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Trump: "Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30"
April 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Trump: "Maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30"
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It's really hard to make videos about all of the cool science coming out all of the time.
I really appreciate Trump trying to help me out with this problem by making it so no new science comes out ever.
I really appreciate Trump trying to help me out with this problem by making it so no new science comes out ever.
April 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It's really hard to make videos about all of the cool science coming out all of the time.
I really appreciate Trump trying to help me out with this problem by making it so no new science comes out ever.
I really appreciate Trump trying to help me out with this problem by making it so no new science comes out ever.
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sure this sounds bad but remember this nation was founded on the principle of cheerfully tolerating large surtaxes on imported goods
*US MOVING FORWARD WITH 104% CHINA TARIFFS: OFFICIAL
April 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
sure this sounds bad but remember this nation was founded on the principle of cheerfully tolerating large surtaxes on imported goods
Not that this is the biggest issue with this clip, but if the ocean rises, you'll end up with less waterfront property, not more.
Trump: "We should've all been gone bc they gave us only a few years left on earth, right? The environment. No. What they have to worry about is the nuclear heat ... you don't have to worry about the ocean rising 1/4 of an inch within the next 600 years giving you a little more waterfront property"
April 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Not that this is the biggest issue with this clip, but if the ocean rises, you'll end up with less waterfront property, not more.
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Almost 30 years ago, in "Life as We Know It," I described Gingrich Republicans as people who would kick the crutches out from under Tiny Tim. Jack Fowler of the National Review, a high school classmate of mine, wrote to me to object. And now here we are.
Dep't of Education is halting applications for "Technical Assistance and Dissemination to Improve Services and Results for Children with Disabilities and Demonstration and Training Programs"
public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2025-05826.pdf
public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2025-05826.pdf
public-inspection.federalregister.gov
April 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Almost 30 years ago, in "Life as We Know It," I described Gingrich Republicans as people who would kick the crutches out from under Tiny Tim. Jack Fowler of the National Review, a high school classmate of mine, wrote to me to object. And now here we are.
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The founder of Signal releases a response to SignalGate:
“There are so many great reasons to be on Signal.
Now including the opportunity for the vice president of the United States of America to randomly add you to a group chat for coordination of sensitive military operations.”
“There are so many great reasons to be on Signal.
Now including the opportunity for the vice president of the United States of America to randomly add you to a group chat for coordination of sensitive military operations.”
March 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The founder of Signal releases a response to SignalGate:
“There are so many great reasons to be on Signal.
Now including the opportunity for the vice president of the United States of America to randomly add you to a group chat for coordination of sensitive military operations.”
“There are so many great reasons to be on Signal.
Now including the opportunity for the vice president of the United States of America to randomly add you to a group chat for coordination of sensitive military operations.”
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“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
March 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
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The thing about so-called generative artificial intelligence is, the intelligence isn't artificial. It's real. It's OURS. The techbros stole our intelligence (our data, our thoughts, our stories, our art) and used the software to regurgitate it and spackle it together into digital particleboard.
March 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The thing about so-called generative artificial intelligence is, the intelligence isn't artificial. It's real. It's OURS. The techbros stole our intelligence (our data, our thoughts, our stories, our art) and used the software to regurgitate it and spackle it together into digital particleboard.
I explained that Musk is the world’s wealthiest man and has said that no one is dying because of U.S.A.I.D. cuts.
“That is wrong,” Labani said, sounding surprised that anyone could be so oblivious. “He should come to grass roots.”
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
“That is wrong,” Labani said, sounding surprised that anyone could be so oblivious. “He should come to grass roots.”
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Opinion | Musk Said No One Has Died Since Aid Was Cut. That Isn’t True. (Gift Article)
A journey through the front lines of global poverty shows that when the world’s richest men slash aid for the world’s poorest children, the result is sickness, starvation and death.
www.nytimes.com
March 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I explained that Musk is the world’s wealthiest man and has said that no one is dying because of U.S.A.I.D. cuts.
“That is wrong,” Labani said, sounding surprised that anyone could be so oblivious. “He should come to grass roots.”
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
“That is wrong,” Labani said, sounding surprised that anyone could be so oblivious. “He should come to grass roots.”
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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I'm rewatching The Wire. A character in the episode I'm watching says, "A lie ain't a side of the story. It's just a lie." For some reason, that speaks to me these days (as do a million other lines from the show.)
March 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'm rewatching The Wire. A character in the episode I'm watching says, "A lie ain't a side of the story. It's just a lie." For some reason, that speaks to me these days (as do a million other lines from the show.)
March 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
FYI: Egg prices are not down where I live. Not sure where the president shops.
March 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
FYI: Egg prices are not down where I live. Not sure where the president shops.
Ah, yes, as clearly laid out in the First Amendment...
Tommy Tuberville: "When it comes to protesters, we gotta make sure we treat all of them the same: send them to jail."
March 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Ah, yes, as clearly laid out in the First Amendment...
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Report: DOGE staffers energized by potential invasion of Canada because so many of their girlfriends live there.
March 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Report: DOGE staffers energized by potential invasion of Canada because so many of their girlfriends live there.
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Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
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Trump Making America great again! Culling the herd by air, by land, by sea, by pathogen, by pollution, by pulling critical aid, by food supply chain shortages, by all means until we’re broken and demoralized. Coming soon—back by popular demand from the Trump/Musk/Vought administration: BREAD LINES.
March 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Trump Making America great again! Culling the herd by air, by land, by sea, by pathogen, by pollution, by pulling critical aid, by food supply chain shortages, by all means until we’re broken and demoralized. Coming soon—back by popular demand from the Trump/Musk/Vought administration: BREAD LINES.
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every single public facing person in this administration is just a different variation on baghdad bob
Kevin Hassett suggests Canadian authorities are covering up major fentanyl operations: "I can tell you that in the situation room I've seen photographs of fentanyl labs in Canada that the law enforcement folks were leaving alone. Canada's got a big drug problem."
March 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
every single public facing person in this administration is just a different variation on baghdad bob
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I can't believe Big Balls, the Douche and Tommy Tuna could make a mistake like this, given their combined year of work experience.
DOGE’s federal property sell-off has accidentally revealed a CIA black site in Northern Virginia, according to Bloomberg.
March 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I can't believe Big Balls, the Douche and Tommy Tuna could make a mistake like this, given their combined year of work experience.
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We are all in the debris field of a SpaceX mishap
March 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
We are all in the debris field of a SpaceX mishap
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These ten Democrats should just quit. To censure Green when there have never been consequences for MTG for egregious behavior whereas Green was protesting fascism. We are drowning in shit.
US House voted 224-198 to censure Rep. Al Green (D-Texas)
Republicans 214-0
Democrats 10-198 (with 2 Ds voting "present")
Republicans 214-0
Democrats 10-198 (with 2 Ds voting "present")
March 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
These ten Democrats should just quit. To censure Green when there have never been consequences for MTG for egregious behavior whereas Green was protesting fascism. We are drowning in shit.
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If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 30, the number is 100%.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 30, the number is 100%.
March 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 30, the number is 100%.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 30, the number is 100%.
Prices are up. The stock market is down. #promisesmadepromisesbroken
March 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Prices are up. The stock market is down. #promisesmadepromisesbroken
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2 day change -1,400
(always a tweet)
(always a tweet)
March 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
2 day change -1,400
(always a tweet)
(always a tweet)