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Ah hell Frankie, you got out. You were free. You've walked back into it
December 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ah hell Frankie, you got out. You were free. You've walked back into it
Warm Beds and Full Bellies Party stays winning
Two weeks ago I spent the whole day at the Museum of the Moving Image to listen to New Yorkers. This is what Liam shared with me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Warm Beds and Full Bellies Party stays winning
⚠️ Cozy Cat alert ⚠️
December 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
⚠️ Cozy Cat alert ⚠️
You fools are putting too much effort into improving material conditions of working people. The smart move is convincing eggheads that you can win over your opposition by compromising every position you claim to hold
the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?
December 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
You fools are putting too much effort into improving material conditions of working people. The smart move is convincing eggheads that you can win over your opposition by compromising every position you claim to hold
Everything about Christmas is great except Christmas Day. Ugh what a slog
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Everything about Christmas is great except Christmas Day. Ugh what a slog
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
Rest in piss, bozo
"I think that’s one of the things that broke him was being hated by so many people."
Parents of notorious Border Patrol agent blame public backlash for his overdose death
It’s the first time they’ve spoken out since their son’s controversial arrest of a U.S. citizen and his drunken confrontation with police drew intense scrutiny.
lbpost.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Rest in piss, bozo
This is probably the first time this many Americans fantasized about committing the same crime since Prohibition
December 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is probably the first time this many Americans fantasized about committing the same crime since Prohibition
It doesn't matter what you done
It doesn't matter what you done
What is effect without a cause?
It doesn't matter what you done
Now lay your faithless head down in necessity's cotton hand
There's a love that never changes no matter what you done
It doesn't matter what you done
What is effect without a cause?
It doesn't matter what you done
Now lay your faithless head down in necessity's cotton hand
There's a love that never changes no matter what you done
December 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It doesn't matter what you done
It doesn't matter what you done
What is effect without a cause?
It doesn't matter what you done
Now lay your faithless head down in necessity's cotton hand
There's a love that never changes no matter what you done
It doesn't matter what you done
What is effect without a cause?
It doesn't matter what you done
Now lay your faithless head down in necessity's cotton hand
There's a love that never changes no matter what you done
Far above the Ephel Dúath in the West the night-sky was still dim and pale. There, peeping among the cloud-wrack above a dark tor high up in the mountains, Sam saw a white star twinkle for a while. The beauty of it smote his heart, as he looked up out of the forsaken land, and hope returned to him.
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Far above the Ephel Dúath in the West the night-sky was still dim and pale. There, peeping among the cloud-wrack above a dark tor high up in the mountains, Sam saw a white star twinkle for a while. The beauty of it smote his heart, as he looked up out of the forsaken land, and hope returned to him.
Rob Reiner delivered a better performance than Leo in The Wolf of Wall Street. Stole every scene he was in. Damn this is so awful. Pour one out for an absolute legend
December 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Rob Reiner delivered a better performance than Leo in The Wolf of Wall Street. Stole every scene he was in. Damn this is so awful. Pour one out for an absolute legend
Being kind is awesome
In Australia, after his team won the championship,
the football captain went into the stands to bring Sammy,
their waterboy who has Down's Syndrome, to celebrate with them.
the football captain went into the stands to bring Sammy,
their waterboy who has Down's Syndrome, to celebrate with them.
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Being kind is awesome
Bing Crosby show yourself
December 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Bing Crosby show yourself
Christmas songs that don't suck: "Santa Baby" by Eartha Kitt.
I used to think this was corny and overplayed but then as an adult listening to the lyrics it gets hilariously absurd by the end.
Also Eartha Kitt awooga
I used to think this was corny and overplayed but then as an adult listening to the lyrics it gets hilariously absurd by the end.
Also Eartha Kitt awooga
NEW 🎄 Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt {Stereo} 1953
YouTube video by Smurfstools Oldies Music Time Machine
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Christmas songs that don't suck: "Santa Baby" by Eartha Kitt.
I used to think this was corny and overplayed but then as an adult listening to the lyrics it gets hilariously absurd by the end.
Also Eartha Kitt awooga
I used to think this was corny and overplayed but then as an adult listening to the lyrics it gets hilariously absurd by the end.
Also Eartha Kitt awooga
Jimmy Fallon is a useful tool of the absolute worst people
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Jimmy Fallon is a useful tool of the absolute worst people
I think my Christmas tree is really pretty this year
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I think my Christmas tree is really pretty this year
I swear to God you guys just learn how to keep your kitchen knives sharp, it makes life so much better
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I swear to God you guys just learn how to keep your kitchen knives sharp, it makes life so much better
Ham and Swiss with spicy brown mustard is a Hall of Fame sandwich
ham and cheese are one of the all-time most iconic and successful "flavor collabs"
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Ham and Swiss with spicy brown mustard is a Hall of Fame sandwich
Postmanbloke should throw a party and invite all his friends
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Postmanbloke should throw a party and invite all his friends
"Creative Closure" is for cowards. Wesley Willis made music because if he didn't, he said he'd be walking around hitting people with bricks
It’s a funny bit that Tarantino said he only wanted to make 10 feature films. He technically already has
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"Creative Closure" is for cowards. Wesley Willis made music because if he didn't, he said he'd be walking around hitting people with bricks
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