One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!

New Knives Out was good but there is something funny about how Hollywood always wants to depict Catholicism for the aesthetics and drama but somehow ends up doing American evangelicalism with Goth characteristics. Like *how* exactly is a catholic priest inheriting a church from his grandad

The radicalization of the American right is THE story of US politics over the last four decades and political reporters are still not allowed to talk about it

no one knows what’s going to happen next, but we know there is only so much ICE is capable of without local police working with (for) them

A friend of mine sent me a photo of this poster they saw in the Deep Ellum neighborhood of Dallas last night that features a QR code link to my latest investigative report

Please stop calling your elected representatives. They’re very old and very confused, and it does them no good to get all riled up

This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country

Congressman Rich McCormick says of potential cuts to free school lunches for children: "Hey, I worked my way through high school...since before I was even 13 years old, I was picking berries in the field before we had child labor laws"

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
theonion.com/ram-wil...

Cord Jefferson, quitting Instagram, sums many things up:

“I don’t need Instagram to be a haven for free speech for the same reason I don’t need a Jamba Juice or a Hooters to be a haven for free speech.”

According to Mark Zuckerberg, people who live in California are biased but people who live in Texas are objective

When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that

i love telling a bozo to get real

The poem below illustrates
The reason we cannot
Allow Texas & Florida
To continue closing
School libraries and
Firing school librarians.
Reading gives wings to
Children's dreams.
Libraries give learners
Places to soar.

as for me personally: looking around at America, I am persuadable that its youth needs to be around fewer guns and more free waffles