Zoe Stephenson
@zmsteph.bsky.social
Engineer. Seattleite. Recently discovered how cool trees are.
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And when the #CTSun rose, it was scorched; and since it had no root and had minimal investment from owners and was utterly unprepared for the new CBA, it withered away.
-Mark 4:6
#WNBA
-Mark 4:6
#WNBA
NEWS: The Connecticut Sun are for sale.
The team, which we valued at $80M last year, plays in the
WNBA's smallest market, have lagged in investment, and could definitely relocate.
Allen & Co. handling process. More at @sportico.bsky.social
www.sportico.com/business/tea...
The team, which we valued at $80M last year, plays in the
WNBA's smallest market, have lagged in investment, and could definitely relocate.
Allen & Co. handling process. More at @sportico.bsky.social
www.sportico.com/business/tea...
WNBA’s Connecticut Sun Hire Allen & Company to Explore Sale
The Sun could raise capital through an LP stake sale, but the expectation is a control sale and likely franchise relocation.
www.sportico.com
May 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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On the first day of #WNBA season you shall have a holy convocation; you shall not do any ordinary work. I am The Point God.
-Leviticus 23:7
-Leviticus 23:7
HAPPY #WNBA SEASON OPENER TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. 🏀
a female basketball player wearing a black and blue jersey with the word nba on it
Alt: WNBA player Candace Parker smiling and saying “Let’s go!”
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May 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
On the first day of #WNBA season you shall have a holy convocation; you shall not do any ordinary work. I am The Point God.
-Leviticus 23:7
-Leviticus 23:7
#Ballhalla is brilliant branding. The #Valkyries was already a very good name pick - possibly the best in the #WNBA after the Las Vegas #Aces (which is both an A+ name and connected to their city) - but Ballhalla is *very* good. Well done, Golden State, even with the loss.
May 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
#Ballhalla is brilliant branding. The #Valkyries was already a very good name pick - possibly the best in the #WNBA after the Las Vegas #Aces (which is both an A+ name and connected to their city) - but Ballhalla is *very* good. Well done, Golden State, even with the loss.
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look guys I finally made a nice video about nice things
(Costco is legitimately great! It also does a lot of the heavy lifting to keep the US food system safe & sanitary, filling holes in state & federal food safety enforcement.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNO8...
(Costco is legitimately great! It also does a lot of the heavy lifting to keep the US food system safe & sanitary, filling holes in state & federal food safety enforcement.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNO8...
Costco! Why they're legit
YouTube video by Farm to Taber
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May 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
look guys I finally made a nice video about nice things
(Costco is legitimately great! It also does a lot of the heavy lifting to keep the US food system safe & sanitary, filling holes in state & federal food safety enforcement.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNO8...
(Costco is legitimately great! It also does a lot of the heavy lifting to keep the US food system safe & sanitary, filling holes in state & federal food safety enforcement.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNO8...
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Remember when you first learned about genetics at school? All those fascinating examples of human traits that are each apparently determined by just a single gene? Time to check in on some of your favourites to see how they’re doing. 🧬🧵🧪 1/n
May 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Remember when you first learned about genetics at school? All those fascinating examples of human traits that are each apparently determined by just a single gene? Time to check in on some of your favourites to see how they’re doing. 🧬🧵🧪 1/n
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Mr Grumpy Pants 🤣😂
The northern house wrens have returned to the area and have taken up residence in the same box they have for the past two years.
#birds #nature #Canon #R5Mk2 #photography #wildlife #birdphotography 🪶
The northern house wrens have returned to the area and have taken up residence in the same box they have for the past two years.
#birds #nature #Canon #R5Mk2 #photography #wildlife #birdphotography 🪶
May 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Mr Grumpy Pants 🤣😂
The northern house wrens have returned to the area and have taken up residence in the same box they have for the past two years.
#birds #nature #Canon #R5Mk2 #photography #wildlife #birdphotography 🪶
The northern house wrens have returned to the area and have taken up residence in the same box they have for the past two years.
#birds #nature #Canon #R5Mk2 #photography #wildlife #birdphotography 🪶
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The White House’s Plan For Reversing The Declining Birth Rate
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April 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The White House’s Plan For Reversing The Declining Birth Rate
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Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
WASHINGTON—Claiming that preservation efforts had impeded U.S. seafood production for far too long, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he had opened up the nation’s aquariums to commercia...
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April 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
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I want to give credit to my editors, who asked me to write 2,000 words on why Andrew Tate wears such tight pants. I submitted 3,700. They asked if I really needed to start with a story about the industrial revolution and I said "yes, absolutely don't cut."
www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
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Why So Many MAGA Men Look Like Joe Rogan
The slim-fit uniform of grindset entrepreneurs and right wing podcasters can be traced back decades.
www.bloomberg.com
April 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I want to give credit to my editors, who asked me to write 2,000 words on why Andrew Tate wears such tight pants. I submitted 3,700. They asked if I really needed to start with a story about the industrial revolution and I said "yes, absolutely don't cut."
www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
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IT'S MY FIRST LONG-FORM VIDEO IT'S HERE
If you want to know:
-How make sense of food prices
-What scary news on the farm sector actually means
-How to keep the US fed when our leaders undermine trade
It starts with knowing the basics of how farms & money work!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHru...
If you want to know:
-How make sense of food prices
-What scary news on the farm sector actually means
-How to keep the US fed when our leaders undermine trade
It starts with knowing the basics of how farms & money work!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHru...
Financial Literacy 101 for Farms
YouTube video by Farm to Taber
www.youtube.com
April 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
IT'S MY FIRST LONG-FORM VIDEO IT'S HERE
If you want to know:
-How make sense of food prices
-What scary news on the farm sector actually means
-How to keep the US fed when our leaders undermine trade
It starts with knowing the basics of how farms & money work!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHru...
If you want to know:
-How make sense of food prices
-What scary news on the farm sector actually means
-How to keep the US fed when our leaders undermine trade
It starts with knowing the basics of how farms & money work!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHru...
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my offer to america: we bring woke back
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
my offer to america: we bring woke back
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Gitman's oxford button-down shirts, made in the USA
December 2024: $205
April 2025: $235
December 2024: $205
April 2025: $235
April 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Gitman's oxford button-down shirts, made in the USA
December 2024: $205
April 2025: $235
December 2024: $205
April 2025: $235
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Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
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Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
WASHINGTON—In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values that the previous administration had attempted to destroy, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday decreeing that all children born while President Joe Biden was in office would be renamed after Confederate generals. “Parents across the country were shamed by angry liberals […]
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March 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
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imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal
March 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal
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Here are some nice mushrooms
March 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
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March 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
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And I would very strongly encourage you to rethink this and start using the flag anyway.
February 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
And I would very strongly encourage you to rethink this and start using the flag anyway.
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You don’t have to fly or use the US flag if you don’t personally want to, but you also need to stop this bizarre and counterproductive habit of acting like everyone who does is a cop or a fascist.
February 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You don’t have to fly or use the US flag if you don’t personally want to, but you also need to stop this bizarre and counterproductive habit of acting like everyone who does is a cop or a fascist.
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
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Hell of a day to kill the Epidemic Intelligence Service.
West Texas measles outbreak doubles to 48 cases in four counties
Most of the measles cases are still among school-aged children in Gaines County, Texas health officials said Friday.
www.houstonchronicle.com
February 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Hell of a day to kill the Epidemic Intelligence Service.
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Europe can’t rely on the strength of the transatlantic relationship to help contain Russia’s threat – it must lead from the front and be the true force of support that Ukraine needs. Not just for Ukraine’s sake, but for a free and sovereign Europe.
On Ukraine, Europe must step into the void | Virgin
www.virgin.com
February 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Europe can’t rely on the strength of the transatlantic relationship to help contain Russia’s threat – it must lead from the front and be the true force of support that Ukraine needs. Not just for Ukraine’s sake, but for a free and sovereign Europe.
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On Feb. 14th I try always to give honor to one of the greatest contributors to American democracy in our nation’s history, Frederick Douglass. Born into slavery, Douglass never knew his actual birthdate, and adopted Feb. 14th as the day. His penetrating insights about our country inspire me daily.
February 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
On Feb. 14th I try always to give honor to one of the greatest contributors to American democracy in our nation’s history, Frederick Douglass. Born into slavery, Douglass never knew his actual birthdate, and adopted Feb. 14th as the day. His penetrating insights about our country inspire me daily.