Z
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I am going to blame the caps for their terrible performance last night on the fact that both of my kids have been getting sick all night 🤮
January 8, 2026 at 9:48 AM
I am going to blame the caps for their terrible performance last night on the fact that both of my kids have been getting sick all night 🤮
Obviously the Bulls were huge in the 90's but kids these days will never understand the Taz mania that happened in the 90's. Legend.
January 7, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Obviously the Bulls were huge in the 90's but kids these days will never understand the Taz mania that happened in the 90's. Legend.
Little man was stoked to try a science experiment that he saw in school. Came to me to get supplies, set it all up, explained what he was doing and then took the project and left. Won’t sit with me to watch it play out!
a man and a woman are looking at each other with the words he left us on the bottom
ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other with the words he left us on the bottom
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January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Little man was stoked to try a science experiment that he saw in school. Came to me to get supplies, set it all up, explained what he was doing and then took the project and left. Won’t sit with me to watch it play out!
getting irrationally angry thinking about the restaurant last week that gave us ketchup on the side with fries when, after asking, they gave us an insanely amazing mustard. you gotta highlight that mustard.
January 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
getting irrationally angry thinking about the restaurant last week that gave us ketchup on the side with fries when, after asking, they gave us an insanely amazing mustard. you gotta highlight that mustard.
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Justin Sourdif was the first rookie to score a hat trick for the Capitals since Alex Ovechkin on Jan. 13, 2006 at Anaheim.
So both were vs. Ducks.
So both were vs. Ducks.
January 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Justin Sourdif was the first rookie to score a hat trick for the Capitals since Alex Ovechkin on Jan. 13, 2006 at Anaheim.
So both were vs. Ducks.
So both were vs. Ducks.
Added a 5 min ride in Ireland to my recovery ride on peloton and rode next to a Guinness truck and all I could think of was how nice a pint would be 😆 #dryjanuary
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Added a 5 min ride in Ireland to my recovery ride on peloton and rode next to a Guinness truck and all I could think of was how nice a pint would be 😆 #dryjanuary
Ok Caps, let’s start 2026 with a W
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Ok Caps, let’s start 2026 with a W
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid (movie) is American Pie for kids.
January 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Diary of a Wimpy Kid (movie) is American Pie for kids.
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Tom Wilson, Logan Thompson Named to Team Canada
Tom Wilson, Logan Thompson Named to Team Canada
Congrats to the boys on their Olympic selections!
www.japersrink.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Tom Wilson, Logan Thompson Named to Team Canada
A massive fuck you to sigma oasis haters
December 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A massive fuck you to sigma oasis haters
We have it all wrong… restaurants/pubs during the day you should be dark on the inside, then at night the lights should be brighter. Don’t dim the lights in the evening.
December 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
We have it all wrong… restaurants/pubs during the day you should be dark on the inside, then at night the lights should be brighter. Don’t dim the lights in the evening.
NYC, today is museum day:
So far:
* The Morgan
* The Studio Museum
So far:
* The Morgan
* The Studio Museum
December 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
NYC, today is museum day:
So far:
* The Morgan
* The Studio Museum
So far:
* The Morgan
* The Studio Museum
I don’t get angry about my teams losing too much but this one pisses me off. 😡😡🤬🤬
December 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I don’t get angry about my teams losing too much but this one pisses me off. 😡😡🤬🤬
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Official trailer for Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ ⚔️
In theaters on July 17, 2026
In theaters on July 17, 2026
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Official trailer for Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ ⚔️
In theaters on July 17, 2026
In theaters on July 17, 2026
The tuna tree reminds me that my mom for holidays would always make something called a "tuna ball" and essentially it was tuna dip in the shape of a ball (think small bowling ball). We always thought it was the funniest thing ever and would encourage it to be made for a laugh.
FYI, I'll be taking a posting break starting 12/19 for some much needed holiday cheer...I'll still re-post, and pop in from time to time, but I'll get back to new stuff on 12/29...In the meantime, enjoy your festivities and deck the holiday meat tree, or for pescetarians, the holiday tuna tree!
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The tuna tree reminds me that my mom for holidays would always make something called a "tuna ball" and essentially it was tuna dip in the shape of a ball (think small bowling ball). We always thought it was the funniest thing ever and would encourage it to be made for a laugh.
Parenting is crazy, I already had to sign my kids up for summer camp and it's not even January yet.
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Parenting is crazy, I already had to sign my kids up for summer camp and it's not even January yet.
I have x/6 now 3 days in a row. this is a new low. i need to be alone.
jimmy neutron says that his ancestors are shamed again in a cartoon
ALT: jimmy neutron says that his ancestors are shamed again in a cartoon
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December 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I have x/6 now 3 days in a row. this is a new low. i need to be alone.
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Buddies 💔
Joe Strummer with Shane MacGowan and Spider Stacy of The Pogues at the Ritz, New York, November, 1987.
Photo by Ebet Roberts
#punk #punks #punkrock #oldschoolpunk #joestrummer #ShaneMacGowan #spiderstacy #punkrockhistoy
Joe Strummer with Shane MacGowan and Spider Stacy of The Pogues at the Ritz, New York, November, 1987.
Photo by Ebet Roberts
#punk #punks #punkrock #oldschoolpunk #joestrummer #ShaneMacGowan #spiderstacy #punkrockhistoy
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Buddies 💔
Joe Strummer with Shane MacGowan and Spider Stacy of The Pogues at the Ritz, New York, November, 1987.
Photo by Ebet Roberts
#punk #punks #punkrock #oldschoolpunk #joestrummer #ShaneMacGowan #spiderstacy #punkrockhistoy
Joe Strummer with Shane MacGowan and Spider Stacy of The Pogues at the Ritz, New York, November, 1987.
Photo by Ebet Roberts
#punk #punks #punkrock #oldschoolpunk #joestrummer #ShaneMacGowan #spiderstacy #punkrockhistoy
It might be a bit controversial but only real mothafuckers know about this for sheets and towels.
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It might be a bit controversial but only real mothafuckers know about this for sheets and towels.
You might think you know me, but I will never share my first play in Wordle. I will take that to my grave.
December 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You might think you know me, but I will never share my first play in Wordle. I will take that to my grave.
Finished my book on the metro ride to work, so this ride home is gonna suck big time. I knew I should have brought the 3rd book with me!
December 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Finished my book on the metro ride to work, so this ride home is gonna suck big time. I knew I should have brought the 3rd book with me!