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Jo
@whatsjo.bsky.social
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I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith. ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast • 🇵🇸
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · May 1
date: can you take off your work gloves

Jim Henson: they have names
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 28d
they’re special occasion only now
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 28d
*twirls*
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 28d
[after I poll 2% of my friends] The people have spoken!
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · Sep 7
a rich one
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · Sep 7
🤝🏻
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · Sep 7
I will as long as you ignore my new accent.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · Sep 7
tale as old as time
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · Sep 7
🙏🏻
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · Sep 7
🎉🎉🎉
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · Sep 7
🤝🏻
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · Sep 7
well well well
Screenshot from my email- You’re A Winner! Congratulations! You won $8.00 playing POWERBALL for the 09-06-2025 drawing!
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · Sep 6
It’s the least I can do!!
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · Sep 6
After careful consideration, I've decided to win the lottery.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · Nov 22
him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here

me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news
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ruben ferdinand @urbanfriendden.bsky.social · Aug 26
(taking seven ambient minutes to make my point) (suddenly the drumline kicks in)
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Sep 1
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · Sep 1
What could you possibly want with my amulet bro you wouldn’t even know how to wield it’s power
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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · Aug 28
well well well, looks like my being incredibly annoying and needlessly argumentative struck a nerve
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · Aug 27
woo woo
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · Aug 27
[scrolling the Rolling Stone’s 25 most influential creators list]

stranger
stranger
recognize
stranger
stranger
recognize
stranger
stranger
know their entire life story up to Thursday
recognize
stranger
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Aug 23
just came up with an idea for a reversible jean jacket: one side is a jean jacket and the other side is an affordable three bedroom home
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · Aug 26
Kickin ass!!
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · Aug 8
Never let anyone tell you that you're not qualified to operate heavy industrial machinery
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Aug 12
I tilted my puppet's head back so it looks like he's laughing at my jokes. My wife and I are separated
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