logging onto Bluesky

My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?

Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord

How dare you say I'm crazy on the eve of my cats wedding

During Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day the police could force their way into your home and make them return to their own homes.
Does anybody know if this service is still available and, if so, do you have to book it?

it's once again the time of year to watch this two thousand times a day

I had a few tweets Do Numbers over the years, but I thought of this one last night when I saw her on telly, and I still stand by it.

Rod Stewart and Ggreg Wallace in happier times

Well met, Traveller