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Hi, I’m a Racoon.

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Anybody read the latest on Trump’s lawsuit with the Pulitzer Prize Board?

Their recent reply asked for Trump’s tax returns, Psychological records, prescription medication history. 😂

Perfect reply. Basically saying “you’re f’ing crazy”.
lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
Pulitzer Prize Board members seek discovery of Trump finances, psych records, prescription meds
Pulitzer Prize Board members filed a litany of broad discovery demands in an attempt to beat back Trump's defamation suit over Russia probe reporting awards.
lawandcrime.com
December 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
How many internet boys could I get to purchase a hand-painted copy of this gorgeous specimen?
December 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When people ask me what I did this weekend, the answer is almost always this
October 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I hope that people are talking to Ayanna Pressley about running.

Markey could lose or he could kick off during the campaign, and having one of MA’s senate seats locked up by the John Fetterman of Marblehead would be a disaster.
I’ve never seen a race where I think Massachusetts loses in either scenario
October 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“EVERYTHING’S COMING UP CORPSE FLOWER”
September 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I fear that I would in fact eat a mini aioli Churu
June 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“Stop not believing in yourself, dumdum, Or Else! 👊: a Motivational Guide by @caseystudy.bsky.social
June 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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again this does not have to be left to the voters but of course the senate did not even vote to censure or expel the eight senators who voted to reject an election on January 6
“I ask you to remember what he was joking about: the murder of a public servant and her family member and the wounding of another and his wife. That wife, by the way, was shot eight times while cradling and protecting her daughter. Please think of her when Lee is running for reelection.”
Letter to the Editor: Mike Lee’s response to the assassination of Minnesota senator are sickening—and should be his downfall. www.sltrib.com/opinion/lett...
June 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend”

Full emails below
June 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
OKAY PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE ELSE HEARD THE BIZARRE “MEOWWWWWW” WHEN RU GIVES THE PRIZE FOR THIS LIP SYNC?!?
June 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Maybe quit voting for their fucking bills then? Maybe quit confirming their nominees? Maybe shut down the Senate with the many procedural tools available to you? Maybe do something other than send sternly worded letters?
Sen. Padilla thrown to the ground, manhandled, brutally taken down, handcuffed

It's disgusting
Reeks of totalitarianism
Un-American
Not what democracies do

Sen. Padilla was in that building to ask questions of what's going on in California, doing his duty to his constituents

We need answers now
Senator Padilla’s office sends me this video of his take-down and detention at Sec. Noem’s press conference in L.A.
June 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Here are the facts: Noem declared war on California and its elected officials today.

Shut the Senate down until she is removed from office.
bsky.app/profile/just...
Kristi Noem: "We are not going away. We are staying here to liberate the city from the socialists and the burdensome leadership that this governor and that this mayor have placed on this country and what they have tried to insert into the city."

Sen. Alex Padilla is then forcibly removed!
June 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Diva downnnnnnn
May 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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hey we noticed you from across arkham asylum and really dig your vibe
May 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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AMERICA’S NUMBER ONE BIRD ROCK PODCAST drops tomorrow
tomorrow… it begins. a podcast quest to write a song about EVERY bird species (there are only 11,000 globally, so it shouldn’t take too long)

the first episode of the Extremely Accurate Bird Songs podcast drops tomorrow… are you subscribed??

(search any podcast platform for it — the teaser is up!)
April 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Rotating Mary
April 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Ugh I’m getting so many of these
April 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
These are my two best friends and yes I am a crazy old cat lady
April 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
SUZIE WE LOVE YOUUUUU
April 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
okay but is this an opportunity to be #BostonProud? GO KORI KING GO
April 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
SUZIE TOOT LANNISTER FOR THE WIN
April 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM