Elizabeth
@zealizabeth.bsky.social
28. Southern. Liberal. Cancer ♋️. Autoimmune haver. Christian.
Does anyone else whose job is talking to people all day just sit in your car on your lunch break in complete silence?
February 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Does anyone else whose job is talking to people all day just sit in your car on your lunch break in complete silence?
Drank two mimosas
Now time to psychoanalyze every prominent adult in my childhood and how they influenced who I am as a person today
Now time to psychoanalyze every prominent adult in my childhood and how they influenced who I am as a person today
February 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Drank two mimosas
Now time to psychoanalyze every prominent adult in my childhood and how they influenced who I am as a person today
Now time to psychoanalyze every prominent adult in my childhood and how they influenced who I am as a person today
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February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
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The best part of the interview.
You dumb cluck. You are the government.
You dumb cluck. You are the government.
February 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The best part of the interview.
You dumb cluck. You are the government.
You dumb cluck. You are the government.
I truly believe Trump and Musk are the literal anti-Christ. They stand for everything Christ is not.
Mark 10:25
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.
Mark 10:25
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.
February 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I truly believe Trump and Musk are the literal anti-Christ. They stand for everything Christ is not.
Mark 10:25
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.
Mark 10:25
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.
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Yes. While there are absolutely things Democrats can and must do to slow, obstruct, etc, GOP hold both House and Senate majorities, severely limiting our options.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
We all like to yell at the Democrats, but it’s really Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune who are letting Elon Musk and his faceless goon squad make a mockery of their power as leaders of a coequal branch without uttering a peep or lifting a finger.
February 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Yes. While there are absolutely things Democrats can and must do to slow, obstruct, etc, GOP hold both House and Senate majorities, severely limiting our options.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.
Figured since I’m 28 and single it’s time to watch #satc for the first time. Almost done with season 1. Am I the only one who thinks Carrie is delusional?
February 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Figured since I’m 28 and single it’s time to watch #satc for the first time. Almost done with season 1. Am I the only one who thinks Carrie is delusional?
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Please stop calling your elected representatives. They’re very old and very confused, and it does them no good to get all riled up
February 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Please stop calling your elected representatives. They’re very old and very confused, and it does them no good to get all riled up
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OLDER MALE AUTHOR: [presenting a masterclass] as artists, we are duty bound to reflect the inner workings of the human condition--
ALSO OLDER MALE AUTHOR: [typing] Celeste was hypnotized by the rhythm of her breasts bouncing during her morning run. "My god," she blushed "I'm horny for my own boobs"
ALSO OLDER MALE AUTHOR: [typing] Celeste was hypnotized by the rhythm of her breasts bouncing during her morning run. "My god," she blushed "I'm horny for my own boobs"
January 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
OLDER MALE AUTHOR: [presenting a masterclass] as artists, we are duty bound to reflect the inner workings of the human condition--
ALSO OLDER MALE AUTHOR: [typing] Celeste was hypnotized by the rhythm of her breasts bouncing during her morning run. "My god," she blushed "I'm horny for my own boobs"
ALSO OLDER MALE AUTHOR: [typing] Celeste was hypnotized by the rhythm of her breasts bouncing during her morning run. "My god," she blushed "I'm horny for my own boobs"
Drinking wine while watching Bobs Burgers and playing Scrabble Go
Your 20’s don’t get much better than this 😌
Your 20’s don’t get much better than this 😌
January 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Drinking wine while watching Bobs Burgers and playing Scrabble Go
Your 20’s don’t get much better than this 😌
Your 20’s don’t get much better than this 😌
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Both only want money.
January 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Both only want money.
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me 15 minutes after the edible hits
January 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
me 15 minutes after the edible hits
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First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.