Paul Blardaukar
@yokaiordie.bsky.social
Just a guy who loves fantasy, horror, and monsters.
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Every now and then, not nearly often enough, but once in a blue moon, God puts righteous justice in the hands of a fat kid and he vindicates all of us.
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Every now and then, not nearly often enough, but once in a blue moon, God puts righteous justice in the hands of a fat kid and he vindicates all of us.
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THIS MAN IS YOUR FRIEND.
HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM.
HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM.
February 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
THIS MAN IS YOUR FRIEND.
HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM.
HE FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM.
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
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liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 AM
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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Vampire Hunter D (2021)
January 26, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Vampire Hunter D (2021)
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A small contribution to #goblinweek 2026 by @evandahm.bsky.social, I just couldn’t pass up the chance to draw a wormy squirmy goblin. Might squirt something else out before the week ends, but I wouldn’t count on it.
Peace! FUCK ICE! ✌️ #ttrpg #dnd #osr
Peace! FUCK ICE! ✌️ #ttrpg #dnd #osr
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 PM
A small contribution to #goblinweek 2026 by @evandahm.bsky.social, I just couldn’t pass up the chance to draw a wormy squirmy goblin. Might squirt something else out before the week ends, but I wouldn’t count on it.
Peace! FUCK ICE! ✌️ #ttrpg #dnd #osr
Peace! FUCK ICE! ✌️ #ttrpg #dnd #osr
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If you think you saw Godzilla, no you didn't.
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
If you think you saw Godzilla, no you didn't.
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"You said it feels like there's a barrier between you two, can you build on that?"
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
"You said it feels like there's a barrier between you two, can you build on that?"
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
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I think I underestimated how often we'd be needing this image
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I think I underestimated how often we'd be needing this image
Once again thinking about the crossover between the Stranger Things fandom, Dark Souls lore YouTubers, and the weirdo Kubrick fanatics from 237.
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Once again thinking about the crossover between the Stranger Things fandom, Dark Souls lore YouTubers, and the weirdo Kubrick fanatics from 237.
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JOYCE MESSIER - “Of bodies of water and forest-covered surfaces, clusters of light where the cities lie. You've seen the montage, we all have -- this world is enough,” she concludes.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - It *must* be. This is the greatest and kindest arrangement the atoms had in them.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - It *must* be. This is the greatest and kindest arrangement the atoms had in them.
February 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
JOYCE MESSIER - “Of bodies of water and forest-covered surfaces, clusters of light where the cities lie. You've seen the montage, we all have -- this world is enough,” she concludes.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - It *must* be. This is the greatest and kindest arrangement the atoms had in them.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - It *must* be. This is the greatest and kindest arrangement the atoms had in them.
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Overheard a teenager deploy "SHUT UP, BRO. You watch AI porn!" as a devastating insult to one of his friends, which sent the rest of their group into a laughing fit.
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Overheard a teenager deploy "SHUT UP, BRO. You watch AI porn!" as a devastating insult to one of his friends, which sent the rest of their group into a laughing fit.
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THAT'S MY GOAT
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
THAT'S MY GOAT
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me in the afterlife: what do you mean you were the one real god this entire time? i feel like i have more questions than answers now.
Anubis: man just put the heart on the scale i ain't got all day
Anubis: man just put the heart on the scale i ain't got all day
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 AM
me in the afterlife: what do you mean you were the one real god this entire time? i feel like i have more questions than answers now.
Anubis: man just put the heart on the scale i ain't got all day
Anubis: man just put the heart on the scale i ain't got all day
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man about to invent the greatest science fiction movie ever made "i knew i wanted to do a scary movie on a spaceship with a small number of astronauts"
this is how artists actually talk
this is how artists actually talk
February 10, 2026 at 8:37 AM
man about to invent the greatest science fiction movie ever made "i knew i wanted to do a scary movie on a spaceship with a small number of astronauts"
this is how artists actually talk
this is how artists actually talk
*Staring at the poster for A Little Night Music for a solid five minutes* Bit of a plain poster. Simple, but evocative. Am I missing something? Is there something with the moon maybe? The tree’s trunk is a little oddly shaped. I wonder if that’s something? Maybe it spells somethoh they’re fucking
February 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
*Staring at the poster for A Little Night Music for a solid five minutes* Bit of a plain poster. Simple, but evocative. Am I missing something? Is there something with the moon maybe? The tree’s trunk is a little oddly shaped. I wonder if that’s something? Maybe it spells somethoh they’re fucking
I think Michael Ball might be my favorite Sweeney Todd after George Hearn. Like not everybody has to be George Hearn, but Ball comes -really- close.
February 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I think Michael Ball might be my favorite Sweeney Todd after George Hearn. Like not everybody has to be George Hearn, but Ball comes -really- close.
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