Shirty 🍁
@whogivesashirt.bsky.social
Nasty, brutish, and short.
“We need in every community a group of angelic troublemakers. The only weapon we have is our bodies, and we need to tuck them in places so wheels don’t turn.” - Bayard Rustin
My Etsy shop: https://etsy.me/4rQ046
“We need in every community a group of angelic troublemakers. The only weapon we have is our bodies, and we need to tuck them in places so wheels don’t turn.” - Bayard Rustin
My Etsy shop: https://etsy.me/4rQ046
Cake has been amazing on social media. Not only posting news and anti-Trump memes, but always, ALWAYS including a call to action and including the switchboard phone number. For Americans wringing their hands and asking what to do, this is a simple and easy first step.
The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
January 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Cake has been amazing on social media. Not only posting news and anti-Trump memes, but always, ALWAYS including a call to action and including the switchboard phone number. For Americans wringing their hands and asking what to do, this is a simple and easy first step.
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Stop saying that all Schumer and Jeffries ever do is write strongly worded letters. Bullshit. They're not strongly worded at all.
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Stop saying that all Schumer and Jeffries ever do is write strongly worded letters. Bullshit. They're not strongly worded at all.
For sale: Baby shoes. Amazon Returned.
January 4, 2026 at 5:46 AM
For sale: Baby shoes. Amazon Returned.
This fucking traitor.
Pétain Poilievre.
Pétain Poilievre.
Statement from Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre:
“Congratulations to President Trump … Down with socialism. Long live freedom”
“Congratulations to President Trump … Down with socialism. Long live freedom”
January 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
This fucking traitor.
Pétain Poilievre.
Pétain Poilievre.
Way too many Americans on the /r/political threads today whose frustration about the Venezuela situation boils down to, "Damnit, now there's going to be ANOTHER flood of illegal immigrants into the US!"
January 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Way too many Americans on the /r/political threads today whose frustration about the Venezuela situation boils down to, "Damnit, now there's going to be ANOTHER flood of illegal immigrants into the US!"
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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If you don't think the capture of Nicolas Maduro has made the world safer, just remember how the death of Saddam Hussein brought stability to the region and a lasting peace to the world.
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
If you don't think the capture of Nicolas Maduro has made the world safer, just remember how the death of Saddam Hussein brought stability to the region and a lasting peace to the world.
Spotted on Reddit: "Y'all need to up your president kidnapping game."
January 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Spotted on Reddit: "Y'all need to up your president kidnapping game."
Spotted on Reddit:
January 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Spotted on Reddit:
I promised myself I'd start posting more art this year - the incredible work of others found online, and also some of my own, (more prosaic) stuff. Here's one that is decidedly not mine: I have neither the talent nor the willpower to resist eating my finished canvas. www.facebook.com/reel/8258272...
1.3M views · 30K reactions | I’ve always been obsessed with vintage chintz florals —
the soft colours, textured petals, and that gentle nostalgic feeling.
I’ve noticed many artists painting on long s...
I’ve always been obsessed with vintage chintz florals —
the soft colours, textured petals, and that gentle nostalgic feeling.
I’ve noticed many artists painting on long square cakes,
and I finally...
www.facebook.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I promised myself I'd start posting more art this year - the incredible work of others found online, and also some of my own, (more prosaic) stuff. Here's one that is decidedly not mine: I have neither the talent nor the willpower to resist eating my finished canvas. www.facebook.com/reel/8258272...
Unrelated and yet kinda not.
January 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Unrelated and yet kinda not.
Spotted on Reddit: “I wish these people wouldn't live their lives in such a way that I feel the need to celebrate when they finally kick the bucket.”
During a livestream of his show "Real Coffee with Scott Adams," Adams shared details from a conversation he had with his radiologist the day before.
"It's all bad news," Adams said. "The odds of me recovering are essentially zero."
"It's all bad news," Adams said. "The odds of me recovering are essentially zero."
Dilbert creator Scott Adams says his chances of cancer recovery are 'essentially zero'
"It's all bad news," Adams said while providing a health update, telling fans that January will likely be a "month of transition."
nbcnews.to
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Spotted on Reddit: “I wish these people wouldn't live their lives in such a way that I feel the need to celebrate when they finally kick the bucket.”
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starting in six weeks or so, you will hear right wing and centrist commentators on cable news, podcasts etc start to refer to Mamdani as if it's obvious that he's failed, extremely unpopular etc. its very important in order for their plot to succeed that any left wing pol be discredited
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
starting in six weeks or so, you will hear right wing and centrist commentators on cable news, podcasts etc start to refer to Mamdani as if it's obvious that he's failed, extremely unpopular etc. its very important in order for their plot to succeed that any left wing pol be discredited
Spotted on Habs Reddit:
"No idea who is the best player on the team anymore and I love it!"
#gohabsgo #montrealcanadiens
"No idea who is the best player on the team anymore and I love it!"
#gohabsgo #montrealcanadiens
January 2, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Spotted on Habs Reddit:
"No idea who is the best player on the team anymore and I love it!"
#gohabsgo #montrealcanadiens
"No idea who is the best player on the team anymore and I love it!"
#gohabsgo #montrealcanadiens
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“Do not let the lamp of hope dim in the chaos that descends. May peace know you by name.”
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 PM
“Do not let the lamp of hope dim in the chaos that descends. May peace know you by name.”
Can't think of a better soundtrack for the clock turning over than John Darnielle's chef d'oeuvre. Happy New Year, all. May 2026 be kind to us. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7fB...
the Mountain Goats - This Year (Official Video)
YouTube video by the Mountain Goats
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Can't think of a better soundtrack for the clock turning over than John Darnielle's chef d'oeuvre. Happy New Year, all. May 2026 be kind to us. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7fB...
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Spotted on Reddit. That little fact seems portentous.
December 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Spotted on Reddit. That little fact seems portentous.
Drove home along ice-rink roads and noticed all the pedestrians in this stance (but definitely not running!) Be safe out there, Toronto!
a shadow of a person running down a dark street
ALT: a shadow of a person running down a dark street
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Drove home along ice-rink roads and noticed all the pedestrians in this stance (but definitely not running!) Be safe out there, Toronto!
"Ukrainians tell Trump Putin attacked their residence." Actions have consequences, Vlad.
NEW: Putin tells Trump Ukraine attacked his residence, which Kyiv denies
Putin tells Trump Ukraine attacked his residence, which Kyiv denies
Zelensky says Russia fabricated the alleged strike.
www.axios.com
December 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Ukrainians tell Trump Putin attacked their residence." Actions have consequences, Vlad.
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they will yell at those who correctly point out that her views are abhorrent by screaming "UNITED FRONT" and "YOU NEED A BIG TENT TO FIGHT FASCISM." Comrades, these people are not fighting anything especially fascism.
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
they will yell at those who correctly point out that her views are abhorrent by screaming "UNITED FRONT" and "YOU NEED A BIG TENT TO FIGHT FASCISM." Comrades, these people are not fighting anything especially fascism.
Mira promising more blessings for voting made me cackle. Somewhere in Staten Island a Republican is nailing 95 candidate fliers to a door.
(You see where the son gets his energy from in this piece! She’s a force of nature, powered by tea.)
(You see where the son gets his energy from in this piece! She’s a force of nature, powered by tea.)
In less than a week, I will be sworn in as the next mayor of New York City. It was only possible because of the more than 100,000 people who volunteered on our campaign. Here’s a story about one of them, my mother.
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Mira promising more blessings for voting made me cackle. Somewhere in Staten Island a Republican is nailing 95 candidate fliers to a door.
(You see where the son gets his energy from in this piece! She’s a force of nature, powered by tea.)
(You see where the son gets his energy from in this piece! She’s a force of nature, powered by tea.)
They're all starting to dress like him. As if they couldn't get any creepier.
GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, convicted election fraudsters, were paid $960,000 in the second quarter to secure a pardon for a former nursing-home operator who defrauded the government of $38 million. Trump pardoned the man, Joseph Schwartz, last month.
Inside the New Fast Track to a Presidential Pardon
Even some of the president’s closest advisers have been surprised by a number of the recent series of pardons.
www.wsj.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
They're all starting to dress like him. As if they couldn't get any creepier.
Spotted on Reddit:
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Spotted on Reddit: