WholeAssNurse
@wholeassnurse.bsky.social
Cardiac Cath Lab Nurse, wife and mom of two fucked up individuals who are 17 and 20 that I ❤️ dearly. Jesus loves me and I love Him.
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WholeAssNurse
@wholeassnurse.bsky.social
· Apr 19
Don’t be a cuntasoarous.
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At this time of year, I'm more cookie than human.
December 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
At this time of year, I'm more cookie than human.
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I got drunk on rum balls and I’m headed over to Temu. Need anything?
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I got drunk on rum balls and I’m headed over to Temu. Need anything?
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I love having my coffee and cannabis under the lights of the tree.
December 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I love having my coffee and cannabis under the lights of the tree.
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*me, seconds after cumming really, really prematurely
This is all part of God’s plan.
This is all part of God’s plan.
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
*me, seconds after cumming really, really prematurely
This is all part of God’s plan.
This is all part of God’s plan.
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I’m feeling festive, wanna punch me in the face and tell me I’m your slut?
December 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m feeling festive, wanna punch me in the face and tell me I’m your slut?
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I’m so confused can anyone just tell me if this is a day-drinking day
December 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I’m so confused can anyone just tell me if this is a day-drinking day
It’s a wonderful day in the neighborhood….finally
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s a wonderful day in the neighborhood….finally
I’ve pretty much had a Christmas of solitude. Me, weed, food, book. Kinda nice.
December 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I’ve pretty much had a Christmas of solitude. Me, weed, food, book. Kinda nice.
Anyone else’s neighborhood setting off HUGE fireworks????
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Anyone else’s neighborhood setting off HUGE fireworks????
At some point today I need to clean. Boo. Where are these elves we talk about???
December 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
At some point today I need to clean. Boo. Where are these elves we talk about???
I just am not present enough on this app. Bluesky don’t call to me like instagram does🤷🏼♀️
December 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I just am not present enough on this app. Bluesky don’t call to me like instagram does🤷🏼♀️
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Ok, I'm in a better mood now, maybe I just needed to eat.
Story of my life.
Story of my life.
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ok, I'm in a better mood now, maybe I just needed to eat.
Story of my life.
Story of my life.
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*gives you a fist bump and a star sticker after sex
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
*gives you a fist bump and a star sticker after sex
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Telling my girlfriend, “I wanna eat your pie,” was not quite as seductive as I had hoped it would be.
December 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Telling my girlfriend, “I wanna eat your pie,” was not quite as seductive as I had hoped it would be.
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I swear that Tums bottle just whispered “For fucks sake again dude?” when I picked it up
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I swear that Tums bottle just whispered “For fucks sake again dude?” when I picked it up
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Fell asleep watching a Charlie Brown Christmas if anyone spoils the ending you’re blocked forever
December 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Fell asleep watching a Charlie Brown Christmas if anyone spoils the ending you’re blocked forever
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I sit on a bench eating a spicy sandwich from Popeye’s. I see a group of angry chickens approaching. One of them pulls out a knife. In that moment, I know I’m fucked.
December 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I sit on a bench eating a spicy sandwich from Popeye’s. I see a group of angry chickens approaching. One of them pulls out a knife. In that moment, I know I’m fucked.
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Deep cut here but I think we may have made a mistake electing this guy
December 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Deep cut here but I think we may have made a mistake electing this guy
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A very queso Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
A very queso Christmas.
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I’ve decided to win the Oscar™️ for best actor this year.
December 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’ve decided to win the Oscar™️ for best actor this year.
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There was no nutritional information on the box, so I’m assuming the serving size of this lemon meringue pie was one pie.
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
There was no nutritional information on the box, so I’m assuming the serving size of this lemon meringue pie was one pie.
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My body woke up and chose violence today.
December 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
My body woke up and chose violence today.
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"What's the matter with misfits? That's where we fit in!"
December 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
"What's the matter with misfits? That's where we fit in!"
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Wearing my sweatpants with writing on the ass that say, “Juicy, but not in the good way.”
December 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Wearing my sweatpants with writing on the ass that say, “Juicy, but not in the good way.”
Happy Holidays people!!!!!! I don’t plan on being unstoned for the next two days🎄🍃💨
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Happy Holidays people!!!!!! I don’t plan on being unstoned for the next two days🎄🍃💨