Yeoy
@yeoy.bsky.social
Round earther. Shrimp daddy.
Australia's 3rd biggest producer of original NSFW Pikmin fanart.
Australia's 3rd biggest producer of original NSFW Pikmin fanart.
When Jigsaw gets tired after a long day, he says "I'm Jigsausted".
July 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
When Jigsaw gets tired after a long day, he says "I'm Jigsausted".
Sometimes I start hollerin' without hootin' first.
Nice to do something for myself every now and then.
Nice to do something for myself every now and then.
April 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sometimes I start hollerin' without hootin' first.
Nice to do something for myself every now and then.
Nice to do something for myself every now and then.
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you think shrimp ever worry about their posture
March 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
you think shrimp ever worry about their posture
If you stay at someone's house and there's a bunch of mosquitoes indoors, you should be allowed to smash up one electronic device.
February 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If you stay at someone's house and there's a bunch of mosquitoes indoors, you should be allowed to smash up one electronic device.
I'm writing some Queen Amidala feet fanfic. Call that a portmanteau.
February 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm writing some Queen Amidala feet fanfic. Call that a portmanteau.
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Googling jimmy neutron skull big how. Jimmy neutral skull workout . Workout head the jimmy neutron way. Neutrons method. Jimmy neutron cranial stretcheing
February 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Googling jimmy neutron skull big how. Jimmy neutral skull workout . Workout head the jimmy neutron way. Neutrons method. Jimmy neutron cranial stretcheing
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If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
February 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
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the thing where you put hair ties in boiling water and they go back to their original shape... do they make that for brains
February 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
the thing where you put hair ties in boiling water and they go back to their original shape... do they make that for brains
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Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory
February 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory
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Jim Davis thinks we’re all stupid. Garfield first appeared in 1978. The normal lifespan of a cat is 13-20 years. He’s replaced Garfield, probably multiple times.
February 5, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Jim Davis thinks we’re all stupid. Garfield first appeared in 1978. The normal lifespan of a cat is 13-20 years. He’s replaced Garfield, probably multiple times.
For Christmas 2025, Disney will sell a box set called "The Fantastic Four Fantastic 4's".
What a world we live in.
What a world we live in.
February 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
For Christmas 2025, Disney will sell a box set called "The Fantastic Four Fantastic 4's".
What a world we live in.
What a world we live in.
In Australia, having 'carte blanche' access to something is known as having "Cate Blanchett".
February 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
In Australia, having 'carte blanche' access to something is known as having "Cate Blanchett".
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Every single plan I make, no matter how much I want to do it, there's a moment before I go where I wished I could cancel.
January 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Every single plan I make, no matter how much I want to do it, there's a moment before I go where I wished I could cancel.
I know they call it the "Game of Thrones" but honestly, to me, it doesn't look like that much fun.
January 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I know they call it the "Game of Thrones" but honestly, to me, it doesn't look like that much fun.
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I don't want my appliances to be connected to the internet. I don't want them to have blinky lights or touch screen controls or be accessible by phone. All I want is for them to do the one thing they are supposed to do, and to beep less.
Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
January 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I don't want my appliances to be connected to the internet. I don't want them to have blinky lights or touch screen controls or be accessible by phone. All I want is for them to do the one thing they are supposed to do, and to beep less.
Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.
My other apps are trying to turn me into a fascist. Just got this one to be radicalised into an anarchist - so I can keep being a centrist.
January 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
My other apps are trying to turn me into a fascist. Just got this one to be radicalised into an anarchist - so I can keep being a centrist.
The only time my jokes ever went viral was for calling out a racist. How am I meant to be successful on here?
January 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The only time my jokes ever went viral was for calling out a racist. How am I meant to be successful on here?
Can someone tell me how to get my algorithm here to be 30% cute animals, 30% brainrot, 30% comfort tv, and 10% softcore porn?
Can't find the button for it.
Can't find the button for it.
a blue cartoon character with big eyes is sitting on a dirt ground
Alt: A small blue alien creature with a stalk on its head, known as a Pikmin, rocks back and forth while sitting on the floor.
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January 28, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Can someone tell me how to get my algorithm here to be 30% cute animals, 30% brainrot, 30% comfort tv, and 10% softcore porn?
Can't find the button for it.
Can't find the button for it.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.
January 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.