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oh! the burden of being online!
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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Resisting him almost always works, trying to bargain with him never ever works
December 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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cerulean coast my beloved 💙
#eldenring
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Favourite paintings from this year.
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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A star glimpsed through branches. Wishing you all a peaceful holiday ⭐
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Grinch
December 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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yeah man I love the mountain goats
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1733
December 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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just thinkin' about eris morn again
#destiny2
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I will be the banner, the ensign to bring everyone together.

#Fanart #Gachiakuta #Enjin
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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👻
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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coffee at 2pm won't affect your sleep adversely if you are pure of heart and spirit
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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just finished reading golden kamuy, still thinking about it
October 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Not a political consultant but I’m not sure “standing up to trump doesn’t work” is the best midterm message, even if if accurately represents senate dems position. Not much point in putting you in power then bsky.app/profile/atru...
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work"
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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[halo] miss tana
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"We can have our Great Gatsby Party but you can't eat nor visit your families" is a HELL of a threat
November 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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レゼ
November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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ok ok last muppet render for now 🐸
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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[inktober day 19] Pet Cerberus?
October 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
October 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM