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Don't forget you're on a website, ok pals
Don't forget you're on a website, ok pals
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I was born to be a vampire
• hate direct sunlight
• no sense of time anyway
• big pomade fan
• hate direct sunlight
• no sense of time anyway
• big pomade fan
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December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Hey I just mashed you
and this is gravy
and this is gravy
December 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hey I just mashed you
and this is gravy
and this is gravy
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Putting my heart on dark mode
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Putting my heart on dark mode
Bluesky has mentions
Truth social has dementions
Truth social has dementions
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Bluesky has mentions
Truth social has dementions
Truth social has dementions
*Afaik
My Catholic priest friend has more human bones in their apartment than any other person I've ever known in my whole life
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
*Afaik
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The sort of wacky shit that keeps me Catholic. And you think you’re metal?
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The sort of wacky shit that keeps me Catholic. And you think you’re metal?
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Do you think actual anti semites are jealous of Ms. Rachel for being named anti semite of the year? They click the link going "I've hated Jews for years, time for some recognition!" and its a children's entertainer over them. They put the work in, she said to stop killing kids!
December 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Do you think actual anti semites are jealous of Ms. Rachel for being named anti semite of the year? They click the link going "I've hated Jews for years, time for some recognition!" and its a children's entertainer over them. They put the work in, she said to stop killing kids!
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Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
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my father too is regularly given cognitive tests bc he has dementia and is in decline just throwing that out there
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
my father too is regularly given cognitive tests bc he has dementia and is in decline just throwing that out there
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You say undeniable but you have no idea about my unmatched capacity to deny.
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You say undeniable but you have no idea about my unmatched capacity to deny.
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A big part of the schadenfreude with AI is that if you've had even a modest amount of exposure to it, you can tell that the people that fall hardest for it are those that respond to glazing the hardest. Telling people they are a genius is powerful medicine
December 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM
A big part of the schadenfreude with AI is that if you've had even a modest amount of exposure to it, you can tell that the people that fall hardest for it are those that respond to glazing the hardest. Telling people they are a genius is powerful medicine
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<-- just gave an owl some peanut butter
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
<-- just gave an owl some peanut butter
If you say wallet 100x you will go insane
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If you say wallet 100x you will go insane
Labubu label Dubai bar, habibi
December 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Labubu label Dubai bar, habibi
Kids today have it so easy with their VR headsets and whatnot. When I was 10 I was so bored I would just repeatedly shoot myself in the eye with the laser tag gun
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Kids today have it so easy with their VR headsets and whatnot. When I was 10 I was so bored I would just repeatedly shoot myself in the eye with the laser tag gun
When I was a kid I asked what a bladder stone was and my mom said it's a stone some people have in their bladder and I was like why would they do that
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
When I was a kid I asked what a bladder stone was and my mom said it's a stone some people have in their bladder and I was like why would they do that
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every whiskey stone a dad gets as a gift is another brick for the wall he has built around his stoic heart
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
every whiskey stone a dad gets as a gift is another brick for the wall he has built around his stoic heart
One time my employer scheduled my firing on my Outlook calendar 8 weeks in advance. I was like hey what's this meeting do I need to prepare for it or something and they were like nah don't worry about it
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
One time my employer scheduled my firing on my Outlook calendar 8 weeks in advance. I was like hey what's this meeting do I need to prepare for it or something and they were like nah don't worry about it
United is holding my suitcase hostage unless I buy a trip to Bangkok
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
United is holding my suitcase hostage unless I buy a trip to Bangkok
Not to brag but I know people that have been killed by tsunami
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Not to brag but I know people that have been killed by tsunami
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A sleeping pod and airplane hangar for my interests.
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 AM
A sleeping pod and airplane hangar for my interests.
Just met my soulmate
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Just met my soulmate
he literally quotes Goebbels
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
he literally quotes Goebbels
I still haven't watched severance because real life is more than enough bizarre and disturbing for me
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I still haven't watched severance because real life is more than enough bizarre and disturbing for me