They’re called portaloos because they contain a lortapoos
February 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
They’re called portaloos because they contain a lortapoos
Well they would wouldn’t they
February 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Well they would wouldn’t they
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I have some good news. I scuttled the freighter and destroyed the stockpile of virus.
January 30, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I have some good news. I scuttled the freighter and destroyed the stockpile of virus.
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My dog: so how was skateboarding?
Me: bro I ate shit
My dog: yum!!!
Me: bro I ate shit
My dog: yum!!!
June 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My dog: so how was skateboarding?
Me: bro I ate shit
My dog: yum!!!
Me: bro I ate shit
My dog: yum!!!
Very trustworthy vibes that the *your party website looks like it was actually designed on wix by Corbyn himself
July 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Very trustworthy vibes that the *your party website looks like it was actually designed on wix by Corbyn himself
Found these old screenshots from when I was trying to translate the Heart Sutra for my mum’s funeral and it came out with the most cursed thing I’ve ever read
March 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Found these old screenshots from when I was trying to translate the Heart Sutra for my mum’s funeral and it came out with the most cursed thing I’ve ever read
I can’t stand
orthostatic intolerance
orthostatic intolerance
March 7, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I can’t stand
orthostatic intolerance
orthostatic intolerance
Saw a really nice wetsuit the other day but not sure if I could pull it off
March 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Saw a really nice wetsuit the other day but not sure if I could pull it off
The boots with the fur and the reeboks with the strands (WITH THE STRANDS) The second pair she’s wearing on her hands (ON HER HANDS)
January 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The boots with the fur and the reeboks with the strands (WITH THE STRANDS) The second pair she’s wearing on her hands (ON HER HANDS)
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Cows Go Extinct
theonion.com/cows-go...
theonion.com/cows-go...
January 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cows Go Extinct
theonion.com/cows-go...
theonion.com/cows-go...
THAT MF THAT REPELS PHYSICAL
December 19, 2024 at 9:32 AM
THAT MF THAT REPELS PHYSICAL
If I ran a watchdog org the logo would be a sausage dog wearing a watch like a belt, just saying
December 17, 2024 at 2:06 PM
If I ran a watchdog org the logo would be a sausage dog wearing a watch like a belt, just saying
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If my workplace had any way of measuring coffee consumption on an individual level I would be so screwed
December 17, 2024 at 1:56 PM
If my workplace had any way of measuring coffee consumption on an individual level I would be so screwed
Flags are so funny – what do you mean half of you just have red white and blue stripes in different arrangements and no one thought of using purple?
December 12, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Flags are so funny – what do you mean half of you just have red white and blue stripes in different arrangements and no one thought of using purple?
Me (on my 5th day of intensive board game research): huh, I get the strangest targeted ads
December 8, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Me (on my 5th day of intensive board game research): huh, I get the strangest targeted ads
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
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sometimes you see an issue going wild on “social” platforms and it becomes so obvious how terrible these places are for serious discussion of important issues, and how good they are to distort those issues for engagement
December 3, 2024 at 4:29 AM
sometimes you see an issue going wild on “social” platforms and it becomes so obvious how terrible these places are for serious discussion of important issues, and how good they are to distort those issues for engagement
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Have fun doing whamageddon losers us real heads will be taking the opportunity to fill our boots with Wham! As our Lord and Savior Comrade George Michael would have intended.
December 1, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Have fun doing whamageddon losers us real heads will be taking the opportunity to fill our boots with Wham! As our Lord and Savior Comrade George Michael would have intended.
I and l are those two guys who look exactly the same but you never think about it until you see them together
December 1, 2024 at 11:39 AM
I and l are those two guys who look exactly the same but you never think about it until you see them together
Not to be mean but there’s a lot of people on here talking like Clippit the paperclip
December 1, 2024 at 10:06 AM
Not to be mean but there’s a lot of people on here talking like Clippit the paperclip
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Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
November 29, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
Melvin’s looking different
November 28, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Melvin’s looking different