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marianne
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Here there be nonsense
women’s sports | queer shitposting | and yap
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im so sorry but asking a league for comment about a normal sports injury is so wild to me. Steph Talbot also had a quad injury this year. like the league is never one person this is out of control
Perfectly normal reaction to Caitlin Clark having to miss three games with a bum quad
May 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question
May 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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how do you say “diva down” in Latin
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
No disrespect to those mourning him but truly an elite move for the Pope to invite JD to his house to yell at him and then die before JD could slander him, ultimate petty Catholic hater energy.
April 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Pittsburgh, PA!!
Look at this @fishtopher.bsky.social @jortsthecat.bsky.social crossover merch Orange Soda in Pittsburgh, PA at Trash Cat Rescue! trashcatrescue.org
March 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Being able to report iced over sidewalks to the city on an app is great, it’s like leaving a mean yelp review for the parking lot owner who failed to salt and almost made me eat shit! But also civic duty!
February 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
January 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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There was actually no part of the TikTok ban that required it to go fully offline lmao they just wanted to send their little push notifications
January 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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uh-oh
January 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Today on the online media call, I asked Quinn whether the current USA political climate and rising homophobia and transphobia played a part in their decision to sign with Vancouver Rise FC
Their answer in full below.
(Photo via @harjournalist.bsky.social )
January 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Could have sworn I just heard Shaquille O’Neal say “Icy Hot Pro Misogyny Roll” but I know Candace Parker would not let that man live
January 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Unrivaled: good.
January 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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for a critic, negative reviews can hold tremendous value for both artists and audiences.

but the vast majority of negative book reviews aren't criticism, they're consumer complaints equivalent to whining to a mcdonald's manager that they don't have clam chowder
January 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Stop the count
Jewell Loyd with the best half in Unrivaled history.

She has 23 points on 8/16 shooting from the field (4/8 from 3pt range) in only eight minutes of action. Through 14 minutes, she's the front-runner for league MVP.
January 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Aww hell yeah, my new city has begun Deer Cull Discourse, I finally feel right at home
January 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM