Adam
@whathuh.bsky.social
Comic nerd, programmer, frequenter of Missouri state parks, Saint Bernard dad, regular dad.
A short story of power and dominance.
August 5, 2023 at 10:29 PM
A short story of power and dominance.
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Bad Map Projection: ABS(Longitude) xkcd.com/2807
July 27, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Bad Map Projection: ABS(Longitude) xkcd.com/2807
Found these speed bumps on the trail.
July 27, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Found these speed bumps on the trail.
Everyone marvel at how huge my hands are.
July 22, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Everyone marvel at how huge my hands are.
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these things are pretty tricky - misspellings, l33tspeak, etc can cause false negatives. context can change the implications of words (slurs being reclaimed, a slur that is a substring of a non-slur string)
so we added in a two layer system to check handles
so we added in a two layer system to check handles
July 14, 2023 at 5:19 AM
these things are pretty tricky - misspellings, l33tspeak, etc can cause false negatives. context can change the implications of words (slurs being reclaimed, a slur that is a substring of a non-slur string)
so we added in a two layer system to check handles
so we added in a two layer system to check handles
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This is one of my favorite comics because I’ve heard from several people who successfully put out oil fires because of it xkcd.com/1890
July 14, 2023 at 3:44 AM
This is one of my favorite comics because I’ve heard from several people who successfully put out oil fires because of it xkcd.com/1890
Bought this new undersized Rubik’s cube to accommodate my unusually small Trump hands.
July 12, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Bought this new undersized Rubik’s cube to accommodate my unusually small Trump hands.
This is gonna be one big ass frog.
July 11, 2023 at 1:25 AM
This is gonna be one big ass frog.
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if I text you "🧪🦙" it means the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison
July 11, 2023 at 1:01 AM
if I text you "🧪🦙" it means the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison
1/2) Horizon: Zero Dawn/Forbidden West
3/4) Jedi: Fallen Order/Survivor
5) Megaman 2
6) Contra
7) Super Mario World SNES
8) MDK
9) Doom II
10) Gobblet! (Board game)
3/4) Jedi: Fallen Order/Survivor
5) Megaman 2
6) Contra
7) Super Mario World SNES
8) MDK
9) Doom II
10) Gobblet! (Board game)
10 Games to Get to Know Me (Random Order)
Bioshock
Dungeon Boyfriend
Castlevania 64
Final Fantasy X and XIII
Qbert
Batman Arkham Asylum
Donkey Konga
Top Shop (PS1)
Legend Of Dragoon
#1 - Mario Party (any - just don’t sit so close I hit)
#1a - Fatal Frame (PS2) (please sit close I’m scared!!)
Bioshock
Dungeon Boyfriend
Castlevania 64
Final Fantasy X and XIII
Qbert
Batman Arkham Asylum
Donkey Konga
Top Shop (PS1)
Legend Of Dragoon
#1 - Mario Party (any - just don’t sit so close I hit)
#1a - Fatal Frame (PS2) (please sit close I’m scared!!)
10 games to get to know me (random order)
Elden Ring
Dark Souls 1 or 3 (not 2)
Final Fantasy (NES)
Super Mario Bros 3
Double Dragon (arcade cabinet)
Persona 5
NHL 94
Bloodborne
Mass Effect (entire series)
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
Elden Ring
Dark Souls 1 or 3 (not 2)
Final Fantasy (NES)
Super Mario Bros 3
Double Dragon (arcade cabinet)
Persona 5
NHL 94
Bloodborne
Mass Effect (entire series)
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
July 5, 2023 at 1:34 PM
1/2) Horizon: Zero Dawn/Forbidden West
3/4) Jedi: Fallen Order/Survivor
5) Megaman 2
6) Contra
7) Super Mario World SNES
8) MDK
9) Doom II
10) Gobblet! (Board game)
3/4) Jedi: Fallen Order/Survivor
5) Megaman 2
6) Contra
7) Super Mario World SNES
8) MDK
9) Doom II
10) Gobblet! (Board game)
A rare visit from Scrambles.
June 29, 2023 at 8:09 PM
A rare visit from Scrambles.
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friend: I was named after my father
me: *aware of how time flows* that is correct
me: *aware of how time flows* that is correct
June 25, 2023 at 12:26 AM
friend: I was named after my father
me: *aware of how time flows* that is correct
me: *aware of how time flows* that is correct
Me: How did your cookies turn out?
Kid: Not very good. They needed more sugar. If you eat any, add more Hershey’s.
Me: Did you leave them on the counter?
Kid: uhhh…
Kid: Not very good. They needed more sugar. If you eat any, add more Hershey’s.
Me: Did you leave them on the counter?
Kid: uhhh…
June 22, 2023 at 8:03 PM
Me: How did your cookies turn out?
Kid: Not very good. They needed more sugar. If you eat any, add more Hershey’s.
Me: Did you leave them on the counter?
Kid: uhhh…
Kid: Not very good. They needed more sugar. If you eat any, add more Hershey’s.
Me: Did you leave them on the counter?
Kid: uhhh…
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I’m all for trying new things but if we have to count our oxygen I’m not going
June 22, 2023 at 11:20 AM
I’m all for trying new things but if we have to count our oxygen I’m not going
I am bad about, “The other day…”
the Forty Year Old Brain is constantly like "recently as in last year or recently as in 2009"
June 21, 2023 at 5:00 PM
I am bad about, “The other day…”
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I love the word “exoskeleton” but I think we can all agree it was a shameful missed opportunity to call them “shelletons”
June 19, 2023 at 12:18 PM
I love the word “exoskeleton” but I think we can all agree it was a shameful missed opportunity to call them “shelletons”
I married a woman who cleans the pool by coercing our dog into it. Her reasoning is, and I quote, “She absorbs a lot of the algae.”
June 18, 2023 at 8:25 PM
I married a woman who cleans the pool by coercing our dog into it. Her reasoning is, and I quote, “She absorbs a lot of the algae.”
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911: what's your emergency?
me: there's a really loud fight next door
911: we'll send a narcissist with anger issues and a gun
me: omg thank you
me: there's a really loud fight next door
911: we'll send a narcissist with anger issues and a gun
me: omg thank you
June 16, 2023 at 10:58 PM
911: what's your emergency?
me: there's a really loud fight next door
911: we'll send a narcissist with anger issues and a gun
me: omg thank you
me: there's a really loud fight next door
911: we'll send a narcissist with anger issues and a gun
me: omg thank you
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There may only be 12 people on Bluesky but I'm going to make sure that each and every one of you has seen the Good Omens 2 trailer before we're done here. And yes that means you too. Don't think I can't see you back there.
https://youtu.be/9GljnUA6Ll0
https://youtu.be/9GljnUA6Ll0
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June 9, 2023 at 9:57 PM
There may only be 12 people on Bluesky but I'm going to make sure that each and every one of you has seen the Good Omens 2 trailer before we're done here. And yes that means you too. Don't think I can't see you back there.
https://youtu.be/9GljnUA6Ll0
https://youtu.be/9GljnUA6Ll0
She fought me the whole time 🙄
June 9, 2023 at 5:28 PM
She fought me the whole time 🙄
Lost is a show I love deeply but can’t recommend to anyone because of the 92 hour commitment 😬
watching this show Lost and they really nailed it with that title that's exactly what these people are
June 6, 2023 at 1:42 AM
Lost is a show I love deeply but can’t recommend to anyone because of the 92 hour commitment 😬
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Every recipe should start with “wash the dishes that are already in the sink cuz you’re gonna need some of those”
June 5, 2023 at 11:49 PM
Every recipe should start with “wash the dishes that are already in the sink cuz you’re gonna need some of those”
This is the face every Missourian makes when you walk past them. It’s my most glaring character defect.
June 4, 2023 at 4:47 PM
This is the face every Missourian makes when you walk past them. It’s my most glaring character defect.