY. hit me with your best as well all celebrate this collective cathartic release.

just a heads up busy day at work today so it’s gonna take a while for me to catch up.

IF YOU’RE IN LINE FOR YOUR REPOST STAY IN LINE
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
December 19, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Young me would see how my life is going as an extremely positive sign.
Then he would hear and see the shit I get up to and be terrified of the level of entropy I live by, but at least I make some really funny, super fucked up jokes from time to time.

Young me was a bit of an asshole like that.
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
what’s trash tuesday you may ask? it’s the day we all post stream of consciousness and flops don’t exist
December 19, 2023 at 4:17 PM
So I found myself signed out of this account this morning, and the password reset link worked.

But yeah I still cannot get into my original account and @bsky.app has yet to help me.
So THAT'S cool.
December 18, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Every year I hear about the "War on Christmas" I'm concerned that no one's seemed to come up with the counter of "Yeah, well... If Jesus saw the capitalism worship his birthday has become associated with, he'd want to nuke it too." just to get the thrilling warmth of conservatives having aneurisms.
December 18, 2023 at 4:13 PM
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Yeah I stole your ape pics. What are you gonna do, draw some police
June 18, 2023 at 2:44 AM
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Now I'm imagining how awful a date w/ a terf must be

In the middle of dinner, she gets up from the table to make sure there's only cis women in the bathroom.

She demands to know why the server has a gender neutral appearance

She keeps talking about her period to prove cis-ness

Oh God it's awful.
December 16, 2023 at 7:02 PM
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i was driving and realized fentanyl was an eight letter word. i’ve never been more thankful for a red light in my life
if i get knuckle tats that say FENT/ANYL will i be able to punch a cop to death
December 15, 2023 at 9:20 PM
Would a bottom do THIS? *spends two weeks overanalyzing a conversation in the hopes of understanding why you secretly hate me but are just too nice to tell me to my face*
Would a bottom do THIS? *likes and reskeets all your posts in hopes that you'll notice me*
Would a bottom do THIS? *sobs mathmatically for 13 seconds, then robotically apologizes*
December 15, 2023 at 7:30 PM
It is day 2 of being unable to access my main account bedsheets @bsky.app has yet to respond to my email and the password reset link doesn't work.

Just to keep track.
December 15, 2023 at 6:56 PM
Are you a bottom or a top?

I'm a leftist.
are u a bottom or a top?

i wanna fuck a tree
"are you a bottom or a top" i am undercaffeinated
December 15, 2023 at 4:24 AM
It's super cool that my wife had to send me a code to create an Alt account because not only did the password reset link not work, but apparently @bsky.app doesn't respond when you email support.

But I'm sure opening this app to public view will go *great*.
December 15, 2023 at 4:10 AM