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@yugidementia.bsky.social
Q. 29.
They/Them.
Grim Reapurr. 🐱💀
Love the reaper even though I'm not supposed to. 🪦
They/Them.
Grim Reapurr. 🐱💀
Love the reaper even though I'm not supposed to. 🪦
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Thinking of a new thing to do where everytime I have a banger one liner in my brain, I'm gonna keep it in a running list called "possible Fall Out Boy song titles."
First on the list is:
Sometimes the commitment to the bit means the bit gets you committed
First on the list is:
Sometimes the commitment to the bit means the bit gets you committed
January 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Thinking of a new thing to do where everytime I have a banger one liner in my brain, I'm gonna keep it in a running list called "possible Fall Out Boy song titles."
First on the list is:
Sometimes the commitment to the bit means the bit gets you committed
First on the list is:
Sometimes the commitment to the bit means the bit gets you committed
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yeah man
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
January 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
yeah man
Dude if getting your tits blown off is not a good enough reason for the TBQ guy to not respond to 2000+ submissions personally and by hand, which no legacy pub does at all, then what is???
(Congrats)
(Congrats)
No but for real I had no idea I was going to have top surgery in October when we put out the call in April. I'm coming for you and your lettuce shreds of hope I swear.
January 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Dude if getting your tits blown off is not a good enough reason for the TBQ guy to not respond to 2000+ submissions personally and by hand, which no legacy pub does at all, then what is???
(Congrats)
(Congrats)
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January 11, 2026 at 7:14 AM
There is still some hope that I can make it into Taco Bell Quarterly, which is more bucket list than like any other pub for me
End of year TBQ8 update: Great news! You're not rejected! I just haven't done anything! The last quarter of this year I've been on deadline with my book, recovered from a major surgery and then I decided to quit drinking too! With all that finally behind me, TBQ comes back in 2026. Happy new year!
December 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
There is still some hope that I can make it into Taco Bell Quarterly, which is more bucket list than like any other pub for me
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Bro you need to forgive yourself even when you don't feel like you deserve it. It's the only way bro.
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Bro you need to forgive yourself even when you don't feel like you deserve it. It's the only way bro.
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It's amazing how many people are out there bragging publicly about how they now use ChatGPT to perform pretty much all of their tasks at their well-paid corporate job, and have yet to connect the dots on "if you're making your utility value identical to ChatGPT, why would they keep paying you?"
I am starting to believe that the AI craze actually has, for once, created a genuinely useful way to test someone's intelligence:
are they unquestionably on board with using corporate AI tools for everything, or are they going "whoa, hey, wait a second"?
are they unquestionably on board with using corporate AI tools for everything, or are they going "whoa, hey, wait a second"?
August 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It's amazing how many people are out there bragging publicly about how they now use ChatGPT to perform pretty much all of their tasks at their well-paid corporate job, and have yet to connect the dots on "if you're making your utility value identical to ChatGPT, why would they keep paying you?"
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There's a direct line from "no kink at Pride" and "no sex in movies and books unless it Serves The Plot" to payment processors feeling completely empowered to censor art globally
July 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
There's a direct line from "no kink at Pride" and "no sex in movies and books unless it Serves The Plot" to payment processors feeling completely empowered to censor art globally
Word on the street- Toronto, Ontario
July 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Word on the street- Toronto, Ontario
A sugar daddy that holds a grudge-- call that a petty cash fund
June 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
A sugar daddy that holds a grudge-- call that a petty cash fund
Everything's Fine (Nuke Song) by Roe Kapara
June 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Everything's Fine (Nuke Song) by Roe Kapara
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Our noble rejection of respectability politics vs. Their brutish scaring the hoes
June 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Our noble rejection of respectability politics vs. Their brutish scaring the hoes
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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Some of my hobbies include frowning and feeling bad.
June 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Some of my hobbies include frowning and feeling bad.
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Taco Bell makes you gay. Happy Pride!
June 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Taco Bell makes you gay. Happy Pride!
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A three-year-old brought me a bit of black paper. "Look", she said, "I found a piece of night!"
We're all born poets, but slowly we forget.
We're all born poets, but slowly we forget.
May 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A three-year-old brought me a bit of black paper. "Look", she said, "I found a piece of night!"
We're all born poets, but slowly we forget.
We're all born poets, but slowly we forget.
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My ratio of dirty joke telling to actual sex is abysmal
May 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
My ratio of dirty joke telling to actual sex is abysmal
Got this response from writing one of my reps.
I think my hard-earned tax dollars should not fund this loser's salary.
I think my hard-earned tax dollars should not fund this loser's salary.
May 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Got this response from writing one of my reps.
I think my hard-earned tax dollars should not fund this loser's salary.
I think my hard-earned tax dollars should not fund this loser's salary.
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Creative writing will not bring you money, fame, happiness, or validation. Generally it brings you nothing! Be prepared to bring everything of yourself and receive absolutely nothing!
May 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Creative writing will not bring you money, fame, happiness, or validation. Generally it brings you nothing! Be prepared to bring everything of yourself and receive absolutely nothing!
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dipshits in 2019: you people are NPCs, you don't even think for yourselves
dipshits in 2025: I have outsourced my thinking to Clippy
dipshits in 2025: I have outsourced my thinking to Clippy
May 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
dipshits in 2019: you people are NPCs, you don't even think for yourselves
dipshits in 2025: I have outsourced my thinking to Clippy
dipshits in 2025: I have outsourced my thinking to Clippy
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Back off me man. I will never retire. I reached my adult height in 5th grade and still have to climb counters to reach cups. I tell strangers everything about myself and call it art. I am a Literary Writer.
May 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Back off me man. I will never retire. I reached my adult height in 5th grade and still have to climb counters to reach cups. I tell strangers everything about myself and call it art. I am a Literary Writer.
