dorian pepsi
@wizardrobez.bsky.social
they/them | 24 | renowned lore guy
i lived it: went to tesco on december 23rd forgetting that it is not, in fact, a regular tuesday
December 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
i lived it: went to tesco on december 23rd forgetting that it is not, in fact, a regular tuesday
Reposted by dorian pepsi
We all know that F1 Sprint® should and absolutely *can* be replaced by a 1-lap LEGO® race
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
We all know that F1 Sprint® should and absolutely *can* be replaced by a 1-lap LEGO® race
if marvel rivals season 5 does not give me 2019 loki skins i am going to break into the netease offices myself
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
if marvel rivals season 5 does not give me 2019 loki skins i am going to break into the netease offices myself
Reposted by dorian pepsi
theyre removing my ass later
October 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
theyre removing my ass later
no offence but how long does it take the city of new york to elect a mayor
October 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
no offence but how long does it take the city of new york to elect a mayor
Reposted by dorian pepsi
the people in charge find "rokos basilisk" -- as best i can tell some sort of internet forum post made by a onanistic goober -- a high-level intellectual concept
September 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
the people in charge find "rokos basilisk" -- as best i can tell some sort of internet forum post made by a onanistic goober -- a high-level intellectual concept
Reposted by dorian pepsi
Reposted by dorian pepsi
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
Reposted by dorian pepsi
"It’s the most American thing I’ve read maybe ever: A man, sitting alone in his car in Tallahassee, proffers his entire being to a Jew from Galilee; the interstate his River Jordan, America his Levant, Cracker Barrel his temple. How gorgeous and absurd. Did the Gentle Carpenter hear him? If not"
I wrote about God and Cracker Barrel johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/christ-in-...
Christ in the Cracker Barrel Parking Lot
A reading from the Book of Americans.
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
August 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"It’s the most American thing I’ve read maybe ever: A man, sitting alone in his car in Tallahassee, proffers his entire being to a Jew from Galilee; the interstate his River Jordan, America his Levant, Cracker Barrel his temple. How gorgeous and absurd. Did the Gentle Carpenter hear him? If not"
Reposted by dorian pepsi
they took away my tryhard fuckboy's square jaw and razor sharp cheekbones and brought in Robbie Rotten
I had no idea they turned revolver ocelot into handsome squidward
August 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
they took away my tryhard fuckboy's square jaw and razor sharp cheekbones and brought in Robbie Rotten
Reposted by dorian pepsi
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy,
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy,
Reposted by dorian pepsi
"blue ethnostate" is frying me
In my most blatant cry for help yet I watched and reviewed Smurfs (2025) johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/smurfs-2025
Smurfs (2025)
On feeling blue
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
August 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
"blue ethnostate" is frying me
Reposted by dorian pepsi
I feel kinda changed after reading this ngl
In my most blatant cry for help yet I watched and reviewed Smurfs (2025) johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/smurfs-2025
Smurfs (2025)
On feeling blue
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
August 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I feel kinda changed after reading this ngl
will anyone be mad if i call r f kuang a trendhopper
June 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
will anyone be mad if i call r f kuang a trendhopper
Reposted by dorian pepsi
reading dorian gray the way oscar wilde intended
June 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
reading dorian gray the way oscar wilde intended
Reposted by dorian pepsi
right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk sou
April 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk sou
Reposted by dorian pepsi
interesting links roundup #13: crossword philosophy, monkeynapping, a school for the soon-to-be-blind, bathroom scans, archery myths, pro hacker t00lz, an impossible bird... and more
interesting links roundup #13
△△△△△
indarktrees.com
June 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
interesting links roundup #13: crossword philosophy, monkeynapping, a school for the soon-to-be-blind, bathroom scans, archery myths, pro hacker t00lz, an impossible bird... and more
youtuber: i have a new project
me: is it something interesting or is it podcast again
youtuber: haha its a good project sir
me: *opens the project, its a podcast*
me: is it something interesting or is it podcast again
youtuber: haha its a good project sir
me: *opens the project, its a podcast*
March 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
youtuber: i have a new project
me: is it something interesting or is it podcast again
youtuber: haha its a good project sir
me: *opens the project, its a podcast*
me: is it something interesting or is it podcast again
youtuber: haha its a good project sir
me: *opens the project, its a podcast*