Dr. Ayem Pagliacci, Proctologist to the Stars
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(To the tune of the Cruella de Vil song)
My penis and balls
My penis and balls
I want you to suck on
My penis and balls
My peeeeeeenis
My peeeeeeenis
And balls
My penis and balls
My penis and balls
I want you to suck on
My penis and balls
My peeeeeeenis
My peeeeeeenis
And balls
Has someone done this yet? Popped into my head immediately
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Has someone done this yet? Popped into my head immediately
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CHRIS CUOMO (doing his new Mustache Man character): oooOOooh MY what a DELICIOUS distinction mr. dershowitz, please DO go on
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
CHRIS CUOMO (doing his new Mustache Man character): oooOOooh MY what a DELICIOUS distinction mr. dershowitz, please DO go on
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
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People said she was moving on fast, but DAMN
Erika
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
People said she was moving on fast, but DAMN
Rip Taylor, star of this
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Rip Taylor, star of this
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What about if instead of "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart, there was "The Mouth of the Penis" Jimmy Meatus? And now I'm going to hit post, fuck it
September 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
What about if instead of "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart, there was "The Mouth of the Penis" Jimmy Meatus? And now I'm going to hit post, fuck it
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"Take The Knot, My Ass (My Ass Can Take The Knot)
Allow me to share one of my favorite tumblr polls of all time
August 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"Take The Knot, My Ass (My Ass Can Take The Knot)
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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have Johnny Hell, Bob Crap, And Steve Shit
July 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have Johnny Hell, Bob Crap, And Steve Shit
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it's still just so incredible how much worse this outcome is than if trump would have just won in 2020. it boggles the fucking mind. i will never get over that
July 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
it's still just so incredible how much worse this outcome is than if trump would have just won in 2020. it boggles the fucking mind. i will never get over that
@1900hotdog.bsky.social make this into an article so I don't have to actually watch it, please and thank you
When a guy drops an hour-long self-produced movie in the Boston Comedians Facebook group, with THIS description... how can I say no
June 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
@1900hotdog.bsky.social make this into an article so I don't have to actually watch it, please and thank you
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It always comes back to this. Whatever pretensions we may have about the political system under which we live, Palestine is the issue on which every contradiction unravels, each hypocrisy is laid bare, and all values are rendered contingent and expendable—with our leaders' willing participation.
June 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
It always comes back to this. Whatever pretensions we may have about the political system under which we live, Palestine is the issue on which every contradiction unravels, each hypocrisy is laid bare, and all values are rendered contingent and expendable—with our leaders' willing participation.
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(To the tune of the Cruella de Vil song)
My penis and balls
My penis and balls
I want you to suck on
My penis and balls
My peeeeeeenis
My peeeeeeenis
And balls
My penis and balls
My penis and balls
I want you to suck on
My penis and balls
My peeeeeeenis
My peeeeeeenis
And balls
November 21, 2024 at 1:24 AM
(To the tune of the Cruella de Vil song)
My penis and balls
My penis and balls
I want you to suck on
My penis and balls
My peeeeeeenis
My peeeeeeenis
And balls
My penis and balls
My penis and balls
I want you to suck on
My penis and balls
My peeeeeeenis
My peeeeeeenis
And balls