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AJ Brown (teeth) listed as DNP in practice again Thursday.
December 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Christmas hasn’t been the same since my kids stopped believing in me.
Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
As a fellow 40 something, I make the same reaction Roger’s does to sacks when I stub my toe. Feel you brotha.
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I think doinks off the uprights on field goals should be live balls
December 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Inspired by Phil Rivers, Alex Smith gonna start for KC next week
Gardner Minshew "likely" suffered torn ACL on Sunday, per Matt Derrick.
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I think Olsen is wrong to say the 2 point conversion here is b/c if a lack of faith in Elliot. It’s b/c an 18 point game means two 8 point TDs for WAS and a field goal would win it. No difference between being up 17 or 18.

Anyway FIGHT ON THE FIELD
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’ve sorta assumed for a while that we were cooked as a society. But today, when a parent on my kids’ elementary school PTA WhatsApp said “AI is here to stay, students should learn to use it ethically,” I knew for the first time time we were truly finished.

Anyway, this is funny:
In all the versions of Home Alone that are airing and streaming this year, they changed it so that Kevin uses AI to come up with a plan for defending his house from the Wet Bandits.
December 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Probably the 22 times I saw Hot Shots: Part Deux at the $.99 Eric theater in the summer of ‘93
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Eagles offense tonight per Next Gen Stats:

Shotgun (32 snaps): 3.0 yards per play, 25% Success Rate
Under Center (9 snaps): 11.2 yards per play, 67% Success Rate
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If we get beat by a team that brings Billy Crystal in to crank their horn the season is over
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This is a great movie to watch hungover on new year’s day before football starts.
Today in the December Comfort Watches: Trading Places, a tale of disparate classes coming together during the holiday season to do what's important: Punish rich dickheads! Also, remembering Eddie Murphy's rise as a generational talent in comedy:

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The December Comfort Watches 2025, Day Six: Trading Places
Trading Places takes place within the holiday season, with two of the big moments happening on Christmas and New Year’s Eve; does this make it a holiday movie? I suppose it might, although un…
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December 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Jack Jones does the Ronaldo celebration in the Bernebeu after a pick! Gross
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Is the time in the Giants/Broncos game moving backwards?
October 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I don’t know how you get an offense going when the line gets a holding every series
October 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Under center play action in Philly leads to an explosive? In this economy?
October 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
En-Wentz. En-Wentz
October 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Wrote this before that pick!
He’s gonna get benched
WENTZ’D
October 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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He’s gonna get benched
WENTZ’D
October 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
He’s gonna get benched
WENTZ’D
October 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
WENTZ’D
October 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It seemed like they had a plan and were prepared for adverse situations!

(But also shocked Hurts had so much time in the 4th and 4 TD throw)
Kudos to Nick Sirianni for staying aggressive on that opening Eagles drive.
October 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
What are the specially designed hoodies and hats Eagles and Vikings are wearing?
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Is the Vikes’ Skol chan one of the less intimidating pregame routines?
October 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM