Zach Rosten! Woohoo!
@zachrosten.bsky.social
Former Interesting Person
Musician • Traveler • Etc.
Lovechild of the Red and Yellow M&M's (allegedly)
Not for the faint-hearted, but ideal for the just-farted
Musician • Traveler • Etc.
Lovechild of the Red and Yellow M&M's (allegedly)
Not for the faint-hearted, but ideal for the just-farted
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No animals were harmed during the making of this movie, but we did dress a gerbil up as a magician, which while not technically illegal does seem worth mentioning
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
No animals were harmed during the making of this movie, but we did dress a gerbil up as a magician, which while not technically illegal does seem worth mentioning
Kinda wack funeral speeches are called eulogies even though they're about someone else
August 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Kinda wack funeral speeches are called eulogies even though they're about someone else
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every day I see this economy shit on some of the most talented and brilliant minds on earth and I marvel at the strength they find to push through to the next day
July 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
every day I see this economy shit on some of the most talented and brilliant minds on earth and I marvel at the strength they find to push through to the next day
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The older I get, the more I find myself agreeing with Donkey Kong’s core philosophy, which is, as I understand it, “banana “
July 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The older I get, the more I find myself agreeing with Donkey Kong’s core philosophy, which is, as I understand it, “banana “
🎶 Cuz baby you're a firework 🎶
🎶 When you go off it scares my dogs 🎶
🎶 When you go off it scares my dogs 🎶
June 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
🎶 Cuz baby you're a firework 🎶
🎶 When you go off it scares my dogs 🎶
🎶 When you go off it scares my dogs 🎶
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I totally get Edgar Allan Poe. If I was minding my business and some fuckass bird showed up at my house just to be like “Ay man, your girlfriend died! Forever bitchless!” I’d crash out too.
June 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I totally get Edgar Allan Poe. If I was minding my business and some fuckass bird showed up at my house just to be like “Ay man, your girlfriend died! Forever bitchless!” I’d crash out too.
Babies in the 1800's were so much better behaved than modern toddlers. For starters, they never cried on airplanes.
June 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Babies in the 1800's were so much better behaved than modern toddlers. For starters, they never cried on airplanes.
From now on I'm only saying yo daddy jokes to help normalize the impending matriarchy
June 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
From now on I'm only saying yo daddy jokes to help normalize the impending matriarchy
Y'all someone named Terry keeps killing all their haters along the Oregon Trail be careful
May 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Y'all someone named Terry keeps killing all their haters along the Oregon Trail be careful
Officer it's not my fault, Natasha Beddingfield told me to release my inhibitions
May 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Officer it's not my fault, Natasha Beddingfield told me to release my inhibitions
Hamburger Helper: Quick, Easy, Filling
Hamburglar Helper: Accomplice, Witness to unspeakable acts, Grimace
Hamburglar Helper: Accomplice, Witness to unspeakable acts, Grimace
May 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Hamburger Helper: Quick, Easy, Filling
Hamburglar Helper: Accomplice, Witness to unspeakable acts, Grimace
Hamburglar Helper: Accomplice, Witness to unspeakable acts, Grimace
And now for some Pope skeets:
May 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
And now for some Pope skeets:
Pretty wack ELO wasn't the first band to have an account here tbh
May 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Pretty wack ELO wasn't the first band to have an account here tbh
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Pirate: Hey ocean, why are you so blue?
Ocean: I'm not shore
Ocean: I'm not shore
May 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Pirate: Hey ocean, why are you so blue?
Ocean: I'm not shore
Ocean: I'm not shore
George Harrison is actually pretty lucky, my guitar bawls and howls like a banshee at all hours of the night
May 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
George Harrison is actually pretty lucky, my guitar bawls and howls like a banshee at all hours of the night
Bad news I went back in time to Vinci and everyone was named Leonardo
April 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Bad news I went back in time to Vinci and everyone was named Leonardo
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Say what you like about Various Artists but they had some bloody good compilation albums
April 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Say what you like about Various Artists but they had some bloody good compilation albums
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a pretty rough time in our collective rocko's modern life
April 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
a pretty rough time in our collective rocko's modern life
Give a man a fish and he'll be fed for a day
Teach a man to phish and he'll become a Nigerian prince
Teach a man to phish and he'll become a Nigerian prince
March 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Give a man a fish and he'll be fed for a day
Teach a man to phish and he'll become a Nigerian prince
Teach a man to phish and he'll become a Nigerian prince
Doing this with my fiancee's binder of Garbage Pail Kids cards to determine my daily personality
I know it can be overwhelming when you open your CD carrying case because there are so many CDs in there. How do you know which one to choose? Relax. Close your eyes and just point to a CD and wherever your finger lands that's the CD you're supposed to listen to
March 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Doing this with my fiancee's binder of Garbage Pail Kids cards to determine my daily personality
Willingly choosing to sit in the emergency exit row of a plane in 2025 be like
a man wearing glasses and a red jacket is sitting in a chair with a woman in the background .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a red jacket is sitting in a chair with a woman in the background .
media.tenor.com
March 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Willingly choosing to sit in the emergency exit row of a plane in 2025 be like
Shrek 1-4 fans may be upset about the Shrek 5 trailer but real Shrek fans are upset the movies didn't have an alligator officiate his wedding
March 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Shrek 1-4 fans may be upset about the Shrek 5 trailer but real Shrek fans are upset the movies didn't have an alligator officiate his wedding
Went to an Apple store in Ireland and they wouldn't repair my laptop til I called it a Mcbook
March 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Went to an Apple store in Ireland and they wouldn't repair my laptop til I called it a Mcbook
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first person to ride a bike with no hands: pretty cool huh
inventor of the bike with hands: ok but how will it hold you
inventor of the bike with hands: ok but how will it hold you
March 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
first person to ride a bike with no hands: pretty cool huh
inventor of the bike with hands: ok but how will it hold you
inventor of the bike with hands: ok but how will it hold you