Jake
@wearethegone.bsky.social
Sabres. Bills. Educator. Tirelessly cynical. Doom posts galore.
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I need an IV drip of terrible influencers being boxed back into the Stone Age, please and thank you
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I need an IV drip of terrible influencers being boxed back into the Stone Age, please and thank you
No one cares he isn’t here anymore
Bari Weiss’ much-hyped CBS News town hall with Erika Kirk was a massive ratings flop
Bari Weiss’ much-hyped CBS News town hall with Erika Kirk was a massive ratings flop
www.independent.co.uk
December 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
No one cares he isn’t here anymore
Everyone else wore ugly sweaters
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Everyone else wore ugly sweaters
Imagine the type of person that has Shaboozey as their number one artist on Spotify wrapped
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Imagine the type of person that has Shaboozey as their number one artist on Spotify wrapped
I hate watching the Bills
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I hate watching the Bills
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Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
Up the fucking toons, baby
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Up the fucking toons, baby
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I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?
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The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
October 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
Hell yeah
President Trump tells reporters aboard Air Force One that he doesn’t think he’s going to get into heaven.
“I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven.”
(I isolated Trump’s voice)
“I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven.”
(I isolated Trump’s voice)
October 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hell yeah
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It’s called You Reap What You Sow
October 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s called You Reap What You Sow
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They could have perp walked Trump, multiple times, for multiple offenses. They could have convicted him in the Senate, as a bipartisan majority of senators voted to do. When you decide not to pursue justice, this is the result.
New reporting from MSNBC and @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social: A source familiar with the matter confirms an FBI agent in the Washington field office has been fired for refusing to arrest and perp walk James Comey. Comey is being allowed to surrender for booking at his arraignment next week
October 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
They could have perp walked Trump, multiple times, for multiple offenses. They could have convicted him in the Senate, as a bipartisan majority of senators voted to do. When you decide not to pursue justice, this is the result.
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best family trip since january 6th
October 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
best family trip since january 6th
What happened to running the football
September 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What happened to running the football
Fate has come to collect
I think I need to go buy some lotto tickets. This has been the luckiest first half for Newcastle. A millimeter of Pope’s toe catches that ball to avoid the penalty. Arsenal rip one off the post. I’m going to have a heart attack.
September 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Fate has come to collect
Bills. Toons. Let’s have a day.
September 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Bills. Toons. Let’s have a day.
I think I need to go buy some lotto tickets. This has been the luckiest first half for Newcastle. A millimeter of Pope’s toe catches that ball to avoid the penalty. Arsenal rip one off the post. I’m going to have a heart attack.
September 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I think I need to go buy some lotto tickets. This has been the luckiest first half for Newcastle. A millimeter of Pope’s toe catches that ball to avoid the penalty. Arsenal rip one off the post. I’m going to have a heart attack.
Screaming at every Newcastle goal because I forgot what it feels like to score
September 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Screaming at every Newcastle goal because I forgot what it feels like to score
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They are literally canceling culture
September 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
They are literally canceling culture
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining