kellyyy (normal)
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trashy. stupid. beautiful. | she/her
it would be a funny day to walk into the sea imo
December 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it would be a funny day to walk into the sea imo
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Woman: you're weird
Me (flirty): but in a good way right?
Woman (looking in microscope): no, your blood is, like, not normal
Me (flirty): but in a good way right?
Woman (looking in microscope): no, your blood is, like, not normal
December 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Woman: you're weird
Me (flirty): but in a good way right?
Woman (looking in microscope): no, your blood is, like, not normal
Me (flirty): but in a good way right?
Woman (looking in microscope): no, your blood is, like, not normal
i usually go see a movie on my birthday but there’s nothing in i want to see? like am i gonna go see hamnet?
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i usually go see a movie on my birthday but there’s nothing in i want to see? like am i gonna go see hamnet?
doctor who is not available on any of the streamers except for purchase, i am going back to pirating
December 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
doctor who is not available on any of the streamers except for purchase, i am going back to pirating
it is my birthday, i am 30 or 40 years old
December 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
it is my birthday, i am 30 or 40 years old
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Computers were a mistake
December 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Computers were a mistake
merry christmas to daniel henney, daniel henney hello
December 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
merry christmas to daniel henney, daniel henney hello
tiny tim was actually normal height that’s a common misconception
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
tiny tim was actually normal height that’s a common misconception
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SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
leaving santa a vyvanse and a gabapentin as a choose-your-own-adventure like a holiday morpheus
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
leaving santa a vyvanse and a gabapentin as a choose-your-own-adventure like a holiday morpheus
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Asking Santa to kill me this year
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Asking Santa to kill me this year
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sorry for being cold babe i was just taught at a young age that displaying exuberance or passion was annoying to everyone around me and ive spent so long repressing my emotions that im not really sure if i feel them at all. can we still cuddle
December 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
sorry for being cold babe i was just taught at a young age that displaying exuberance or passion was annoying to everyone around me and ive spent so long repressing my emotions that im not really sure if i feel them at all. can we still cuddle
they should sell cerave healing ointment in lip gloss tubes
December 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
they should sell cerave healing ointment in lip gloss tubes
you know what i’ve been thinking about lately? walking into the sea
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
you know what i’ve been thinking about lately? walking into the sea
if i woke up to presents i did not buy wrapped under the tree i would call the police
December 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
if i woke up to presents i did not buy wrapped under the tree i would call the police
gonna re-read wheel of time 😈
December 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
gonna re-read wheel of time 😈
do you guys remember last year when i developed acne so they put me on a med that sent me to the ER and then i switched to topical meds? well, they work
December 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
do you guys remember last year when i developed acne so they put me on a med that sent me to the ER and then i switched to topical meds? well, they work
the future sucks
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
the future sucks
bedtime goops and salves: applied
December 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
bedtime goops and salves: applied
made with what
December 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
made with what
staying up late making the babadook noise
December 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
staying up late making the babadook noise
left the “house” today and saw “friends” and it was “good” (?)
December 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
left the “house” today and saw “friends” and it was “good” (?)
twirling my cat above my head from his tail like a lasso
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
twirling my cat above my head from his tail like a lasso
are you ever just like,,,, man
December 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
are you ever just like,,,, man