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If neither you, nor your parents were born in a country, or if you do not live there, you cannot be "from" there. Your great Uncle spending 3 weeks in Cork does not make you Irish. Yes Americans I'm looking at you. Get a grip.
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Fruit in cheese should be made as socially unacceptable as crapping in the street.
December 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Paying a bit more in return for knowing that Bezos is getting none of my money is worth every fucking penny
December 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The easiest job in the world is a BBC journalist when a celebrity dies. All you need to do is copy and paste Wikipedia then add some Z Listers twitter posts saying "RIP [Insert Celebrity Name Here]"
December 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Postmen/women should be allowed to cut away those ridiculous Christmas door bows if they obstruct the letterbox
December 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Half Ma’am Half Brisket
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Ever wanted to argue your opinion live? Rob Manuel's Anon Opin Live is your chance. Leicester shows: 12–13 Feb 2026. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
December 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Berggeren is gone on waivers. And so ends the sad tale of the Red Wings 2018 draft. One player to show for the 2017 and 2018 drafts extended the rebuild. All those picks and nothing to show for it. Good drafting by the previous regime would have been helpful but all that's left is Rasmussen. #LGRW
December 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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I'm not saying I don't have much face-to-face contact with my neighbours much but when I send them Christmas cards I sign it with my Wi-Fi network name.
December 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Ever wanted to argue your opinion live? Rob Manuel's Anon Opin Live is your chance. Leicester shows: 12–13 Feb 2026. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My Gmail account is 97% full of emails from Gmail telling me my Gmail account is 97%full.
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I saw this on the BBC website this morning and in the current climate I don't think it was right to allow Putin on Countdown.

"Consonant please, consonant, a vowel and two consonants please."

You probably need to be British to get that one.
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I'm torn. Lunchtime games mean i can watch games at a reasonable hour in the UK which is great. On the other hand the Red Wings always seem to be utterly atrocious in afternoon games. Here's hoping today is different. #LGRW
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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For kids of the 1980s this was our Squid Game
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
And 300 egregious cross checks to the back of a prome opponent's neck probably.
BENN x 400 🌟

Jamie Benn has his 400th goal!

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November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
@bsky.app couple of requests for future releases.

1. Exclude accounts I already follow from my Discover feed

2. Allow me to delete topics from the "Your Interests" feed or mark the as not interested.
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Ok, this skeet is for the hockey people here. Can you all get on with hockey and stop talking about baseball now?
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The Red Wings may not be getting many shots but by god are they good at dumping the puck in and going for a line change. #LGRW
October 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I mean, I'd chip in to help cover the fine of players who got done for ungentlemanly behaviour in the Vegas crease.

Just saying.
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM