Spectrox Celery
@whoniversal.bsky.social
Fan of Doctor Who, history and generally nerdy stuff. Left the bird after some unpleasantness. Slightly left of centre left. All views my own and don't reflect my employer or anyone else.
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Spectrox Celery
@whoniversal.bsky.social
· Apr 27
Despite being an atheist, I have embarked upon the potentially insane task of reading the whole bible. I haven't set a timescale for this but it's something I've been thinking about for some time. A few things have made me want to do this 🧵
Caved to the colossal pressure of "Russell Tovey fucks a fish" memes and watched "The Protracted Diplomatic Conference between Land and Sea" and, I think I like it. It's dumb but looks great and is a lot of fun. Assume next episode will basically be this Futurama bit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Caved to the colossal pressure of "Russell Tovey fucks a fish" memes and watched "The Protracted Diplomatic Conference between Land and Sea" and, I think I like it. It's dumb but looks great and is a lot of fun. Assume next episode will basically be this Futurama bit.
Insert a movie into another movie:
Withnail and I Robot
Withnail and I Robot
Insert a movie into another movie:
SEVEN BRIDES FOR SE7EN BROTHERS
SEVEN BRIDES FOR SE7EN BROTHERS
Insert a movie into another movie:
CARRY ON MIDNIGHT COWBOY
CARRY ON MIDNIGHT COWBOY
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Insert a movie into another movie:
Withnail and I Robot
Withnail and I Robot
Also DLC if it is integral to the plot of the main game. I adore FromSoftware's games, but they are terrible for this. Bioware were too with Mass Effect. DLC should be optional extras and not a core part of the game and story.
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Also DLC if it is integral to the plot of the main game. I adore FromSoftware's games, but they are terrible for this. Bioware were too with Mass Effect. DLC should be optional extras and not a core part of the game and story.
Instant fail stealth sections
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Instant fail stealth sections
"He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! *That's* the Chicago way"
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! *That's* the Chicago way"
The Unpopular Front
The weekend gathering in Liverpool will see supporters choose between four options for a permanent party name: Your Party, Our Party, Popular Alliance, For the Many.
Which is their best choice of these four?
Which is their best choice of these four?
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The Unpopular Front
Two terrible people who absolutely deserve each other
The contempt dripping from practically every word of this clip is hilarious
Interviewer asks about Sultana
Corbyn "Yes, she's here"
Interviewer "Have you both been involved in the organising of this conference"
Corbyn "More me than her"
Could be a firey weekend...
news.sky.com/story/jeremy...
Interviewer asks about Sultana
Corbyn "Yes, she's here"
Interviewer "Have you both been involved in the organising of this conference"
Corbyn "More me than her"
Could be a firey weekend...
news.sky.com/story/jeremy...
Jeremy Corbyn declines to call Zarah Sultana a friend as Your Party holds first conference
Ms Sultana had previously claimed she was being "sidelined" by a "sexist boys' club" within the fledgling party.
news.sky.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Two terrible people who absolutely deserve each other
Just arrived at the Your Party Conference. Buzzing.
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Just arrived at the Your Party Conference. Buzzing.
Your Party
What, my party?
No, our party
Our party?
No, your party...
What, my party?
No, our party
Our party?
No, your party...
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Your Party
What, my party?
No, our party
Our party?
No, your party...
What, my party?
No, our party
Our party?
No, your party...
"No one would have believed etc etc"
BBC News - Lightning detected on Mars for the first time, scientists say
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Lightning detected on Mars for the first time, scientists say
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Lightning detected on Mars by Nasa rover, scientists believe
Researchers heard electric crackles on 28 hours of recordings made over two Martian years.
www.bbc.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"No one would have believed etc etc"
BBC News - Lightning detected on Mars for the first time, scientists say
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Lightning detected on Mars for the first time, scientists say
www.bbc.com/news/article...
This isn't satire. This is just facts.
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This isn't satire. This is just facts.
Reposted by Spectrox Celery
Putin has ‘no more territorial demands to make in Europe’
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Putin has ‘no more territorial demands to make in Europe’
How?!? This woman earns twice what me and my wife do and we go on at least one holiday a year. Is she just crap at budgeting?
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
How?!? This woman earns twice what me and my wife do and we go on at least one holiday a year. Is she just crap at budgeting?
I'm potentially fucked
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I'm potentially fucked
Many rivers to cross - Jimmy Cliff
YouTube video by TheSunAnge
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Reposted by Spectrox Celery
Today is Holodomor Memorial Day
holodomor mini doc
YouTube video by - hrec
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Today is Holodomor Memorial Day
A combination of wanting to do something in service of the common good and being so bad at arse kissing/job applications I will probably never be promoted/get anything better.
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A combination of wanting to do something in service of the common good and being so bad at arse kissing/job applications I will probably never be promoted/get anything better.
Reposted by Spectrox Celery
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
The condition is existence
A mum who spent years drinking every night to take the edge off now believes her wine habit was actually a way of coping with an undiagnosed condition.
Mum drank a bottle of wine every night, until she found out why
www.mirror.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The condition is existence
Reposted by Spectrox Celery
The number of UK people who have an opinion on the New York mayoral election as a proxy for their own bullshit but could not name you a single bill in front of the House of Commons at present is indicative of the fundamentally unserious nature of "political" social media.
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The number of UK people who have an opinion on the New York mayoral election as a proxy for their own bullshit but could not name you a single bill in front of the House of Commons at present is indicative of the fundamentally unserious nature of "political" social media.
Not sure I've seen her in anything for years but can confirm after the Waitrose advert I am still very much in love with Keira Knightley.
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Not sure I've seen her in anything for years but can confirm after the Waitrose advert I am still very much in love with Keira Knightley.
The Guardian is often a shadow of what it once eas and a home to cranks and idiots, but this is exceptional journalism
‘We were forced to burn bodies’: will survivors of the Tadamon massacres see justice?
‘We were forced to burn bodies’: will survivors of the Tadamon massacres see justice?
The long read: During the conflict, the Damascus suburb became a killing field. But some of Assad’s henchmen are still around – and even working with the new government
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The Guardian is often a shadow of what it once eas and a home to cranks and idiots, but this is exceptional journalism
Is it just me who upon seeing the trailer for that Hitler DNA documentary found myself loudly shouting "do NOT clone Hitler"?
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Is it just me who upon seeing the trailer for that Hitler DNA documentary found myself loudly shouting "do NOT clone Hitler"?
