Zoë 🍉
banner
zoeslight.bsky.social
Zoë 🍉
@zoeslight.bsky.social
These are the ramblings of a random Trans Woman. Strong, confident, bisexual, discovering her femininity. 💕
🏳️‍⚧️ ⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️

https://zoeslight.au/

Bit of a geek
Music lover
Awkward chemistry obsession
Patter of 🐕

Prof pic @zappit.bsky
So I’m allergy safe made now!!! I’m nut free!!!
January 6, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Does that mean I’m allergy safe if I’m nut free?
January 6, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Strange thing is I’ve done this…
Almost scored a wombat once but someone got to it before me and it was gone
The worst thing about moving is having to start your bone piles again from scratch
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Do spiders like gin?
I was going to see if Doug was up for a drink but I haven’t seen him since last night
January 2, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I think I might start doing a mindful apocalypse meditation class so I can chill while the world turns to shit
January 2, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I’ve got a new cell mate 🕷️
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 AM
My dad always told me…

Duck fat is good for you, it lubricates the veins.
January 1, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Reposted by Zoë 🍉
happy new year you clock watching fucks
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I love Finger Lime, it’s really yum with gin 🍸
Who amongst you has tried a Finger Lime?
January 1, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Reposted by Zoë 🍉
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Always look to the positive.
Happiness is in the moment, it won’t come tomorrow
December 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I love taking photos… I just hate processing them.

I need a PA
December 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
No pressure on my nose for 13 weeks!!
That’s one I didn’t expect, f**k!!
December 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Are boogers good for plants? 🪴
In particular indoor plants
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
So I’ve gone red this time…

#nails
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Sooo… booked in to have the girls done (BA) in January…
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I just hocked up a bunch of huge bloody goobers, they’ve been sitting in my sinuses for the past 2 weeks!!

The joys of gender affirming care

#Trans
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Reposted by Zoë 🍉
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Reposted by Zoë 🍉
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
After 3 years of transition, I really shouldn’t need educate family on pronouns and dead names.

Bunch of fucking muppets

#Trans
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Reposted by Zoë 🍉
screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If your doctor isn’t putting your head back together with staples then you need another doctor

#HRT
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
First coffee in 7 days…
I had to explain to the lady I just had about 20 staples removed from my forehead and I was on my way home to wash the blood out of my hair, I just really needed a coffee.

#HRT #Trans
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The facial recognition on my phone is so confused
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Reposted by Zoë 🍉