Votey McVoteface
@voteymcvoteface.bsky.social
-STLian-
-National Defense Policy Enjoyer-
-Quisling heckler-
-I let the internet change the legal name on my ballot (mistake)-
-Definitely a real human-
-National Defense Policy Enjoyer-
-Quisling heckler-
-I let the internet change the legal name on my ballot (mistake)-
-Definitely a real human-
we have never been more back
Entering school calendar data into my phone and just now realizing that Halloween falls on a Friday this year.
August 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
we have never been more back
definitely ?
How are you coping with the ills of the modern age? Stages of pterosaur decomposition. Tag yourself.
August 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
definitely ?
woo St. Louis mentioned
FLEUR DES LIS NUTS
FLEUR DES LIS NUTS
You know what's also a nice, round number? 100.
August 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
woo St. Louis mentioned
FLEUR DES LIS NUTS
FLEUR DES LIS NUTS
just have AI do it and then have a person spot check its work against the entire accumulated knowledge contained in the CRC handbook
August 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
just have AI do it and then have a person spot check its work against the entire accumulated knowledge contained in the CRC handbook
it’s a shame modern Americans don’t use every bit of the animal like the Native American people and the bison
*monkey paw finger curls*
*monkey paw finger curls*
Bone broth, bovine colostrum, beef-tallow deodorant, powdered bull testicle: American wellness has entered its cowmaxxing era, @yeahyeahyasmin.bsky.social reports.
Are You Cowmaxxing?
Beef-tallow moisturizer is just the beginning of cow-based wellness.
bit.ly
August 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
it’s a shame modern Americans don’t use every bit of the animal like the Native American people and the bison
*monkey paw finger curls*
*monkey paw finger curls*
mamas don’t let your babies grow up to imprint on worf as a model of male virtue
August 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
mamas don’t let your babies grow up to imprint on worf as a model of male virtue
EHT NIOOOOOOJJJJ
YVAN EHT NIOJ
August 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
EHT NIOOOOOOJJJJ
oh thank fuck now I can go back to not being able to tell if somebody is going to turn into that Mobil from the left lane or is just an idiot
In news of extremely local interest, but a very big deal if you live or work in Clayton/Richmond Heights, the road work is done at Clayton and Big Bend after about a year and a half
August 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
oh thank fuck now I can go back to not being able to tell if somebody is going to turn into that Mobil from the left lane or is just an idiot
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We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc)
August 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc)
the guy from happy Gilmore 2 has a defense contracting company?
August 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
the guy from happy Gilmore 2 has a defense contracting company?
here comes the sun
August 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
here comes the sun
tough but fair
started taking beta blockers. so I don’t have to read your posts
August 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
tough but fair
Negative transfer would be so hilarious
August 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Negative transfer would be so hilarious
Yoink
August 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Yoink
once every 17 months at 1:53am local time:
BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
*scuffle ensues*
I don’t smell anyBEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
try waving somethiBEEP BEEP BEEP
*silence*
Fuck’s sake I just changed the batteries
BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
*scuffle ensues*
I don’t smell anyBEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
try waving somethiBEEP BEEP BEEP
*silence*
Fuck’s sake I just changed the batteries
August 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
once every 17 months at 1:53am local time:
BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
*scuffle ensues*
I don’t smell anyBEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
try waving somethiBEEP BEEP BEEP
*silence*
Fuck’s sake I just changed the batteries
BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
*scuffle ensues*
I don’t smell anyBEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
try waving somethiBEEP BEEP BEEP
*silence*
Fuck’s sake I just changed the batteries
AND SO AM I
Looking at Ryan Gosling and mumbling “he’s literally me” is gender affirming care for white dudes but a lot of you aren’t ready for that conversation
August 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
AND SO AM I
A lot of people don’t realize Minnesota scales pretty seamlessly until you reach Mexico-sized
Heard we’re discussing re-drawing districts so I wanted to drop an idea
July 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
A lot of people don’t realize Minnesota scales pretty seamlessly until you reach Mexico-sized
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think-quadcopters are rapidly consigning their predecessors to the dustbin of history
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has scanned the horizon for threats, and sure enough, he has found a new group of dangerous adversaries: think-tanks
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
The Pentagon Against the Think Tanks
Pete Hegseth finds a new enemy.
www.theatlantic.com
July 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
think-quadcopters are rapidly consigning their predecessors to the dustbin of history
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Sold a bunch of these guys over the weekend at Geek Craft. We have some big events coming up so I can't guarantee availability in the future.
The Yip Yip alien bag, made by hand for just for you
whatahellofawaytodad.com/products/yip...
The Yip Yip alien bag, made by hand for just for you
whatahellofawaytodad.com/products/yip...
July 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Sold a bunch of these guys over the weekend at Geek Craft. We have some big events coming up so I can't guarantee availability in the future.
The Yip Yip alien bag, made by hand for just for you
whatahellofawaytodad.com/products/yip...
The Yip Yip alien bag, made by hand for just for you
whatahellofawaytodad.com/products/yip...
never forget what they stole from us
Skybus Jet Cargo DC-8-73(F), OB-2231-P. Originally delivered to Air Canada on February 27, 1970. Sunrise at MIA. 7-21-2025.
July 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
never forget what they stole from us
when you’re asked if you want ketchup in the bag at portillos
This is when the restaurant puts like 5 sets of utensils in the bag for an order you plan to eat by yourself.
saw the phrase “takeout shaming” and now i think i’m going to close this app for the day
July 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
when you’re asked if you want ketchup in the bag at portillos
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can it be today? please?
find this shit on my website: eatf.art/off
find this shit on my website: eatf.art/off
July 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
can it be today? please?
find this shit on my website: eatf.art/off
find this shit on my website: eatf.art/off
Man I loved these episodes. And then they just retconned the “holodecks could make a living breathing version of any literary character with sufficient source material” and we never spoke of it again, like so many Klingon brow ridges
Anyway, professor Moriarty eventually becomes a life in being thanks to AI, according to the teachings
July 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Man I loved these episodes. And then they just retconned the “holodecks could make a living breathing version of any literary character with sufficient source material” and we never spoke of it again, like so many Klingon brow ridges