Bumping my old essay about how my husband and I lived off $20k annually in San Francisco

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/how-my-hus...

Today I wrote about a Boxing Day tradition- the vague "personal rebrand" inspired by videos of luxurious ASMR bubble baths and "get ready with me" routines

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-seduct...

Cancer is a common cause of line-of-duty death for firefighters. We worked across the aisle to reauthorize the Firefighter Cancer Registry so we can improve research into health and safety standards for these heroes who put their lives on the line for us every day.

Large livestock facilities in states across the country have become epicenters of bird flu, and some researchers say that’s no surprise:

Putting thousands of animals together in confined, cramped barns or corrals creates a petri dish for virus to spread, according to WIRED.

A Syrian researcher with good German language skills might be able to unearth interesting details about the Stasi's role in Cold War Middle East politics once archives open up in Damascus.

Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

⚠️ BREAKING:

Nevada reported its first case of H5N1-infected dairy herds, becoming the 16th state to be affected, according to the Department of Agriculture.

Scientists have discovered four exoplanets that have the denisty of cotton candy and you're not even talking about it

"Libby-Roberts added that the team theorizes that these cotton-candy planets have tiny cores and huge, puffy atmospheres of hydrogen or helium."

www.space.com/kepler-51d-s...

“Good day, sir. I’d heard you’d recently come into possession of some bread. I see that I was not misinformed. As it so happens, I too enjoy baked goods. Might you be persuaded to part with a small percentage? I would of course offer fair compensation at the current market rate.”

My favorite Christmas song is “What Child is This?” because the title sounds like a person is pissed that someone brought a kid to their party.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Agriculture Department orders testing of the nation's milk supply for bird flu.

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight.

The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.

🦌🦌🦌

Sorry, no idea. We need both radical anthro and evolving moloch over here. Though @bscelza.bsky.social might know?

Mike johnson is going to have the best time trying to explain government to these guys. Fun.