Shirty 🍁
@whogivesashirt.bsky.social
Nasty, brutish, and short.
“We need in every community a group of angelic troublemakers. The only weapon we have is our bodies, and we need to tuck them in places so wheels don’t turn.” - Bayard Rustin
My Etsy shop: https://etsy.me/4rQ046
“We need in every community a group of angelic troublemakers. The only weapon we have is our bodies, and we need to tuck them in places so wheels don’t turn.” - Bayard Rustin
My Etsy shop: https://etsy.me/4rQ046
Spotted on Reddit:
January 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Spotted on Reddit:
I promised myself I'd start posting more art this year - the incredible work of others found online, and also some of my own, (more prosaic) stuff. Here's one that is decidedly not mine: I have neither the talent nor the willpower to resist eating my finished canvas. www.facebook.com/reel/8258272...
1.3M views · 30K reactions | I’ve always been obsessed with vintage chintz florals —
the soft colours, textured petals, and that gentle nostalgic feeling.
I’ve noticed many artists painting on long s...
I’ve always been obsessed with vintage chintz florals —
the soft colours, textured petals, and that gentle nostalgic feeling.
I’ve noticed many artists painting on long square cakes,
and I finally...
www.facebook.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I promised myself I'd start posting more art this year - the incredible work of others found online, and also some of my own, (more prosaic) stuff. Here's one that is decidedly not mine: I have neither the talent nor the willpower to resist eating my finished canvas. www.facebook.com/reel/8258272...
Unrelated and yet kinda not.
January 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Unrelated and yet kinda not.
Spotted on Reddit: “I wish these people wouldn't live their lives in such a way that I feel the need to celebrate when they finally kick the bucket.”
During a livestream of his show "Real Coffee with Scott Adams," Adams shared details from a conversation he had with his radiologist the day before.
"It's all bad news," Adams said. "The odds of me recovering are essentially zero."
"It's all bad news," Adams said. "The odds of me recovering are essentially zero."
Dilbert creator Scott Adams says his chances of cancer recovery are 'essentially zero'
"It's all bad news," Adams said while providing a health update, telling fans that January will likely be a "month of transition."
nbcnews.to
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Spotted on Reddit: “I wish these people wouldn't live their lives in such a way that I feel the need to celebrate when they finally kick the bucket.”
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starting in six weeks or so, you will hear right wing and centrist commentators on cable news, podcasts etc start to refer to Mamdani as if it's obvious that he's failed, extremely unpopular etc. its very important in order for their plot to succeed that any left wing pol be discredited
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
starting in six weeks or so, you will hear right wing and centrist commentators on cable news, podcasts etc start to refer to Mamdani as if it's obvious that he's failed, extremely unpopular etc. its very important in order for their plot to succeed that any left wing pol be discredited
Spotted on Habs Reddit:
"No idea who is the best player on the team anymore and I love it!"
#gohabsgo #montrealcanadiens
"No idea who is the best player on the team anymore and I love it!"
#gohabsgo #montrealcanadiens
January 2, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Spotted on Habs Reddit:
"No idea who is the best player on the team anymore and I love it!"
#gohabsgo #montrealcanadiens
"No idea who is the best player on the team anymore and I love it!"
#gohabsgo #montrealcanadiens
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“Do not let the lamp of hope dim in the chaos that descends. May peace know you by name.”
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 PM
“Do not let the lamp of hope dim in the chaos that descends. May peace know you by name.”
Can't think of a better soundtrack for the clock turning over than John Darnielle's chef d'oeuvre. Happy New Year, all. May 2026 be kind to us. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7fB...
the Mountain Goats - This Year (Official Video)
YouTube video by the Mountain Goats
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Can't think of a better soundtrack for the clock turning over than John Darnielle's chef d'oeuvre. Happy New Year, all. May 2026 be kind to us. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7fB...
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Spotted on Reddit. That little fact seems portentous.
December 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Spotted on Reddit. That little fact seems portentous.
Drove home along ice-rink roads and noticed all the pedestrians in this stance (but definitely not running!) Be safe out there, Toronto!
a shadow of a person running down a dark street
ALT: a shadow of a person running down a dark street
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Drove home along ice-rink roads and noticed all the pedestrians in this stance (but definitely not running!) Be safe out there, Toronto!
"Ukrainians tell Trump Putin attacked their residence." Actions have consequences, Vlad.
NEW: Putin tells Trump Ukraine attacked his residence, which Kyiv denies
Putin tells Trump Ukraine attacked his residence, which Kyiv denies
Zelensky says Russia fabricated the alleged strike.
www.axios.com
December 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Ukrainians tell Trump Putin attacked their residence." Actions have consequences, Vlad.
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they will yell at those who correctly point out that her views are abhorrent by screaming "UNITED FRONT" and "YOU NEED A BIG TENT TO FIGHT FASCISM." Comrades, these people are not fighting anything especially fascism.
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
they will yell at those who correctly point out that her views are abhorrent by screaming "UNITED FRONT" and "YOU NEED A BIG TENT TO FIGHT FASCISM." Comrades, these people are not fighting anything especially fascism.
Mira promising more blessings for voting made me cackle. Somewhere in Staten Island a Republican is nailing 95 candidate fliers to a door.
(You see where the son gets his energy from in this piece! She’s a force of nature, powered by tea.)
(You see where the son gets his energy from in this piece! She’s a force of nature, powered by tea.)
In less than a week, I will be sworn in as the next mayor of New York City. It was only possible because of the more than 100,000 people who volunteered on our campaign. Here’s a story about one of them, my mother.
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Mira promising more blessings for voting made me cackle. Somewhere in Staten Island a Republican is nailing 95 candidate fliers to a door.
(You see where the son gets his energy from in this piece! She’s a force of nature, powered by tea.)
(You see where the son gets his energy from in this piece! She’s a force of nature, powered by tea.)
They're all starting to dress like him. As if they couldn't get any creepier.
GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, convicted election fraudsters, were paid $960,000 in the second quarter to secure a pardon for a former nursing-home operator who defrauded the government of $38 million. Trump pardoned the man, Joseph Schwartz, last month.
Inside the New Fast Track to a Presidential Pardon
Even some of the president’s closest advisers have been surprised by a number of the recent series of pardons.
www.wsj.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
They're all starting to dress like him. As if they couldn't get any creepier.
Spotted on Reddit:
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Spotted on Reddit:
Just going to take a second to appreciate the fuck out of 88 year old Jane Fonda. As it happens, I have Ken Burns' Vietnam documentary playing in the next room, which had a segment on Jane's advocating for the North Vietnamese civilians. Nearly 60 years later, she's still in the trenches, fighting.
Tonight Jane Fonda and the Committee for the First Amendment issued this statement asking: "Is Paramount, once again, kowtowing to appease the president, as its owner seeks administration approval to further expand his media empire with a hostile takeover of Warner Brothers Discovery?"
December 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Just going to take a second to appreciate the fuck out of 88 year old Jane Fonda. As it happens, I have Ken Burns' Vietnam documentary playing in the next room, which had a segment on Jane's advocating for the North Vietnamese civilians. Nearly 60 years later, she's still in the trenches, fighting.
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
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say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
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band of brothers is wild imagine the american government paying you to kill nazis
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
band of brothers is wild imagine the american government paying you to kill nazis
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The more these fuck ass bigots get their ass beat, the better the world is. Jake Paul, Andrew Tate, all of 'em.
2026: Break jaws and make fuckers scared.
2026: Break jaws and make fuckers scared.
December 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The more these fuck ass bigots get their ass beat, the better the world is. Jake Paul, Andrew Tate, all of 'em.
2026: Break jaws and make fuckers scared.
2026: Break jaws and make fuckers scared.
"The strength and power of despotism consists wholly in the fear of resistance." - Thomas Paine.
December 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
"The strength and power of despotism consists wholly in the fear of resistance." - Thomas Paine.