John Lovejoy
@vombatus.bsky.social
I follow people who make me think, make me smile, and amuse my weird sense of humour.
Raging introvert.
He/His.
Raging introvert.
He/His.
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I made the mistake of going to Costco just as it opened.
There was more than a couple of very frustrated parents and grandparents with their children and grandchildren in tow.
Luckily, I was able to get the few things I needed and get out in 10 minutes.
There was more than a couple of very frustrated parents and grandparents with their children and grandchildren in tow.
Luckily, I was able to get the few things I needed and get out in 10 minutes.
December 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I made the mistake of going to Costco just as it opened.
There was more than a couple of very frustrated parents and grandparents with their children and grandchildren in tow.
Luckily, I was able to get the few things I needed and get out in 10 minutes.
There was more than a couple of very frustrated parents and grandparents with their children and grandchildren in tow.
Luckily, I was able to get the few things I needed and get out in 10 minutes.
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For my geeky friends. This Claus probably says "Hex hex hex!"
December 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
For my geeky friends. This Claus probably says "Hex hex hex!"
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This 'Aussie Christmas tree' photo is doing the rounds again - usually without attribution.
It was taken by Layn Simpson of Gympie - in his backyard.
An excellent snap.
I have an invitation to visit next time I'm in Gympie so I'll look forward to that.
You can find Layn on Instagram. Worth a follow.
It was taken by Layn Simpson of Gympie - in his backyard.
An excellent snap.
I have an invitation to visit next time I'm in Gympie so I'll look forward to that.
You can find Layn on Instagram. Worth a follow.
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This 'Aussie Christmas tree' photo is doing the rounds again - usually without attribution.
It was taken by Layn Simpson of Gympie - in his backyard.
An excellent snap.
I have an invitation to visit next time I'm in Gympie so I'll look forward to that.
You can find Layn on Instagram. Worth a follow.
It was taken by Layn Simpson of Gympie - in his backyard.
An excellent snap.
I have an invitation to visit next time I'm in Gympie so I'll look forward to that.
You can find Layn on Instagram. Worth a follow.
Overheard at year 6 graduation...
I'm not going to high school next year.
What are you going to do?
Home-schooling.
Who is going to teach you?
ChatGPT.
I'm not going to high school next year.
What are you going to do?
Home-schooling.
Who is going to teach you?
ChatGPT.
December 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Overheard at year 6 graduation...
I'm not going to high school next year.
What are you going to do?
Home-schooling.
Who is going to teach you?
ChatGPT.
I'm not going to high school next year.
What are you going to do?
Home-schooling.
Who is going to teach you?
ChatGPT.
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Ever seen a gang gang cockatoo bellybutton? Now you have 🤣🥴
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Ever seen a gang gang cockatoo bellybutton? Now you have 🤣🥴
Remember to always celebrate all the small victories in everyday life.
December 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Remember to always celebrate all the small victories in everyday life.
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Haha. My local Facebook community group is madder than your local Facebook community group.
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Haha. My local Facebook community group is madder than your local Facebook community group.
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Here's something childish to start your week.
If you'd like one of these to hand in the loo, I can draw one for you.
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
If you'd like one of these to hand in the loo, I can draw one for you.
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Here's something childish to start your week.
If you'd like one of these to hand in the loo, I can draw one for you.
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
If you'd like one of these to hand in the loo, I can draw one for you.
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
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Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
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Vaccine preventable diseases literally KILL CHILDREN, there is NO EVIDENCE they cause autism & the fact that we’re even having this conversation in 2025 would be a FUCKING JOKE if it didn’t mean that kids who can’t help the fact that their parents are making BAD DECISIONS are ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE.
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Vaccine preventable diseases literally KILL CHILDREN, there is NO EVIDENCE they cause autism & the fact that we’re even having this conversation in 2025 would be a FUCKING JOKE if it didn’t mean that kids who can’t help the fact that their parents are making BAD DECISIONS are ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE.
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
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But hear me out, maybe he’s actually a Nigerian prince.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
But hear me out, maybe he’s actually a Nigerian prince.
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
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Apparently the rest of the England team didn’t know Stokes was going to bat first. So they are doing their best to get to the bowling nice and quick. #theashes
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Apparently the rest of the England team didn’t know Stokes was going to bat first. So they are doing their best to get to the bowling nice and quick. #theashes
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Never works for some reason.
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Never works for some reason.
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
You can tell that #HammerBarn is going to be busy before you go in when there are no trolleys available.
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You can tell that #HammerBarn is going to be busy before you go in when there are no trolleys available.
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Humans: capable of building entire skyscrapers but still afraid to put the scary number on one of the floors
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Humans: capable of building entire skyscrapers but still afraid to put the scary number on one of the floors
I just went to the supermarket.
It seems that all the tall women in Gungahlin were doing their shopping today.
Probably about half of them were over 183 cm (my height)
It seems that all the tall women in Gungahlin were doing their shopping today.
Probably about half of them were over 183 cm (my height)
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I just went to the supermarket.
It seems that all the tall women in Gungahlin were doing their shopping today.
Probably about half of them were over 183 cm (my height)
It seems that all the tall women in Gungahlin were doing their shopping today.
Probably about half of them were over 183 cm (my height)
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November 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM