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Open Doorley Fedless Forceman

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Chicago my brand is I'm a person and here's all of that, uncurated. Ask about my typos! if you try to ketchup shame me I will fucken block you

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Open Doorley Fedless Forceman @tchotch.bsky.social · Aug 28

I was born to be a vampire
• hate direct sunlight
• no sense of time anyway
• big pomade fan

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Open Doorley Fedless Forceman @tchotch.bsky.social · 53m

Dr. I was guaranteed these pills would extinguish all longing

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Open Doorley Fedless Forceman @tchotch.bsky.social · 1h

Social media is like bagels: I kind of like them, but that isn't why I can't stop consuming them

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 1h

Why remember a password when you can just reset your account every single time.

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Open Doorley Fedless Forceman @tchotch.bsky.social · 7h

There is far more and much better evidence of a link between air pollution and autism than any pill women take

Open Doorley Fedless Forceman @tchotch.bsky.social · 7h

My brother lifted his truck so much that he stopped driving it and just borrows my dad's Subaru every day

Open Doorley Fedless Forceman @tchotch.bsky.social · 7h

When I was 22 I had nightmares every night for over a year and then I learned that I can just tell a dream no we're going to be nice instead

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Kate Jeffery @katejj.bsky.social · 7d

The University of Glasgow groundspeople are going to be quite annoyed when they come in to work tomorrow...

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Open Doorley Fedless Forceman @tchotch.bsky.social · 8h

Officially he was just a sequel killer

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15h

Is it safe to drink spring water in autumn or should I pour it out?

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Open Doorley Fedless Forceman @tchotch.bsky.social · 18h

One time my dad and I were at Costco and I begged him to buy me a gross of Dixon Ticonderogas

Open Doorley Fedless Forceman @tchotch.bsky.social · 18h

When a person feels like their lifestyle is under attack whenever they hear arguments advocating human rights, that person is a shithead

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Jerry Boyle @jecboyle.bsky.social · 23h

This analysis is every bit as valid as this one, except these people don’t just write stern letters. They kill people.

Cartoon of soldiers being trains with chart showing “Operation
Circular Reasoning”

Caption:

"We’re being deployed because of the protests about us being deployed."

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Jerry Boyle @jecboyle.bsky.social · 23h

When masked men swoop through your town snatching people without any lawful authority, write a stern letter to Trump. You do have the right to speak your mind. Anything more confrontational makes *you* responsible for the fascist crackdown.

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lordofoverstock @lordofoverstock.bsky.social · 23h

you realize in most countries if an armed paramilitary fascist foot soldier shot at a priest, the entire country would come to a standstill and there'd be politicians getting pulled from their cars and beaten, right? There'd be cities on fire.

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Open Doorley Fedless Forceman @tchotch.bsky.social · 22h

I bought a dozen bagels or as I call it going on an all-Bagel diet

Open Doorley Fedless Forceman @tchotch.bsky.social · 1d

Jsyk she's not a natural blond ok

Open Doorley Fedless Forceman @tchotch.bsky.social · 1d

What a sleazeball

Open Doorley Fedless Forceman @tchotch.bsky.social · 1d

His father, sheriff Jason Mikesell is running for Colorado governor and earlier this year testified in favor of reversing laws that prevent ICE arrests at courthouses and that keep state police from coordinating wIth ICE

Medicinal Colorado @medicolorado.bsky.social · 1d

www.koaa.com/news/crime/t...

Teller County Sheriff's Deputy Chase Mikesell, son of sheriff, charged with DUI

Chase Mikesell, a deputy with the Teller County Sheriff's Office and the son of Teller County Sheriff Jason Mikesell, has been charged with DUI, according to the Colorado State Patrol (CSP).

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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 1d

Fix is in.

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 2d

Real estate investors bought one-third of all single-family residential homes sold in the second quarter of 2025.

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 1d

This is the future fascists want and apparently seem to be just, like, getting, with local bipartisan support all across this country, wrapped in 10 year tax abatements, secret code names & NDAs signed by all your elected officials

Crystal Fountain 🍉❤️ @areadingrainbow.bsky.social · 1d

because they pollute and will raise everyone's taxes and energy and water bills. they're loud and bright. they add few jobs. they're part of the surveillance state and will most likely be weaponized against us in a few years.

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bloody bacon popsicle 😅 @gupton68.bsky.social · 2d

Whenever I feel alone I try to remind myself that my parents are looking down on me with love and hoping that one day I’ll find happiness with a special someone, and that when I do I’ll finally let them out of the attic.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 2d

You won’t recognise the Supermoon with its glasses on.

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Gillian Brockell @gbrockell.bsky.social · 2d

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 2d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

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Open Doorley Fedless Forceman @tchotch.bsky.social · 2d

Between 2010 and 2020, the maternal mortality rate (death of the mother for pregnancy-related reasons) increased by 50% in the USA. This is the 9th highest increase on Earth. Over 80% of countries saw a decrease in maternal mortality over the same time period.

Open Doorley Fedless Forceman @tchotch.bsky.social · 2d

South Carolina is like the beautiful tubercular woman Fantine in Les Misérables who sacrifices her health and ultimately her life for her daughter, except in this case the daughter is just evil assholes that literally hate humanity.
Anyway this article has a call to action

Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 2d

www.qasimrashid.com/p/s-carolina...

S. Carolina RE-Intros Bill To Kill Women For Getting An Abortion

Here's what's in the bill, why it is so dangerous, and the meaningful steps you can take to fight back, support women's health, and help block this bill from becoming law